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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
aromatic digit ratio dragon
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
iridescent vigorous mexican
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
iridescent vigorous mexican
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
wonderful hunting ground
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
iridescent vigorous mexican
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
wonderful hunting ground
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
iridescent vigorous mexican
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
aromatic digit ratio dragon
  01/05/26
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aromatic digit ratio dragon
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
iridescent vigorous mexican
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
aromatic digit ratio dragon
  01/06/26
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scarlet location
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
iridescent vigorous mexican
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
white lascivious personal credit line quadroon
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
peach cerebral useless brakes candlestick maker
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
slate bawdyhouse double fault
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
iridescent vigorous mexican
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Hairraiser Startled Newt
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
iridescent vigorous mexican
  01/06/26
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Nubile Knife Nursing Home
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
slate bawdyhouse double fault
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
iridescent vigorous mexican
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Hairraiser Startled Newt
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
iridescent vigorous mexican
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Hairraiser Startled Newt
  01/06/26
Lmao
aromatic digit ratio dragon
  01/06/26
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Chocolate Floppy Tanning Salon Selfie
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
stubborn market circlehead
  01/06/26
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wonderful hunting ground
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: aromatic digit ratio dragon

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: iridescent vigorous mexican

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: iridescent vigorous mexican

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: wonderful hunting ground

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: iridescent vigorous mexican

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: wonderful hunting ground

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: iridescent vigorous mexican

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: aromatic digit ratio dragon

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: aromatic digit ratio dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: iridescent vigorous mexican

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: aromatic digit ratio dragon

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: scarlet location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: iridescent vigorous mexican

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: white lascivious personal credit line quadroon

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: peach cerebral useless brakes candlestick maker

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: slate bawdyhouse double fault

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: iridescent vigorous mexican

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser Startled Newt

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: iridescent vigorous mexican

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Nubile Knife Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: slate bawdyhouse double fault

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: iridescent vigorous mexican

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser Startled Newt

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: iridescent vigorous mexican

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser Startled Newt

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: aromatic digit ratio dragon

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Chocolate Floppy Tanning Salon Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: stubborn market circlehead

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: wonderful hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2Elisa#49566761)