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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
Mahogany Provocative Laser Beams
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chrome stirring dilemma
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primrose theatre goyim
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Dashing space
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Irradiated cocky voyeur masturbator
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multi-colored wine old irish cottage athletic conference
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
rusted garrison
  07/11/25
Police tried to shut the place down for what?
glassy fear-inspiring senate
  07/11/25
OP is JM
Maniacal brass casino
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
yapping stead
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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Spruce crackhouse degenerate
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yapping stead
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multi-colored wine old irish cottage athletic conference
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mewling ruddy electric furnace
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send reinforcements
mind-boggling place of business elastic band
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
aromatic purple azn filthpig
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A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese ba...
Mahogany Provocative Laser Beams
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Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
useless angry turdskin ticket booth
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
arousing free-loading church
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What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change ...
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Passionate idiot
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
gaped heaven
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Mahogany Provocative Laser Beams

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: chrome stirring dilemma

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: primrose theatre goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093335)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: mewling ruddy electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093340)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: rusted garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093349)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Razzmatazz theater stage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093361)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: useless angry turdskin ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093362)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: outnumbered beta corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093380)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Sienna bearded den legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093453)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Dashing space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093893)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Irradiated cocky voyeur masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49094372)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: multi-colored wine old irish cottage athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49094398)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: rusted garrison

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: glassy fear-inspiring senate

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Maniacal brass casino

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: yapping stead

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Mahogany Provocative Laser Beams

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Spruce crackhouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093410)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone disgusting alpha

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093424)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: yapping stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093532)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Nofapping Ladyboy Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093537)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Razzle emerald home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093833)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Dashing space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093894)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: multi-colored wine old irish cottage athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: mewling ruddy electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093378)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: mind-boggling place of business elastic band

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: aromatic purple azn filthpig

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Mahogany Provocative Laser Beams

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: useless angry turdskin ticket booth

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: arousing free-loading church

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Sienna bearded den legend

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: slippery library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093521)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Passionate idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093776)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: gaped heaven

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Mahogany Provocative Laser Beams

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: mewling ruddy electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: multi-colored wine old irish cottage athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Spruce crackhouse degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49095541)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Insecure useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49093892)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: yapping stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Elisa#49095575)