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SEAL instructors PISS on candidates during BUD/S (link)

nowyourdoingit MOD • 7h ago • Stickied commen...
Medicated adventurous mediation weed whacker
  09/05/25
Never understood why dudes need to be really good at jogging...
house-broken pozpig
  09/05/25
or swimming really. its not like were gonna be waging war on...
cheese-eating cyan set prole
  09/05/25
Cool they can lay in the water and lift logs over their head...
house-broken pozpig
  09/05/25
I remember having a drink with a dude that had just become a...
Titillating Frozen Mood Party Of The First Part
  09/05/25
Did not know there was this much piss action occurring in ar...
Medicated adventurous mediation weed whacker
  09/05/25
lots of piss action apparently
Titillating Frozen Mood Party Of The First Part
  09/05/25
*Asks Jeeves for Navy SEALS academy age limit*
Big seedy nursing home
  09/05/25
I had a relative do that SERE bs and he killed and ate a rab...
house-broken pozpig
  09/05/25
It'd be a Joke for me. I routinely go on 20+ mile week-long ...
violet athletic conference lay
  09/05/25
How would you handle the piss stuff?
Medicated adventurous mediation weed whacker
  09/05/25
Catheter + filter. Nothing goes to waste.
violet athletic conference lay
  09/06/25
He means being pissed *upon. I guess "a cup + filter.&...
Garnet Gunner National
  09/06/25
20m/week or 20mi/day for a week
cheese-eating cyan set prole
  09/05/25
20 miles in a week isn't really that much also, you hiki...
Big seedy nursing home
  09/05/25
“Routinely” When was the last time? you have...
magenta station hissy fit
  09/05/25
we rucked 5-10 miles daily in raw mountainous terrain, red t...
irradiated mauve forum gaping
  09/05/25
I'm an expert tracker and routinely sneak up on special forc...
violet athletic conference lay
  09/06/25
they'd have a blast simulating your death in the POW camp la...
irradiated mauve forum gaping
  09/06/25
Lmao do you also water board yourself?
silver bat shit crazy center elastic band
  09/05/25
there's no time to hunt game ljl, YOU are the one being hunt...
irradiated mauve forum gaping
  09/05/25
Date: September 5th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Taylor Swift is n...
flirting wild theatre
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silver bat shit crazy center elastic band
  09/06/25
the way I understand it, the first part of SERE school is th...
Titillating Frozen Mood Party Of The First Part
  09/05/25
SERE instructors provide live rabbits, chickens, pigeons, th...
irradiated mauve forum gaping
  09/05/25
Wow if that's all it takes then call me the Secretary of the...
vibrant nighttime stag film yarmulke
  09/05/25
America has an untapped resource in our thousands of degener...
Bateful shrine hunting ground
  09/05/25
If a dude at a bar claims to be a SEAL, rest assured that he...
motley private investor
  09/05/25
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Medicated adventurous mediation weed whacker
  09/06/25
In the Royal Navy, buggery was an expected part of the lifes...
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  09/06/25
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Date: September 5th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Medicated adventurous mediation weed whacker

nowyourdoingit

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7h ago

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Over it

This was at least partially written by chat.

This guy or a guy like him would be your CO if you joined.

Let's break some of this down further:

As Commanding Officer, I once received a call from a mentor who had spoken with a friend, the father of a candidate who claimed he’d been “run out of the program unjustly.” The father reported that his son had alleged that instructors put their hands on him, pushing him and tripping him while under the boat. I told my mentor I take these allegations seriously and would conduct an investigation.

