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Daughter invited three 18 yo friends over for a pool party

This should be illegal
vigorous turdskin office
  08/29/25
poast creep shots
Aggressive federal ticket booth roast beef
  08/29/25
Can't bro. In contrast to gym ladies, these girls selected ...
vigorous turdskin office
  08/29/25
wait, these are girls? genetic females or what? if so, you a...
Aggressive federal ticket booth roast beef
  08/29/25
Well, the three of them are cis-females, yeah.
vigorous turdskin office
  08/29/25
I was going to make a joke that “haha, you forgot your...
exciting godawful university nibblets
  08/30/25
"All women have genes," xe protested.
Appetizing zombie-like lay
  08/30/25
DESCRIBE the swimsuits 18 year olds pick for themselves
Spectacular rambunctious mood keepsake machete
  08/30/25
Something EPAHs son will never ask
titillating orchid kitchen jew
  08/30/25
They all wear the kind that goes right up between the butt c...
vigorous turdskin office
  09/01/25
Are you going to accidentally drop a towel or what
titillating orchid kitchen jew
  08/29/25
As you get older, it is crazy how young and immature they se...
lime theatre
  08/29/25
She said I have to stay in my office while they're here (it ...
vigorous turdskin office
  08/29/25
Why did she say this?
titillating orchid kitchen jew
  08/29/25
Kids are embarrassed of their parents I guess
vigorous turdskin office
  08/29/25
Are they more worried you're going to score or that you'll g...
titillating orchid kitchen jew
  08/29/25
equal parts is my guess
vigorous turdskin office
  08/29/25
Haha yeah totally
twinkling talking hunting ground
  08/29/25
100% true and anyone who disagrees with this doesn't actuall...
Alcoholic marvelous step-uncle's house
  09/02/25
look away
Brindle stimulating gas station coffee pot
  08/29/25
you mean one of your two brown, trans, mentally ill, inch fr...
Coral Bawdyhouse Dragon
  08/29/25
She's neither mentally ill nor murderous, but otherwise yeah...
vigorous turdskin office
  08/29/25
he is extremely mentally ill and you don't seem like you're ...
Coral Bawdyhouse Dragon
  08/29/25
*she
vigorous turdskin office
  08/29/25
*he
Coral Bawdyhouse Dragon
  08/29/25
*it
high-end pervert toaster
  08/29/25
...
underhanded deer antler mother
  08/30/25
Are the friends also trannies?
indigo insecure black woman station
  08/29/25
Not to my knowledge
vigorous turdskin office
  08/29/25
Is your son basically gay and frolicking around in a dress w...
titillating orchid kitchen jew
  08/29/25
Oh no, if you saw a picture of the four of them you wouldn't...
vigorous turdskin office
  08/29/25
you wouldn't be able to tell which one is trans (we started ...
Coral Bawdyhouse Dragon
  08/29/25
all of the best fathers brag about how they turned their son...
coiffed abode
  08/29/25
he wants this outcome because he's mad at his mormon parents
Coral Bawdyhouse Dragon
  08/29/25
Yeah it's a weird spot to be in where if he had just been a ...
titillating orchid kitchen jew
  08/29/25
and also the poor kid won't ever orgasm, which defeats the ...
coiffed abode
  08/29/25
the prostate remains
Coral Bawdyhouse Dragon
  08/29/25
unfortunately, despite what xo may have told you, you cannot...
coiffed abode
  08/29/25
There is some special vibrating tool that can get a dickless...
titillating orchid kitchen jew
  08/29/25
what a friday night conversation
Coral Bawdyhouse Dragon
  08/29/25
...
vigorous turdskin office
  08/29/25
(Every night at Epah's house)
high-end pervert toaster
  08/29/25
...
brass stead
  08/30/25
There is some special vibrating tool that can get a dickless...
Violent french internal respiration
  08/30/25
Do you mean to tell me a dickless man can still unload?
Jet Boistinker
  08/30/25
Jamie see if you can pull up that crazy prostate cum dribbli...
Flirting Snowy Personal Credit Line Gaping
  08/30/25
...
titillating orchid kitchen jew
  09/02/25
Do you think EPAHs son went under the knife Does he ever ...
titillating orchid kitchen jew
  08/29/25
He still unloads
titillating orchid kitchen jew
  08/29/25
sex is overrated anyway
vigorous turdskin office
  08/29/25
then why bother messing with your sexual function and organs...
coiffed abode
  08/29/25
Libtards can't help but lord the My Trans Kid thing over eac...
titillating orchid kitchen jew
  08/29/25
No one knows except my family (and lots of friends on xo)
vigorous turdskin office
  08/29/25
Isn't it on Instagram? I know you think your son doesn't ...
titillating orchid kitchen jew
  08/29/25
I made a no Instagram rule a long time ago.
vigorous turdskin office
  08/29/25
You should have just let zher have a cock and be a faggot. Z...
titillating orchid kitchen jew
  08/29/25
to be "who [you] [were] meant to be" it sounds lik...
vigorous turdskin office
