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Can u handle this BBW USC MBA student who copped a 7 fig trapeze settlement?

HONK HONK! https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johns...
Disturbing faggot firefighter
  01/13/26
https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester
Trip Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/13/26
At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and we...
Trip Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/13/26
lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat ...
Cruel-hearted adulterous clown
  01/13/26
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Trip Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/13/26
same. 340 lbs is like two people.
canary out-of-control genital piercing
  01/13/26
he was a professor of marketing
shivering dull filthpig
  01/13/26
To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief. ...
Concupiscible Hairless Theater
  01/13/26
Thats only 2 mochas frapp per day
turquoise bonkers sex offender
  01/13/26
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Fluffy curious reading party
  01/13/26
the problem with modern feminized jewified society is that t...
Twinkling base
  01/13/26
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Trip Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/13/26
They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured ...
Supple Translucent Main People Nowag
  01/13/26
fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawy...
Wonderful tan wagecucks toilet seat
  01/13/26
Rate the all LOLoyla legal team for the BBW https://www...
Disturbing faggot firefighter
  01/13/26
sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by the...
Trip Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/13/26
Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case...
sepia painfully honest meetinghouse
  01/13/26
Kabateck & Karlstack LLP
Trip Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/13/26
...
Fluffy curious reading party
  01/13/26
i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard...
Slate Harsh Striped Hyena Bawdyhouse
  01/13/26
maybe you've landed on something
Trip Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/13/26
irl let’s see what unfolds
Disturbing faggot firefighter
  01/13/26
or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia
Talented Plaza
  01/13/26
U to your Bumble date: “You are in great shape, and th...
Sienna kitchen partner
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Disturbing faggot firefighter
  01/13/26
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Trip Twinkling Uncleanness
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Fluffy curious reading party
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Talented Plaza
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comical doobsian coldplay fan lodge
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(shallow hal)
Twinkling base
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https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/853/570/842...
Concupiscible Hairless Theater
  01/13/26
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redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad
  06/11/26
non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow
khaki address
  01/13/26
USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene
Trip Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/13/26
*Santa Monica trapeze scene
Concupiscible Hairless Theater
  01/13/26
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Trip Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/13/26
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Sienna kitchen partner
  01/13/26
Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no ag...
Multi-colored market circlehead
  01/13/26
the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall...
Multi-colored market circlehead
  01/13/26
ghastly
Fluffy curious reading party
  01/13/26
i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole
Trip Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/13/26
ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA ...
Multi-colored market circlehead
  01/13/26
imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do yo...
Twinkling base
  01/13/26
...
Trip Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/13/26
in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video o...
Talented Plaza
  01/13/26
i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the perfor...
Wonderful tan wagecucks toilet seat
  01/13/26
a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any ...
Slate Harsh Striped Hyena Bawdyhouse
  01/13/26
best exit out of that MBA program in its history
Exhilarant stock car
  01/13/26
she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.
Wonderful tan wagecucks toilet seat
  01/13/26


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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Disturbing faggot firefighter

HONK HONK!

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johnson

https://mynewsla.com/business/2026/01/10/usc-to-pay-nearly-2-million-to-mba-student-injured-in-trapeze-exercise/

Johnson told the professor she was concerned about the school’s weight limit and whether she would be able to participate, but he replied, “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue,” the suit stated.

Priester knew that Johnson exceeded the 205-pound weight limit, but still encouraged her to participate, the suit stated.

During the second of two exercises, Johnson swung forward, then back, then forward again and tucked her legs and landed on the net after completing the back flip, but she felt one leg crumple beneath her, could not stand and saw blood pouring out of her leg, according to the suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49585697)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Trip Twinkling Uncleanness

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49585701)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: Trip Twinkling Uncleanness

At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and weighed about 340 pounds.

https://mynewsla.com/crime/2025/08/03/usc-professor-cant-escape-former-mba-students-trapeze-injury-suit/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49585707)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted adulterous clown

lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat fuck who was 210 pounds and only technically over the weight limit. This prof really told some 340 pound whale she was in great shape and to go for it? She must be eating 3500 calories a day to maintain that mass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49585774)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Trip Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49585783)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: canary out-of-control genital piercing

same. 340 lbs is like two people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586373)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:45 PM
Author: shivering dull filthpig

he was a professor of marketing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586395)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Concupiscible Hairless Theater

To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief.

Shame!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586504)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:06 PM
Author: turquoise bonkers sex offender

Thats only 2 mochas frapp per day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586432)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Fluffy curious reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586531)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Twinkling base

the problem with modern feminized jewified society is that there is no other response to when a 340 lbs woman asks you if she is good to participate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586631)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Trip Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586641)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Supple Translucent Main People Nowag

They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured her leg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49585714)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Wonderful tan wagecucks toilet seat

fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawyers who enable them) are the reason the entire country is a soulless, foam-padded, guardrailed daycare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49585724)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Disturbing faggot firefighter

Rate the all LOLoyla legal team for the BBW

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/shant-a-karnikian/

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/stephanie-charlin/

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/sheri-lalehzarian/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586342)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Trip Twinkling Uncleanness

sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by their accident reconstruction expert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586365)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: sepia painfully honest meetinghouse

Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586371)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Trip Twinkling Uncleanness

Kabateck & Karlstack LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586411)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Fluffy curious reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586530)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Slate Harsh Striped Hyena Bawdyhouse

i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard to see why anyone would encourage a 340 lb woman to do trapeze except out of a morbid desire to see a gruesome accident

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586405)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Trip Twinkling Uncleanness

maybe you've landed on something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586413)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Disturbing faggot firefighter

irl let’s see what unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586485)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Talented Plaza

or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586540)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Sienna kitchen partner

U to your Bumble date: “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586406)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Disturbing faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586435)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Trip Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586436)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Fluffy curious reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586528)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Talented Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586542)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: comical doobsian coldplay fan lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586618)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Twinkling base

(shallow hal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586632)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Concupiscible Hairless Theater

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/853/570/842.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586635)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49930381)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: khaki address

non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586495)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Trip Twinkling Uncleanness

USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586507)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible Hairless Theater

*Santa Monica trapeze scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586512)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: Trip Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586513)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Sienna kitchen partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586645)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored market circlehead

Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no agency so even at 340 pounds there's no way they cld make the independent decision that maybe its not a good idea to bounce off a trapaze with a 205 pound weight limit. the Patriarchy and rapant SEXISM in the trapeze industry precludes them from doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586526)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored market circlehead

the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586529)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Fluffy curious reading party

ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586534)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: Trip Twinkling Uncleanness

i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586551)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: Multi-colored market circlehead

ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA and the school requiring a trapeze performance, US education system is so furking clown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586535)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Twinkling base

imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do you say "so much to unpack" in Chinese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586639)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Trip Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586643)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: Talented Plaza

in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video of this would have shown up on America's Funniest Home Videos. A literal laugh riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586546)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: Wonderful tan wagecucks toilet seat

i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the performance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49586805)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Slate Harsh Striped Hyena Bawdyhouse

a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any time at all so i'm unsure what the exercise was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49587357)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Exhilarant stock car

best exit out of that MBA program in its history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49587066)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: Wonderful tan wagecucks toilet seat

she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2Elisa#49587079)