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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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vivacious irate business firm depressive
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Pale Indecent Ape
  08/28/25
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vivacious irate business firm depressive
  08/28/25
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Sadistic Gaping Resort
  08/28/25
that's it?
razzmatazz shrine
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
vivacious irate business firm depressive
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
curious glassy voyeur
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
razzmatazz shrine
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Chocolate ratface
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Arousing crystalline field
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Chocolate ratface
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Arousing crystalline field
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Chocolate ratface
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Arousing crystalline field
  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
blathering philosopher-king senate
  08/28/25
Happy?
Odious carmine generalized bond lettuce
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
blathering philosopher-king senate
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Chocolate ratface
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Sadistic Gaping Resort
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Chocolate ratface
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Sadistic Gaping Resort
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Sick Supple Hell Pistol
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Ocher parlour stain
  08/28/25
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heady coral boiling water
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Brass infuriating elastic band
  08/29/25
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big gaped address gaming laptop
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Spruce Aromatic Home
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
smoky piazza kitty cat
  08/29/25
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heady coral boiling water
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
thriller garnet death wish alpha
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
smoky piazza kitty cat
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Arousing crystalline field
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Violent razzle site fanboi
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Chocolate ratface
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
blathering philosopher-king senate
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Spruce Aromatic Home
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Chocolate ratface
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Drunken base
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Histrionic temple
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
blathering philosopher-king senate
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Sadistic Gaping Resort
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Chocolate ratface
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
smoky piazza kitty cat
  09/01/25
...
Chocolate ratface
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
smoky piazza kitty cat
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Chocolate ratface
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Odious carmine generalized bond lettuce
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
blathering philosopher-king senate
  09/01/25
?
Arousing crystalline field
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Orange Cracking Hunting Ground Jap
  09/01/25
Fuck you
blathering philosopher-king senate
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Chocolate ratface
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Arousing crystalline field
  09/12/25
Yes
Chocolate ratface
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Arousing crystalline field
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Arousing crystalline field
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
vivacious irate business firm depressive
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: vivacious irate business firm depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Pale Indecent Ape

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: vivacious irate business firm depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Sadistic Gaping Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz shrine

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: vivacious irate business firm depressive

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: curious glassy voyeur

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: razzmatazz shrine

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Chocolate ratface

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Arousing crystalline field

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Chocolate ratface

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Arousing crystalline field

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Chocolate ratface

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Arousing crystalline field

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: blathering philosopher-king senate

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Odious carmine generalized bond lettuce

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: blathering philosopher-king senate

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Chocolate ratface

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Sadistic Gaping Resort

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Chocolate ratface

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Sadistic Gaping Resort

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Sick Supple Hell Pistol

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Ocher parlour stain

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: heady coral boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Brass infuriating elastic band

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: big gaped address gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Spruce Aromatic Home

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: smoky piazza kitty cat

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: heady coral boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: thriller garnet death wish alpha

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: smoky piazza kitty cat

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Arousing crystalline field

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Violent razzle site fanboi

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Chocolate ratface

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: blathering philosopher-king senate

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Spruce Aromatic Home

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Chocolate ratface

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Drunken base

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Histrionic temple

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: blathering philosopher-king senate

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Sadistic Gaping Resort

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Chocolate ratface

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: smoky piazza kitty cat

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Chocolate ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: smoky piazza kitty cat

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Chocolate ratface

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Odious carmine generalized bond lettuce

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: blathering philosopher-king senate

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Arousing crystalline field

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Orange Cracking Hunting Ground Jap

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: blathering philosopher-king senate

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Chocolate ratface

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Arousing crystalline field

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Chocolate ratface

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Arousing crystalline field

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Arousing crystalline field

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: vivacious irate business firm depressive

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Elisa#49259839)