  08/29/25
you realize that you don't have anything like a justificatio...
coiffed abode
  08/29/25
Eh, the concept of a self-image is a fundamental aspect of h...
vigorous turdskin office
  08/29/25
and when your self image does not reflect reality what do we...
coiffed abode
  08/29/25
“Dysphoria” is the psychological term.
vigorous turdskin office
  08/29/25
Similarly, delusion. I think everyone with half a lick of co...
titillating orchid kitchen jew
  08/29/25
I believe that is indeed correct, we often apply such a term...
coiffed abode
  08/29/25
Cr. My mom thinks she's a billionaire but she has 50 dollars...
titillating orchid kitchen jew
  08/29/25
This backstory on your upbringing explains a lot about you, ...
vigorous turdskin office
  08/30/25
What does it explain? A mother who's bad with money, an aver...
titillating orchid kitchen jew
  08/30/25
Fall in love with the first father figure you encounter, ide...
vigorous turdskin office
  08/30/25
For millions of years of human and prehuman ancestors they d...
titillating orchid kitchen jew
  08/29/25
It's fucking insane and there is an entire institutional and...
brass stead
  08/30/25
It's one of the only things in life that's either properly r...
titillating orchid kitchen jew
  08/29/25
It's a Catch-22 for sure.
vigorous turdskin office
  08/29/25
not really, he could just be a femboy sissy and get plenty o...
coiffed abode
  08/29/25
...
titillating orchid kitchen jew
  08/29/25
really fucking weird quasi straight guy but with real mental...
supple plaza
  08/30/25
...
titillating orchid kitchen jew
  08/30/25
These people are sick fucks. Bragging about turning their so...
brass stead
  08/30/25
Incredible libdad flex
Slimy olive factory reset button spot
  09/02/25
Does your son have a non functioning microphallus or can he ...
titillating orchid kitchen jew
  08/29/25
*she She never went through "male puberty" is b...
vigorous turdskin office
  08/29/25
Damn so microphallus confirmed. But probably on so many horm...
titillating orchid kitchen jew
  08/29/25
Is it still tiny?
vigorous turdskin office
  08/29/25
...
titillating orchid kitchen jew
  08/29/25
I pity your children.
abnormal principal's office jap
  08/30/25
...
Coral Bawdyhouse Dragon
  08/29/25
just hit space bar 15 times to verify there was no link
Excitant violent native goal in life
  08/29/25
I only have one daughter and we are 10 years away from this ...
sadistic beady-eyed national mental disorder
  08/29/25
You can still maek it friend.
vigorous turdskin office
  08/30/25
Thank you, friend. You’re the best.
sadistic beady-eyed national mental disorder
  08/30/25
what do you mean by "swimmer's pool?" Are you impl...
coiffed abode
  08/30/25
It’s too hot in Texas to have a pool
Aggressive federal ticket booth roast beef
  08/30/25
...
lime theatre
  08/30/25
titcr
sadistic beady-eyed national mental disorder
  08/30/25
Disco fries is native German speaker and he occasionally has...
Buff Alpha
  08/30/25
EPAH tarnishing his once brilliant legacy ITT
sinister garrison
  08/30/25
Only by not poasting pics, which obviously would be terrible...
exciting godawful university nibblets
  08/30/25
Just paste smiley faces over their heads
sinister garrison
  08/30/25
ITT: Little Epstein Jr Achievers
bespoke bull headed school cafeteria preventive strike
  08/30/25
I don't know. You strike me as more of a Ghislaine Maxwell
sinister garrison
  08/30/25
I didn’t know you had a daughter. You’ve mention...
slap-happy alcoholic hell skinny woman
  08/30/25
He has female sons
high-end pervert toaster
  08/30/25
that doesn’t exist. Hotdogs and donuts rule. Even Geld...
slap-happy alcoholic hell skinny woman
  08/30/25
Male daughters, actually
indigo insecure black woman station
  08/30/25
bigot
Excitant violent native goal in life
  08/30/25
I don’t have any kids due to an injury to my junk but ...
Cordovan Jet-lagged Fat Ankles
  08/30/25
what happened to your junk?
slap-happy alcoholic hell skinny woman
  08/30/25
Ripped ballsac open climbing over a security fence during a ...
Cordovan Jet-lagged Fat Ankles
  09/02/25
...
Vibrant Cruel-hearted Point Generalized Bond
  08/30/25
Lots of unpack here
obsidian rehab becky
  08/30/25
Or maybe nothing to unpack.
brass stead
  08/30/25
I live in the Carolinas so 16 is perfectly acceptable to hav...
Cordovan Jet-lagged Fat Ankles
  09/02/25
their butts smell and they have acme
bat-shit-crazy talented house volcanic crater
  08/30/25
roadrunner better watch out
internet-worthy really tough guy foreskin
  08/30/25
Toilet booms exploding
bat-shit-crazy talented house volcanic crater
  08/30/25
Rock hard
exciting godawful university nibblets
  08/30/25
thread went exactly as OP planned
Diverse silver dilemma
  09/02/25
...
Coral Bawdyhouse Dragon
  09/02/25


