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This Joke Explains Iran Today (The Atlantic)

The agent asks an Iranian: “Are you willing to work fo...
Indecent sadistic trailer park old irish cottage
  03/04/26
haha wow holy shit people are still running with the "w...
slippery blood rage ticket booth
  03/04/26
the best part is how israeli media and leadership are openly...
carmine 180 dopamine national security agency
  03/04/26
"I don't understand, azizam. You say Taylor Swift is pa...
Multi-colored Orchestra Pit
  03/04/26
what’s his moniker?
magical indian lodge roommate
  03/04/26
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Indecent sadistic trailer park old irish cottage
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Carnelian school athletic conference
  03/04/26
Unbelievable
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  03/04/26


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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Indecent sadistic trailer park old irish cottage

The agent asks an Iranian: “Are you willing to work for Israel and the United States to overthrow the Khamenei theocratic regime?”

The Iranian replies: “I am willing!”

The agent says: “That’s awesome! A hundred thousand dollars!”

The Iranian looks troubled, hesitates for a moment, grits his teeth and says: “A hundred thousand it is! But I can’t come up with that much all at once—can I pay in installments?”

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/03/iran-war-humor-people/686223/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2Elisa#49714307)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: slippery blood rage ticket booth

haha wow holy shit people are still running with the "we'll be hailed as liberators" shit?

when the war on terror finally ended i thought the silver lining might be that it would be a long time before people would be convinced to enter another foreign boondoggle with such weak justifications. yet here we are!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2Elisa#49714319)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: carmine 180 dopamine national security agency

the best part is how israeli media and leadership are openly talking about how their goal is to just fuck up iran as much as possible to weaken and destroy their society so that israel can bully them forever

this is while "we" are simultaneously pitching to the "iranian people" that they should "rise up" against their own government and military

sounds like a great deal for them huh? very cool and chill stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2Elisa#49716325)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Multi-colored Orchestra Pit

"I don't understand, azizam. You say Taylor Swift is paying me?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2Elisa#49714336)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: magical indian lodge roommate

what’s his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2Elisa#49714340)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: Indecent sadistic trailer park old irish cottage



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Carnelian school athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2Elisa#49716336)



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Date: March 4th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: henna vibrant macaca hall

Unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841379&forum_id=2Elisa#49716340)