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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
cowardly tan native mother
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
pale mind-boggling church building
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
curious insanely creepy lodge jew
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Provocative Bright Karate
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
demanding ticket booth shitlib
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
bat-shit-crazy abnormal whorehouse private investor
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
wine library
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
appetizing stage
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
aphrodisiac genital piercing menage
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Sable newt
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Effete Impressive Public Bath
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
mildly autistic turdskin trust fund
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Lime Free-loading Location Organic Girlfriend
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
nubile awkward mad cow disease
  06/30/25
cr
Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
aphrodisiac genital piercing menage
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
onyx odious weed whacker
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
mildly autistic turdskin trust fund
  06/30/25
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Vigorous Sweet Tailpipe Coldplay Fan
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Effete Impressive Public Bath
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
nubile awkward mad cow disease
  06/30/25
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Know-it-all factory reset button
  07/01/25
*bussy
Boyish haunting base fat ankles
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
bat-shit-crazy abnormal whorehouse private investor
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
passionate tripping stock car dopamine
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
lilac son of senegal
  06/30/25
fuck
Effete Impressive Public Bath
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
passionate tripping stock car dopamine
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
cowardly tan native mother
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Effete Impressive Public Bath
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
onyx odious weed whacker
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge
  06/30/25
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Sooty offensive crotch
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Amber vibrant police squad
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Cream crusty temple queen of the night
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Flesh exciting spot
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Cream crusty temple queen of the night
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Vigorous Sweet Tailpipe Coldplay Fan
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Cream crusty temple queen of the night
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
cyan parlour legal warrant
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
exhilarant toaster den
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
excitant site useless brakes
  06/30/25
tcr
Vigorous Sweet Tailpipe Coldplay Fan
  07/01/25
just jump
Violet Goyim Nursing Home
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge
  06/30/25
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Heady mahogany international law enforcement agency sanctuary
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
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  06/30/25
wow
Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Razzmatazz affirmative action
  06/30/25
JFC man
Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
appetizing stage
  06/30/25
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Violet Goyim Nursing Home
  06/30/25
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Effete Impressive Public Bath
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mildly autistic turdskin trust fund
  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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cerebral space kitty
  06/30/25
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exhilarant toaster den
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
excitant site useless brakes
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Amber vibrant police squad
  06/30/25
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soggy crackhouse
  07/01/25
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Know-it-all factory reset button
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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curious insanely creepy lodge jew
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
demanding ticket booth shitlib
  06/30/25
bro
Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge
  06/30/25
...
excitant site useless brakes
  06/30/25
lol
Vigorous Sweet Tailpipe Coldplay Fan
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
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  06/30/25
jfc
Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
aphrodisiac genital piercing menage
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Angry cuck
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
cerebral space kitty
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Vigorous Sweet Tailpipe Coldplay Fan
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
concupiscible sick kitchen
  07/01/25
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Flesh exciting spot
  07/01/25
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cerebral space kitty
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
outnumbered french chef hunting ground
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
magenta shaky fanboi
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
onyx odious weed whacker
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Effete Impressive Public Bath
  06/30/25
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Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge
  07/01/25
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Rough-skinned irradiated friendly grandma
  07/01/25
lol
Vigorous Sweet Tailpipe Coldplay Fan
  07/01/25
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Violet Goyim Nursing Home
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Floppy azure party of the first part
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
deranged infuriating range alpha
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
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  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
dashing school
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
talented mewling masturbator circlehead
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Rough-skinned irradiated friendly grandma
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Twinkling Theater Stage Halford
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Vigorous Sweet Tailpipe Coldplay Fan
  07/01/25
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Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Know-it-all factory reset button
  07/01/25
😟
Gay Racy Haunted Graveyard
  07/01/25
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soul-stirring filthpig keepsake machete
  07/01/25
holy shit
Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Rough-skinned irradiated friendly grandma
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
olive goal in life center
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
outnumbered french chef hunting ground
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
bat-shit-crazy abnormal whorehouse private investor
  07/01/25
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Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
outnumbered french chef hunting ground
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
outnumbered french chef hunting ground
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
rebellious erotic personal credit line
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
bat-shit-crazy abnormal whorehouse private investor
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Sickened area
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Know-it-all factory reset button
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Medicated histrionic preventive strike partner
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge
  07/06/25
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rebellious erotic personal credit line
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
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  07/06/25
...
cerebral space kitty
  07/06/25
lol
Vigorous Sweet Tailpipe Coldplay Fan
  07/07/25
wow
Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: cowardly tan native mother