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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: vigorous turdskin office

This should be illegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223131)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Aggressive federal ticket booth roast beef

poast creep shots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223135)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: vigorous turdskin office

Can't bro. In contrast to gym ladies, these girls selected those swimsuits only for themselves, not for some mid-40s muscleman dad to ogle. I can't even bring myself to look, beyond seeing glimpses of butt cheeks all over the place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223159)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Aggressive federal ticket booth roast beef

wait, these are girls? genetic females or what? if so, you are obligated to take creep shots and there's no expectation of privacy in your pool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223173)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: vigorous turdskin office

Well, the three of them are cis-females, yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223179)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:47 AM
Author: exciting godawful university nibblets

I was going to make a joke that “haha, you forgot your dotter was a cis female”, but then read the moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223833)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Appetizing zombie-like lay

"All women have genes," xe protested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49224025)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Spectacular rambunctious mood keepsake machete

DESCRIBE the swimsuits 18 year olds pick for themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49224658)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: titillating orchid kitchen jew

Something EPAHs son will never ask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49224661)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: vigorous turdskin office

They all wear the kind that goes right up between the butt cheeks now. Check out "the girls surf Hawaii" on YT for reference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49229091)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: titillating orchid kitchen jew

Are you going to accidentally drop a towel or what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223140)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:53 PM
Author: lime theatre

As you get older, it is crazy how young and immature they seem. A certain element of society pushes a message that women are hottest when they are very young, but that is totally wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223164)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: vigorous turdskin office

She said I have to stay in my office while they're here (it overlooks the pool btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223171)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: titillating orchid kitchen jew

Why did she say this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223247)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: vigorous turdskin office

Kids are embarrassed of their parents I guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223260)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:12 PM
Author: titillating orchid kitchen jew

