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The one thing all MPC frauds have in common is that they're all morons
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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM Author: Federal trip plaza Imagine someone who is dumb and hateful. Now give that person a computer. Odds are they found MPC. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750726&forum_id=2Elisa#49103793) |
Date: July 15th, 2025 4:41 PM Author: Soul-stirring rough-skinned brunch the feminine energy is a huge component. of course they are all histrionic and hysterical like women. but it goes deeper than that. for instance they are overly concerned with reputation. how many times do you see a normal poaster say "no one likes you" in an argument? it's mean girls shit where they get catty and engage in those scoldy non-sequiturs when they get emotional, which is all the time.
another thing is that they enforce their own longhouse style united front publicly, but you see hints of infighting and shit crop out through alts and stuff sometimes. you know that privately flw will text bp shit like "omg wow candy ride was so dumb earlier" and then on xo bump every retarded candy ride poast.
it's female group dynamics. they're basically shitlib men that became alt-right. and usually it's always for identity based shit (i'm white = better!) rather than any coherent ideology. have you *EVER* see them engage with dispassionate logic? no, it's like arguing with women. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:46 PM Author: Deranged station therapy lol wtf is this shit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750726&forum_id=2Elisa#49103834) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:48 PM Author: Soul-stirring rough-skinned brunch some are cool and mostly poast news stories even if they're still cautious about crossing the reginas of their crew. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750726&forum_id=2Elisa#49103837) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:52 PM Author: Spectacular legal warrant chapel Lol at this projection This is how simp crew operates, you guys are all in the same threads and admittedly text each other nonstop |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:02 PM Author: Soul-stirring rough-skinned brunch sup flw.
the difference is ill get into exchanges with hatp and really any other non-mpc poaster and disagree to the point of calling them retarded and we'll still be fine because as men we understand that disagreements aren't personal.
meanwhile you're here poasting under alts and shit because you get emotional over shit like minor disagreements on crypto and start eternal bloodfeuds over it.
that's on top of the most honorless bitchmade shit a man can do: welching on a bet |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: Fragrant hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750726&forum_id=2Elisa#49103877) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:24 PM Author: Brindle exciting den partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750726&forum_id=2Elisa#49104061) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 PM Author: Federal trip plaza Unrecognizable MPC alts in full swing bumping each other (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750726&forum_id=2Elisa#49104063) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:43 PM Author: Brindle exciting den partner I've never been to MPC, but gunnerattt's crew is by far, BY FAR, the faggiest part of this board. Just calling it like I see it, no hard feelings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750726&forum_id=2Elisa#49104114) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:47 PM Author: Federal trip plaza You're entitled to your opinion, but if you act like an MPC fraud, you can expect to be treated like an MPC fraud. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750726&forum_id=2Elisa#49104122) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:56 PM Author: passionate khaki base regret lol stfu MPC fag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750726&forum_id=2Elisa#49104154) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:54 AM Author: Soul-stirring rough-skinned brunch the think theyre so clever using alts that somehow know everything about xo poaster dynamics yet have never been seen before and poast exclusively in mpc threads.
part of what makes these fags so annoying is that theyre dunning kruger midwits who think everyone is as stupid as they are. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: spruce hairraiser set kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750726&forum_id=2Elisa#49104338) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: Federal trip plaza They have their own closed door meaning system which looks like kabuki theater from the outside. Like a one party state they have internal memos for their eyes only. I can't imagine what ridiculous content they were trained on. That's part of why they clash with the bort here non stop is we were trained on a whole different set. They're like aliens here. Same way when Westerners went to the Soviet Union they were like what the fuck is going on here, everything is ass backwards. But to them there's an internal logic. Things have deep meaning to them we can't perceive. We'll never know what it was like to get formed on Brian Uecker's nonsense. But they all remember like it was yesterday. They're still trying to rise or fall based on the old system. And the fact that they all respect Frank above all shows you what their meaning system was. Winning means never losing, always being right, never taking an L. Etc. Bullying people who go through the regular ups and downs of life seems fairly central to their ideology. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750726&forum_id=2Elisa#49103896) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: Soul-stirring rough-skinned brunch they're like shitlib locust that move to conservative states with the same bullshit that ruined california and wonder why it turns to shit. the first time someone heard brian uecker here it must of been like someone in boise hearing libs wokescolding over latinx or something.
