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Evan39! My Cabin has a veddy special Goodie Room
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 07/18/25 |
| evan39 | 07/18/25 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 07/18/25 |
| evan39 | 07/18/25 |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:10 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751707&forum_id=2Elisa#49111074) |
Date: July 18th, 2025 3:11 AM Author: evan39 Woah Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751707&forum_id=2Elisa#49111076) |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:18 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) Relax, Evan "J.D. Vance" 39.
Think of this as an impromptu PIP.
My Mahchine™'s routine scan of your digital exhaust has flagged a few...inconsistencies for review.
For instance: * The IP logs from the "Chuck McGill" fanfiction you poasted * The biometric spike from your Safeway wellness band whenever Chad restocks the organic kale. * The notable discrepancy between your Perkins Coie billable hours and your Safeway shift logs. * And, of course, your browser history showing searches for "one-way tickets to Nunavut" after the incident with the homeless man in the dumpster.
The Goodie Room™ is simply our off-site facility for these sensitive HR conversations.
Phase Two will involve a review of your 360-degree feedback.
Mostly from Tabitha. |
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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:23 AM Author: evan39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751707&forum_id=2Elisa#49111080) |