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: pale mind-boggling church building

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: curious insanely creepy lodge jew

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Provocative Bright Karate

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: demanding ticket booth shitlib

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy abnormal whorehouse private investor

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: wine library

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: appetizing stage

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac genital piercing menage

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Sable newt

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Effete Impressive Public Bath

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: mildly autistic turdskin trust fund

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Lime Free-loading Location Organic Girlfriend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: nubile awkward mad cow disease

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: aphrodisiac genital piercing menage

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: onyx odious weed whacker

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: mildly autistic turdskin trust fund

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Vigorous Sweet Tailpipe Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Effete Impressive Public Bath

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: nubile awkward mad cow disease

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Know-it-all factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Boyish haunting base fat ankles

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy abnormal whorehouse private investor

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: passionate tripping stock car dopamine

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: lilac son of senegal

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Effete Impressive Public Bath

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: passionate tripping stock car dopamine

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: cowardly tan native mother

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Effete Impressive Public Bath

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: onyx odious weed whacker

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Sooty offensive crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Amber vibrant police squad

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Cream crusty temple queen of the night

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Flesh exciting spot

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Cream crusty temple queen of the night

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Vigorous Sweet Tailpipe Coldplay Fan

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Cream crusty temple queen of the night

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: cyan parlour legal warrant

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: exhilarant toaster den

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: excitant site useless brakes

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Vigorous Sweet Tailpipe Coldplay Fan

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Violet Goyim Nursing Home

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Heady mahogany international law enforcement agency sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: rebellious erotic personal credit line

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz affirmative action

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: appetizing stage

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Violet Goyim Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Effete Impressive Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: mildly autistic turdskin trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Angry cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: cerebral space kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: exhilarant toaster den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: excitant site useless brakes

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Amber vibrant police squad

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: soggy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Know-it-all factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Carmine anal market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: splenetic orchestra pit

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: outnumbered french chef hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: curious insanely creepy lodge jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: demanding ticket booth shitlib

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: excitant site useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Vigorous Sweet Tailpipe Coldplay Fan

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Marvelous jade casino new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: concupiscible sick kitchen

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: aphrodisiac genital piercing menage

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Angry cuck

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: cerebral space kitty

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Vigorous Sweet Tailpipe Coldplay Fan

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: concupiscible sick kitchen

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Flesh exciting spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: cerebral space kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: outnumbered french chef hunting ground

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: magenta shaky fanboi

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: onyx odious weed whacker

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Effete Impressive Public Bath

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Rough-skinned irradiated friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Vigorous Sweet Tailpipe Coldplay Fan

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Violet Goyim Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Floppy azure party of the first part

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: deranged infuriating range alpha

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Bespoke bistre cuckold

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: dashing school

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: talented mewling masturbator circlehead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Rough-skinned irradiated friendly grandma

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Twinkling Theater Stage Halford

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Vigorous Sweet Tailpipe Coldplay Fan

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Know-it-all factory reset button

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Gay Racy Haunted Graveyard

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: soul-stirring filthpig keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Rough-skinned irradiated friendly grandma

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: olive goal in life center

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: outnumbered french chef hunting ground

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy abnormal whorehouse private investor

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: outnumbered french chef hunting ground

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: outnumbered french chef hunting ground

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: rebellious erotic personal credit line

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy abnormal whorehouse private investor

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Sickened area

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Know-it-all factory reset button

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Medicated histrionic preventive strike partner

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: rebellious erotic personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: grizzly wonderful quadroon station

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: cerebral space kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Vigorous Sweet Tailpipe Coldplay Fan

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Jet-lagged fuchsia indian lodge

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078889)