turns out being aggressively stupid and histrionic doesn't foster a community anyone wants to be a part of!
actually, theyre more like kikes. they destroy and have been expelled by so many other places but don't change shit and are indignant people expecting them to. perpetual victim-complex, insular, emotional: women, libs, jews, and mpc. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:25 PM Author: Federal trip plaza I have a feeling one of them is going to pop in here any minute accusing us of being jewish (lowercase 'l' is part of their shtick, while White is capitalized, because they're just that fucking COOL), and/or respond with a PITHY retort such as "my penis is thicker than your wrists" which ultimately has no meaning to anyone but them in their little closed-loop world (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750726&forum_id=2Elisa#49103943) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:30 PM Author: Soul-stirring rough-skinned brunch they're like movies that are 100% fart jokes. a little bit peurile dumb shit is a good thing and part of the old xo charm. but when it's 100% its droll and unfunny. especially when it's repeated ad nauseum. they're like some faggot who thinks he's hilarious because he still says "MY WIIIIFE" like borat in 2025.
MYYY UEEEECKERRRR!
*mpc crew doubles over loling over this shibboleth from a defunct forum they ruined a fucking decade ago* |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:42 PM Author: Federal trip plaza It's funny one time Candy Ride posted about a movie he thought was the funniest movie he'd ever seen. I tried watching it for 20 minutes and it was all fart jokes and scat humor. I couldn't finish it. Right on the nose.
Also from the EA entry on Something Awful, these people were called "goons" because they went around the internet parroting age old memes and cackling to themselves while bothering everyone else. And to think that the MPC crew were the elite 'intellectual'/pedo subgenre crew of the goons. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:51 PM Author: Lemon Cowardly Travel Guidebook Property "how many times do you see a normal poaster say "no one likes you" in an argument?"
tbf I say this to dbg all the time, but only dbg. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:25 PM Author: Diverse deep corn cake The guy who is famous for saying a lot knows feminine energy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750726&forum_id=2Elisa#49104253) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:33 PM Author: Pink Coiffed Volcanic Crater Dilemma Give me some of your jew money and I’ll let you use my jewish webforum full of jews (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750726&forum_id=2Elisa#49103964) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:56 PM Author: Federal trip plaza Million Dollar Extreme is the alt right's answer to hundreds of successful "weird twitter" accounts and it's no secret to their roughly 3,000 fans accumulated since 2007 that frontman Sam Hyde dabbles in race realism and reads none other than My Posting Career. Because conservatives are scientifically proven to not understand humor and don't functionally find anything fun or interesting above cynicism, petulant entitlement, and cruelty, the alt right is actually overly (sickeningly or potentially homosexually) fond of Sam for having an overbearing, noisome personality and being a disenfranchised ugly asshole (just like them!) who can reliably annoy and embarrass their enemies (everyone).
According to EA, Sam Hyde is the Based God of MPC. So it makes even more sense why you were devasted by his relationship with GJR. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:39 PM Author: Federal trip plaza I'm reading and distilling the encyclopedia dramatica entry on MPC for the good of the bort. This shit is hilarious. It's factionalism of factionalism. It was fallouts of fallouts.
So to recap from the beginning, it all started with Something Awful which apparently was some kind of unsuccessful rival to 4chan. Gun to the head I couldn't begin to tell you what this was other than that it developed out of previous obscure internet communities. But anyway people posted memes and shit for the lulz I guess. It seems like a whackier version of 4chan with more of its own distinct subculture. It seemed like total geek/nerd territory just like hundreds of unfuckable coders and weirdos. The types who if they didn't find meaning on SA would just be 4chan shitposters.
The first schism was some of these people fancied themselves right wing intellectuals they made a site called The New Effort, and then Something Awful Sychophant Squad which they created to make fun of minorities on SA, their original home base, and to trolls the mods. Everything in the EA article says they have always been catty, vindictive, have a really high opinion of themselves, identify as intellectuals, and spend all their time online trolling others.
