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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
laughsome ticket booth
  06/30/25
wow lol
Lemon fat ankles school cafeteria
  06/30/25
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disturbing appetizing stag film
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Lemon fat ankles school cafeteria
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
laughsome ticket booth
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
aphrodisiac pit jew
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
laughsome ticket booth
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
canary dopamine church
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
concupiscible scarlet temple liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Lemon fat ankles school cafeteria
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
sick submissive orchestra pit
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
laughsome ticket booth
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
concupiscible scarlet temple liquid oxygen
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Geriatric ape parlor
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Lemon fat ankles school cafeteria
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
laughsome ticket booth
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
cracking hilarious fortuitous meteor people who are hurt
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
beta crystalline library
  06/30/25
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slippery native international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
passionate office
  06/30/25
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laughsome ticket booth
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
odious flatulent site stain
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
khaki cerebral dysfunction
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Outnumbered deer antler
  06/30/25
...
sick submissive orchestra pit
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Geriatric ape parlor
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Floppy property lettuce
  07/01/25
...
khaki cerebral dysfunction
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Drab ladyboy toaster
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
walnut shivering private investor
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Black nofapping hell
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Orange Racy Party Of The First Part
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
transparent bonkers voyeur
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
sinister sandwich
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: laughsome ticket booth

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Lemon fat ankles school cafeteria

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: disturbing appetizing stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Lemon fat ankles school cafeteria

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: laughsome ticket booth

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: aphrodisiac pit jew

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: laughsome ticket booth

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: canary dopamine church

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: concupiscible scarlet temple liquid oxygen

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Lemon fat ankles school cafeteria

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: sick submissive orchestra pit

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: laughsome ticket booth

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: concupiscible scarlet temple liquid oxygen

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Geriatric ape parlor

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Lemon fat ankles school cafeteria

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: laughsome ticket booth

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: cracking hilarious fortuitous meteor people who are hurt

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: beta crystalline library

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: slippery native international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: passionate office

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: laughsome ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: odious flatulent site stain

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: khaki cerebral dysfunction

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Outnumbered deer antler

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: sick submissive orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Geriatric ape parlor

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Floppy property lettuce

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: khaki cerebral dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Drab ladyboy toaster

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: walnut shivering private investor

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Black nofapping hell

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Orange Racy Party Of The First Part

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: transparent bonkers voyeur

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: sinister sandwich

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Elisa#49065360)