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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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stirring spruce hospital famous landscape painting
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
180 whorehouse
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
stirring spruce hospital famous landscape painting
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
180 whorehouse
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
stirring spruce hospital famous landscape painting
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Clear Site Fortuitous Meteor
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
stirring spruce hospital famous landscape painting
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Indigo point liquid oxygen
  07/06/25
18000000000000
stimulating pontificating area headpube
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Lilac Haunting Cuckoldry
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jade state affirmative action
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At-the-ready bawdyhouse brethren
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bearded university idiot
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sickened native toilet seat
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Lilac Haunting Cuckoldry
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
180 whorehouse
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Lilac Haunting Cuckoldry
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
stirring spruce hospital famous landscape painting
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Lilac Haunting Cuckoldry
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
180 whorehouse
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
stirring spruce hospital famous landscape painting
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Lilac Haunting Cuckoldry
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
rough-skinned sound barrier rigpig
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Lilac Haunting Cuckoldry
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Splenetic Associate Volcanic Crater
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
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sickened native toilet seat
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Costumed primrose resort foreskin
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
henna insecure center
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
histrionic rambunctious useless brakes
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
High-end doctorate
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Pink Elastic Band Forum
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
stirring spruce hospital famous landscape painting
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
rough-skinned sound barrier rigpig
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
stirring spruce hospital famous landscape painting
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Pink Elastic Band Forum
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
rough-skinned sound barrier rigpig
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jade state affirmative action
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Pink Elastic Band Forum
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
histrionic rambunctious useless brakes
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
rough-skinned sound barrier rigpig
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
jade state affirmative action
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Pink Elastic Band Forum
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
jade state affirmative action
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Pink Elastic Band Forum
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
jade state affirmative action
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Pink Elastic Band Forum
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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Costumed primrose resort foreskin
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
jade state affirmative action
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stirring spruce hospital famous landscape painting
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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stirring spruce hospital famous landscape painting
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Canary home
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Racy Mother Place Of Business
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stirring spruce hospital famous landscape painting
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Supple ruby gas station pozpig
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: stirring spruce hospital famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: 180 whorehouse

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: stirring spruce hospital famous landscape painting

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: 180 whorehouse

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: stirring spruce hospital famous landscape painting

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Clear Site Fortuitous Meteor

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: stirring spruce hospital famous landscape painting

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Indigo point liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077828)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: stimulating pontificating area headpube

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Lilac Haunting Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077871)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Clear Site Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077970)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Ebony Impertinent Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077972)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Costumed primrose resort foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: obsidian crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078003)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: High-end doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078357)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078367)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: jade state affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078734)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: At-the-ready bawdyhouse brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078920)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Flatulent scarlet office halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Racy Mother Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: alcoholic poppy internal respiration spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093498)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: bearded university idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093503)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: sickened native toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49095662)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Lilac Haunting Cuckoldry

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: 180 whorehouse

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Lilac Haunting Cuckoldry

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: stirring spruce hospital famous landscape painting

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Lilac Haunting Cuckoldry

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: 180 whorehouse

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: stirring spruce hospital famous landscape painting

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Lilac Haunting Cuckoldry

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: rough-skinned sound barrier rigpig

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Lilac Haunting Cuckoldry

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Splenetic Associate Volcanic Crater

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: sadistic cocky space stain

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: sickened native toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Costumed primrose resort foreskin

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: henna insecure center

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: histrionic rambunctious useless brakes

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: High-end doctorate

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Pink Elastic Band Forum

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: stirring spruce hospital famous landscape painting

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: rough-skinned sound barrier rigpig

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: stirring spruce hospital famous landscape painting

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Pink Elastic Band Forum

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: rough-skinned sound barrier rigpig

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: jade state affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Pink Elastic Band Forum

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: histrionic rambunctious useless brakes

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: rough-skinned sound barrier rigpig

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: jade state affirmative action

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Pink Elastic Band Forum

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: jade state affirmative action

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Pink Elastic Band Forum

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: jade state affirmative action

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Pink Elastic Band Forum

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Pink Elastic Band Forum

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Costumed primrose resort foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49079845)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: jade state affirmative action

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: stirring spruce hospital famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49084897)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: vivacious cobalt nibblets

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Lilac Haunting Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: jade state affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: stirring spruce hospital famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Canary home

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Racy Mother Place Of Business

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: stirring spruce hospital famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49095655)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Supple ruby gas station pozpig

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Elisa#49099235)