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Woman trying to date me told me older pussies are better

I'm a regular at this cool local bar, Heather, this chick ...
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God damn I miss playing shuffleboard at my local dive bar be...
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I love it man I don't even drink ill just go play there for ...
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The shuffleboard wizard
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That’s why they call her Leather Heather
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nothing else seems to get tighter as they age, so not sure w...
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It gets far drier. A dry pussy tends to feel tighter
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this explanation runs directly counter to heather’s cl...
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fuck my dick, this shit is dry
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Probably because it gets drier.
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grinding shuffleboard games without any distractions tp
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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: burgundy institution messiness

I'm a regular at this cool local bar, Heather, this chick I knew growing up, goes there a lot. She's older (36 I think) and is always razzing me for having a young wife. She has told me i should try being her boyfriend. I don't take my wife to the bar cause I like to grind shuffleboard games without any distractions.

Heather is a successful local realtor and is always posted up at the bar in a powersuit and she tends to run the whole place with her banter. Tonight she starts in on me with "where's your wife? Is she still too young to get into a bar?". I try to laugh it off but she starts to get nasty. She says "you know older pussies get wetter and grip stronger. It's like how dads always can beat their son in wrestling." I couldn't tell if she was flirting or mocking me. I lost the next shuffleboard game as I was so put off and just went home. I am curious about her claims though.

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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: obsidian coiffed voyeur

Nightmarish

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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: Laughsome immigrant

this change your mind?

https://x.com/downbadcomment/status/1961534308214345905

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225559)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:36 AM
Author: burgundy institution messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225580)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Laughsome immigrant



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: drab brunch

God damn I miss playing shuffleboard at my local dive bar before they shut down. Such a 180 game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225186)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:39 PM
Author: burgundy institution messiness

I love it man I don't even drink ill just go play there for 3-4 hours while queuing up zoomer music on the jukebox until all the old people leave. Only one guy there is better than me, he is schizophrenic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225189)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: drab brunch



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:16 AM
Author: bateful grizzly coldplay fan nursing home



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Date: August 31st, 2025 5:50 AM
Author: clear pocket flask

The shuffleboard wizard

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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Histrionic chocolate internal respiration

That’s why they call her Leather Heather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225188)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling liquid oxygen

nothing else seems to get tighter as they age, so not sure why the pussy would be the outlier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225192)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Big halford

It gets far drier. A dry pussy tends to feel tighter

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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: Deranged Irate Rigpig Site

this explanation runs directly counter to heather’s claims, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225223)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:50 AM
Author: burgundy institution messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225541)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:17 AM
Author: Big-titted ruddy new version church building

fuck my dick, this shit is dry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225552)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:20 AM
Author: bateful grizzly coldplay fan nursing home

I'd rather jack off

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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:53 PM
Author: Kink-friendly wagecucks

Probably because it gets drier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225194)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: iridescent filthpig

ROTFLOL

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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:01 AM
Author: Laughsome immigrant

grinding shuffleboard games without any distractions tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225546)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 3:16 AM
Author: bateful grizzly coldplay fan nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225550)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:36 AM
Author: burgundy institution messiness



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:24 AM
Author: Useless pungent famous landscape painting

Not hard to grasp.

Older, droopier balls are better as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225573)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:45 AM
Author: gay space

these "world champions" are a bunch of chokers; you could take them on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI_fOTDcBQE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49225593)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: burgundy institution messiness

Watched some of this, these guys don't even look very good? I think I could genuinely beat them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49226718)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: narrow-minded bespoke travel guidebook gas station

To be fair,

"Oh, are you one of those guys who likes young wet pussy? Lol..." *smirks*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767958&forum_id=2Elisa#49226717)