There is no way he conducted an investigation. Cadre constantly hit, trip, body slam, huck, tackle, slap and sometimes piss on students. Everyone is catching hands at BUD/S.

https://www.reddit.com/r/navyseals/comments/1n8gxhb/comment/ncj56hk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238794)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: house-broken pozpig

Never understood why dudes need to be really good at jogging to be navy seals

Not like Kenya is some military superpower

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238819)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: cheese-eating cyan set prole

or swimming really. its not like were gonna be waging war on king triton anytime soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238838)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: house-broken pozpig

Cool they can lay in the water and lift logs over their head. How is this gonna help them drone strike brown people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238842)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Titillating Frozen Mood Party Of The First Part

I remember having a drink with a dude that had just become a SEAL and some people. He was telling us that he went to SERE school (Survival and interrogation training, like you have been captured) during his training and it really sucked. They were locked in cages where you can't stretch out fully for like 24 hours, hurt like shit, and the guards were pissing on them. Apparently some other guy who was a Delta Force dude in SERE training too freaked out on some instructors over it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238831)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Medicated adventurous mediation weed whacker

Did not know there was this much piss action occurring in are military

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238836)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Titillating Frozen Mood Party Of The First Part

lots of piss action apparently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238837)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Big seedy nursing home

*Asks Jeeves for Navy SEALS academy age limit*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: house-broken pozpig

I had a relative do that SERE bs and he killed and ate a rabbit the first night and they got pissed off and almost kicked him out. It was just camping out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238844)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: violet athletic conference lay

It'd be a Joke for me. I routinely go on 20+ mile week-long hikes with nothing but my rifle and a knife. Knowing how to survive is an extremely valuable resource.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238847)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Medicated adventurous mediation weed whacker

How would you handle the piss stuff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238854)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: violet athletic conference lay

Catheter + filter. Nothing goes to waste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49241831)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Garnet Gunner National

He means being pissed *upon. I guess "a cup + filter."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49241906)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: cheese-eating cyan set prole

20m/week or 20mi/day for a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238861)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Big seedy nursing home

20 miles in a week isn't really that much

also, you hiking for a week at a time with literally nothing other than a rifle and a knife? hmmm....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238979)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: magenta station hissy fit

“Routinely”

When was the last time? you have never been offline here for more than 24 hours AFAICT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49239135)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: irradiated mauve forum gaping

we rucked 5-10 miles daily in raw mountainous terrain, red team would have wrapped you up easily if you used that rifle. there are over 100 dudes hunting you and they know all the routes and water sources.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49239343)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: violet athletic conference lay

I'm an expert tracker and routinely sneak up on special forces guys doing training. They hate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49241827)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 7:52 PM
Author: irradiated mauve forum gaping

they'd have a blast simulating your death in the POW camp later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49241895)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: silver bat shit crazy center elastic band

Lmao

do you also water board yourself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49239348)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: irradiated mauve forum gaping

there's no time to hunt game ljl, YOU are the one being hunted, you have to land nav and ruck on little to no food for 4 days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49239723)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: flirting wild theatre

Date: September 5th, 2025 1:22 PM

Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

It'd be a Joke for me. I routinely go on 20+ mile week-long hikes with nothing but my rifle and a knife. Knowing how to survive is an extremely valuable resource.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49239729)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: silver bat shit crazy center elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49241531)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Titillating Frozen Mood Party Of The First Part

the way I understand it, the first part of SERE school is the escape and evasion part - like you literally play hide and seek with the instructors in the woods for a day or two (or more?) and its fun as shit but no one wants to be caught. Then after that, regardless if they find you or not, you have to do the captured interrogation part and that part fucking sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238848)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: irradiated mauve forum gaping

SERE instructors provide live rabbits, chickens, pigeons, they have to learn butchering basics

survival field training was a blast, fortunately I was up there innawoods in early May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49239304)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: vibrant nighttime stag film yarmulke

Wow if that's all it takes then call me the Secretary of the Navy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49238849)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Bateful shrine hunting ground

America has an untapped resource in our thousands of degenerate PISSPIGS who are probably not aware that their skills are needed as Navy seals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49239023)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: motley private investor

If a dude at a bar claims to be a SEAL, rest assured that he has guzzled A LOT of piss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49239519)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: Medicated adventurous mediation weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49241524)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: copper library roast beef

In the Royal Navy, buggery was an expected part of the lifestyle (and tbf it was part of the upside)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49241871)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Medicated adventurous mediation weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5770114&forum_id=2Elisa#49245071)