They also seem to have ties to PUA and MRA blogs and in the beginning were heavily into making comments about lowering the age of consent, ie they are all pedos. HTH |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:44 PM Author: Soul-stirring rough-skinned brunch something awful was pretty 180 in the early internet. more intellectual than 4chan. lots of the earliest memes came from there. but yeah like most forums they eventually toppled under the weight of extremely online megapoasters drowning out somewhat normal people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750726&forum_id=2Elisa#49103986) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:46 PM Author: Federal trip plaza Stormfront is also too large. There seems to be a pattern that as these venues increase in scale, they attract more misfits, angry kooks, and unintelligent free riders who simply parrot ideological dogma. Stormfront has a staggering number of forums and subforums, which promotes cliquish subgroups and further petrifies discussion. I envision MPC as more on the scale of a mailing list or magazine, and am wary of seeing it get too large. I think a healthy amount of turnover is necessary, and when you don't have that turnover you get entrenched, sprawling forums that lose their focus and cater to the lowest common denominator. My role here is partly editorial, to maintain scope and tone and some kind of intellectual standard.
Brian Uecker, MPC founder |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:55 PM Author: Soul-stirring rough-skinned brunch i was never a something awful poaster you you couldn't be online in 2000 without being aware of it and their vibe. they were edgy but not as aggressively gay and retarded as mpc. really just standard 2000s online millennial dork vibes. not all that different from PR but more engineers than liberal artists.
anyway they were still quite edgy so it's saying something that the mpc crew had to find a new home. just like if rach was still around they would have all been banned from here over time even though we tolerate almost anything. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: Federal trip plaza Sam Hyde was the Based God of MPC makes sense why it broke his brain when he fucked GJR. Makes sense why Sam has never given a shit about XO. He was an MPC die hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750726&forum_id=2Elisa#49104016) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:47 PM Author: Federal trip plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750726&forum_id=2Elisa#49103992) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:46 AM Author: glassy box office philosopher-king This is underselling Something Awful, it was massive and had like 100,000 people and was THE source of lulz in the early 2000s before reddit and other shit came along. Eventually though it did decline, the owner got addicted to pills, drove away everyone who ever loved him, and killed himself a few years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhjMv9nxxWk |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM Author: Soul-stirring rough-skinned brunch damn didn't know that. sad.
lowtax was one of the first "powermod" types that everyone had to suck up to. seems like it gave him delusions of grandeur and he grossly overestimated himself, leading to uwe boll wrecking him. |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:55 AM Author: glassy box office philosopher-king hope u got 10bux (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750726&forum_id=2Elisa#49105231) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:03 AM Author: Deranged station therapy SA died when trannies (it's always trannies) took over as mods and forced everyone to be politically correct. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750726&forum_id=2Elisa#49105252) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: Soul-stirring rough-skinned brunch the problem with most extremely online people, especially those gay enough to powermod, is that are aggressive and intolerant to anyone that diverges from their opinions.
it's ironic that MPC and the SA troons do the same shit but don't see it. you fags attack and sperg on anyone with opinions left of nick fuentes and it's driven off so many poasters because it's just unfun and annoying engaging with it. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:44 PM Author: Self-centered field are they still simping for trump/MAGA? it felt like the site became a lot less interesting throughout trump's first term as they had to devise copes of ascending ornateness in order to 'explain' what was happening in trump's administration. i remember them slavering over a photo of rex tillerson in a supermarket because he looked 'serious.'
but then trump fired tillerson for mike pompeo, so... |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:49 PM Author: Federal trip plaza That's a great anecdote. Pretty much everything on EA says they're aspie weirdos no one likes who do retarded shit all the time. A plague of rejects from other forums no one wants.
"he also stalked MRA target Racheal Cassidy (who was accused of making a false rape report but turned out to be an innocent woman wholly unrelated to the case, thanks MRA geniuses) because he's fucking fed up with all the false rape reports. Brian Uecker is totally not an MRA loser though, guys!
Really who would have guessed that an aspiring alternative rightwing personality would be a spergy incoherent mentalcase with emotional and social problems?" |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:56 PM Author: Soul-stirring rough-skinned brunch i do miss the qanon and 8-D chess days and the increasing cope and desperation as 2020 approached and there was no wall or anything. its similar to doomsday cults coping with a failed prophecy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750726&forum_id=2Elisa#49104011) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:00 PM Author: Deranged station therapy FACT CHECK: False. I have a very high IQ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750726&forum_id=2Elisa#49104164) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:11 PM Author: low-t laughsome locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750726&forum_id=2Elisa#49104391) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:08 AM Author: passionate khaki base regret sup FLW! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750726&forum_id=2Elisa#49105266) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: Soul-stirring rough-skinned brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750726&forum_id=2Elisa#49104476) |