Are they more worried you're going to score or that you'll get rejected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223268)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: vigorous turdskin office

equal parts is my guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: twinkling talking hunting ground

Haha yeah totally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223300)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Alcoholic marvelous step-uncle's house

100% true and anyone who disagrees with this doesn't actually interact with any teen girls irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49230779)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Brindle stimulating gas station coffee pot

look away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223169)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Coral Bawdyhouse Dragon

you mean one of your two brown, trans, mentally ill, inch from being mass killers adult children?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223177)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: vigorous turdskin office

She's neither mentally ill nor murderous, but otherwise yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223182)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Coral Bawdyhouse Dragon

he is extremely mentally ill and you don't seem like you're in a position to assess murderousness, tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223190)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: vigorous turdskin office

*she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223193)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Coral Bawdyhouse Dragon

*he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223198)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: high-end pervert toaster

*it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223256)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: underhanded deer antler mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:59 PM
Author: indigo insecure black woman station

Are the friends also trannies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223201)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: vigorous turdskin office

Not to my knowledge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223208)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: titillating orchid kitchen jew

Is your son basically gay and frolicking around in a dress with a bunch of fag hags.

I had a gay friend growing up but I had no idea he was gay. He hung out with women all the time but never fucked em. I still didn't know he was a fruit til years later but it explained a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223255)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: vigorous turdskin office

Oh no, if you saw a picture of the four of them you wouldn't be able to tell which one is trans (we started young), except two are Asians, and one is haole.

Mine looks like a model tbch and dudes are always drooling after her when we go surfing or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223269)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: Coral Bawdyhouse Dragon

you wouldn't be able to tell which one is trans (we started young)

you wouldn't be able to tell which one is trans (we started young)

you wouldn't be able to tell which one is trans (we started young)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223275)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: coiffed abode

all of the best fathers brag about how they turned their sons into fuckable holes for degenerate tranny chasers

but to honest to god be serious, you do understand that that is exactly who is going to fuck "her" right? Like she has no chance whatsoever of any sexual attention beyond absolute perverted fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223282)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Coral Bawdyhouse Dragon

he wants this outcome because he's mad at his mormon parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223285)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: titillating orchid kitchen jew

Yeah it's a weird spot to be in where if he had just been a normal faggot he would have all the fags in the world to choose from but gays don't want to fuck a dude who looks like a chick. And so he has to find a straight guy who wants to fuck a girl with a penis. Which, yeah, you're getting TT6 degenerate types. You're not going to bag Travis Kelce or Captain America. It's gonna be a really fucking weird quasi straight guy but with real mental problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223294)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: coiffed abode

and also the poor kid won't ever orgasm, which defeats the entire purpose of sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223303)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:22 PM
Author: Coral Bawdyhouse Dragon

the prostate remains

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223309)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: coiffed abode

unfortunately, despite what xo may have told you, you cannot cum out of your butt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223327)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: titillating orchid kitchen jew

There is some special vibrating tool that can get a dickless man to cum. It like vibrates until they dribble translucent prostate fluid out of their urethra.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223335)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Coral Bawdyhouse Dragon

what a friday night conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223338)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: vigorous turdskin office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223353)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: high-end pervert toaster

(Every night at Epah's house)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223504)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: brass stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49225208)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 12:37 AM
Author: Violent french internal respiration

There is some special vibrating tool that can get a dickless man to cum, tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223559)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Jet Boistinker

Do you mean to tell me a dickless man can still unload?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49224206)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Flirting Snowy Personal Credit Line Gaping

Jamie see if you can pull up that crazy prostate cum dribbling vibrator for us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49224861)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: titillating orchid kitchen jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49230836)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: titillating orchid kitchen jew

Do you think EPAHs son went under the knife

Does he ever forget to dilate his neovagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223331)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: titillating orchid kitchen jew

He still unloads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223319)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: vigorous turdskin office

sex is overrated anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223345)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: coiffed abode

then why bother messing with your sexual function and organs if it doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223365)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: titillating orchid kitchen jew

Libtards can't help but lord the My Trans Kid thing over each other. It must be intoxicating. It's the Mount Everest of the Oppressed Group Olympics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223387)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: vigorous turdskin office

No one knows except my family (and lots of friends on xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223396)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: titillating orchid kitchen jew

Isn't it on Instagram?

