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Judaism is cr in that Earth is the lowest plane and absolute sps
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Date: December 25th, 2025 3:40 AM Author: unholy double fault windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2Elisa#49538746) |
Date: December 25th, 2025 4:01 AM Author: Green laughsome rehab what the hell does this even "mean" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2Elisa#49538754) |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:01 AM Author: crimson cumskin The you on earth is the penultimate you in Judaism. When you return to the god head you aren’t you ever again but basically a data packet. Judaism is a dark freakin religion, bro. Aint no heaven in the Christian sense. The earthly experience is your ultimate experience in any form that the you that is you right now will ever enjoy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2Elisa#49538755) |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:03 AM Author: Green laughsome rehab doesn't seem consistent w experience (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2Elisa#49538757) |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:05 AM Author: crimson cumskin You died and joined the god head and then came back to tell us about it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2Elisa#49538761) |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:06 AM Author: Green laughsome rehab buncha times (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2Elisa#49538763) |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:06 AM Author: Cerise cheese-eating sandwich I took a massive dose of DMT and this is 100% accurate. Not flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2Elisa#49538764) |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:07 AM Author: Green laughsome rehab (super smart guy, first day) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2Elisa#49538767) |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:09 AM Author: Cerise cheese-eating sandwich what? I'm being serious. are u being serious? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2Elisa#49538769) |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:10 AM Author: Green laughsome rehab nobody should be promoting this trash as a tool for acquiring wisdom even as a joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2Elisa#49538771) |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:23 AM Author: Cerise cheese-eating sandwich I'm not promoting it and wouldn't recommend to anyone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2Elisa#49538779) |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:27 AM Author: Bearded vivacious locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2Elisa#49538781) |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:38 AM Author: unholy double fault windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2Elisa#49538787) |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:40 AM Author: Bearded vivacious locus lmao wow that's not it at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2Elisa#49538788) |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: unholy double fault windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2Elisa#49538790) |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:46 AM Author: Bearded vivacious locus "The Supreme Being, omnipotent and omnipresent and creator of all, did some stuff even he doesn't have control over and its dangerous hehe" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2Elisa#49538791) |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:48 AM Author: unholy double fault windowlicker You’re assuming that this world is not created by something created or Of the Supreme being
Hint it’s literally in the first word of genesis in the original Hebrew
K I’m retiring after this poast |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:50 AM Author: Bearded vivacious locus it's ok to be wrong bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2Elisa#49538799) |
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Date: April 15th, 2026 4:40 AM Author: Marinating in Retards Summon: Consuela (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2Elisa#49818574) |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:10 AM Author: crimson cumskin Jewish heaven is called the Gan Eden and it’s basically summed up as you become like one more cell on God’s big toe and enjoy eternal closeness with the duder. When the messiah comes you will be resurrected on earth for God’s ultimate kingdom is a heaven on earth which we are supposed to spend our mortal lives making come to fruition through prayer and good works. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2Elisa#49538770) |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:11 AM Author: Green laughsome rehab whoa crrrr friend
and its like staring into a dynamic kaleidoscope but you feel kinda good and don't feel anything else
there is no real sense of time or suffering, but there is a sense of closeness and belonging |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:13 AM Author: crimson cumskin I agree hence why I cut big checks to my shul, observe Shabbat to the extent that I will only post when my kids aren’t in the room, don’t eat yummy delicious pork anymore, and would not spit on a burning Arab. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2Elisa#49538774) |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:52 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy naked dragon fortuitous meteor "don’t eat yummy delicious pork anymore"
Be honest - do you secretly eat it when no one is watching? |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:22 AM Author: Cerise cheese-eating sandwich While I have your attention can you: 1) talk about why banks love SAS so much for data crunching 2) rate the models/reporting you receive from 1-10 3) contemplate whether you'd ever use a semantic layer data AI that can build reports/models ad-hoc |
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Date: April 15th, 2026 4:40 AM Author: Marinating in Retards (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2Elisa#49818573) |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:29 AM Author: unholy double fault windowlicker The deep secret in real Judaism is that there’s reincarnation and it actually makes sense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2Elisa#49538782) |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:52 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy naked dragon fortuitous meteor ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2Elisa#49540069) |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:57 PM Author: unholy double fault windowlicker https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaar_HaGilgulim
don't read this btw |
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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:04 AM Author: crimson cumskin If you want a good primer on the Jewish view I would suggest reading Saturday the Rabbi Went Hungry. It’s a great murder mystery that really teaches you Judaism on top. I suggest it to all my non observant friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2Elisa#49538760) |