I know you think your son doesn't clock at all but he still has to have male bone structure and big hands and shit. They might not notice if they just see him passing by but no one is ever going to truly mistake him for a chick. Even the most passing ones you can figure it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223412)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:44 PM
Author: vigorous turdskin office

I made a no Instagram rule a long time ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223416)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: titillating orchid kitchen jew

You should have just let zher have a cock and be a faggot. Zhe would still be running around in a dress like a despicable fruit but at least zhed be sucking and fucking and spreading HIV and monkey pox. But you had to step in and play God for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223426)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: vigorous turdskin office

to be "who [you] [were] meant to be" it sounds like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223393)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: coiffed abode

you realize that you don't have anything like a justification for what the word "meant" means in this sentence right? If you were at least some psycho cultist you could claim God was speaking to you and demanded a sacrifice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223406)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: vigorous turdskin office

Eh, the concept of a self-image is a fundamental aspect of human psychology mate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223420)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: coiffed abode

and when your self image does not reflect reality what do we call that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223425)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: vigorous turdskin office

“Dysphoria” is the psychological term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223487)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: titillating orchid kitchen jew

Similarly, delusion. I think everyone with half a lick of common sense knows that a bird is not a turtle. Similarly, men and women are different and no men can actually become a woman or vice versa. You're entitled to dress a certain way or do certain behaviors associated with one gender or another, but you can never literally become something you're not. Feeling like something doesn't make it true, even if it's super duper important to you. Lots of people are delusional, but it doesn't mean others should have to participate in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223501)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: coiffed abode

I believe that is indeed correct, we often apply such a term to anorexics and various other insane people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223502)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: titillating orchid kitchen jew

Cr. My mom thinks she's a billionaire but she has 50 dollars in her account. One might call her 'delulu' but maybe the term is 'dysphoric' and someone should intervene and replenish her funds so it can match her identity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223503)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: vigorous turdskin office

This backstory on your upbringing explains a lot about you, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223543)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: titillating orchid kitchen jew

What does it explain? A mother who's bad with money, an average size penis, an enormous vocabulary? Connect the dots for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223547)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: vigorous turdskin office

Fall in love with the first father figure you encounter, ideally orange and rich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223587)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: titillating orchid kitchen jew

For millions of years of human and prehuman ancestors they didn't have puberty blockers or cross sex hormones and caveman weren't leaping off of cliffs to kill themselves over their faggot troon identity crisis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223429)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: brass stead

It's fucking insane and there is an entire institutional and legal apparatus that is forcing all of society to repeat a fucking blatant lie. I don't personally hate trans people, but the ideology itself must be burned to the fucking ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49225214)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: titillating orchid kitchen jew

It's one of the only things in life that's either properly rated at worst or criminally underrated despite its near universal popularity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223372)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: vigorous turdskin office

It's a Catch-22 for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223341)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: coiffed abode

not really, he could just be a femboy sissy and get plenty of daddy cock, but you robbed him of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223347)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: titillating orchid kitchen jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223390)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: supple plaza

really fucking weird quasi straight guy but with real mental problems tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223752)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: titillating orchid kitchen jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49224014)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: brass stead

These people are sick fucks. Bragging about turning their sons into fuckable girldick havers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49225207)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Slimy olive factory reset button spot

Incredible libdad flex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49230785)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: titillating orchid kitchen jew

Does your son have a non functioning microphallus or can he shoot loads like a normal dude. I'm asking strictly from a medical perspective. I guarantee I have zero romantic interest in your modelesque blasian troon boy. Is there any record of his jizz stains or is he totally infertile with no functionality?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223283)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: vigorous turdskin office

*she

She never went through "male puberty" is basically the answer. I haven't specifically asked about orgasm, but for my own part I remember jerking it well before puberty, so I assume it'd be like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223352)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: titillating orchid kitchen jew

Damn so microphallus confirmed. But probably on so many hormones he can't get an erection. That's pretty sad. I don't remember ever jerking it before puberty. As soon as I started fapping I was gooing. I was 13. My dick was tiny but I was able to sploodge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223383)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: vigorous turdskin office

Is it still tiny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223398)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: titillating orchid kitchen jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223418)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: abnormal principal's office jap

I pity your children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49225147)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: Coral Bawdyhouse Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223270)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Excitant violent native goal in life

just hit space bar 15 times to verify there was no link



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223397)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:57 PM
Author: sadistic beady-eyed national mental disorder

I only have one daughter and we are 10 years away from this kind of thing. Also, I don’t have a swimmer’s pool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223509)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: vigorous turdskin office

You can still maek it friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223544)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: sadistic beady-eyed national mental disorder

Thank you, friend. You’re the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223817)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: coiffed abode

what do you mean by "swimmer's pool?" Are you implying that you have some sort of pool that you can't swim, or perhaps fit, in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223557)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Aggressive federal ticket booth roast beef

It’s too hot in Texas to have a pool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223747)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: lime theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223925)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: sadistic beady-eyed national mental disorder

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49224954)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Buff Alpha

Disco fries is native German speaker and he occasionally has clunky English when he direct translates the German phrase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223769)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 6:58 AM
Author: sinister garrison

EPAH tarnishing his once brilliant legacy ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223718)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: exciting godawful university nibblets

Only by not poasting pics, which obviously would be terrible to do and some poaster would send them to the girls. But still…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223836)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: sinister garrison

Just paste smiley faces over their heads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49224128)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: bespoke bull headed school cafeteria preventive strike

ITT: Little Epstein Jr Achievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49223835)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: sinister garrison

I don't know. You strike me as more of a Ghislaine Maxwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49224811)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: slap-happy alcoholic hell skinny woman

I didn’t know you had a daughter. You’ve mentioned your male sons but that’s it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49224047)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: high-end pervert toaster

He has female sons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49224057)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: slap-happy alcoholic hell skinny woman

that doesn’t exist. Hotdogs and donuts rule. Even Gelding still is a dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49224130)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: indigo insecure black woman station

Male daughters, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49224272)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Excitant violent native goal in life

bigot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49224061)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Cordovan Jet-lagged Fat Ankles

I don’t have any kids due to an injury to my junk but my neighbor’s daughter just turned 16 and she’s the oldest in her class. My house sits higher on the hill and I can see in their backyard over the privacy fence. When they come over to swim I basically can’t look out my windows because almost all of them are 15

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49224074)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: slap-happy alcoholic hell skinny woman

what happened to your junk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49224132)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Cordovan Jet-lagged Fat Ankles

Ripped ballsac open climbing over a security fence during a high school prank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49230848)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Vibrant Cruel-hearted Point Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49224929)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: obsidian rehab becky

Lots of unpack here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49225115)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: brass stead

Or maybe nothing to unpack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49225219)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Cordovan Jet-lagged Fat Ankles

I live in the Carolinas so 16 is perfectly acceptable to have sex with. The ones who are still 15 it’s completely different legally even though they’re fully developed and already drinking alcohol. My neighbor is a good buddy of mine and always jokes about how it’s such an injustice that the 15 yos are off limits even though tbe one from Argentina has the biggest tits by a mile and will probably be legal this winter or something. He’s 50 years old though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49230858)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy talented house volcanic crater

their butts smell and they have acme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49225109)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: internet-worthy really tough guy foreskin

roadrunner better watch out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49225120)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy talented house volcanic crater

Toilet booms exploding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49225138)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: exciting godawful university nibblets

Rock hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49225150)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: Diverse silver dilemma

thread went exactly as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49230799)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Coral Bawdyhouse Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767666&forum_id=2Elisa#49230889)