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🚨 POLL: What will TRUMP announce TONIGHT (4/1) at 9pm EST?
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM Author: '"'"'"''" Prediction: Declare victory and a "conditional" end to the operation with the right to "hit Iran harder than they've ever been hit before" if they get hostile. Also tells NATO to fuck off and good luck with Hormuz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49786505) |
Date: April 1st, 2026 2:30 PM Author: Consuela Some bullshit lies on behalf of his masters and to play the stock market like a personal casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49786509) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:52 PM Author: Ricky Pitino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49786571) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:40 PM Author: Must Poast Always (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49787045) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:32 PM Author: UhOh despite our great attempts at negotiating - and i gotta say, they're really great, no one has seen anything like it - iran is unwilling to open the strait, so we're taking kharg island. many good service members will die and gas prices will rise, but that's a small price to pay to make america great again. baal demands a sacrifice once and in awhile and we're gonna give him one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49786513) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:33 PM Author: cuck y cheese I just saw an x post that some polymarket account that has correctly predicted everything about Iran this year just bet $800K that he’s going to announce large ground invasion tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49786518) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:34 PM Author: UhOh oil is pumping and market dumping into the close. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49786521) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:53 PM Author: Ricky Pitino He's receiving the TBF Medal of Israeli Honor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49786574) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:19 PM Author: '"'"'"''" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49786654) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM Author: Must Poast Always (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49787047) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:23 PM Author: ;;;.;,;...;..;;.,,,,.,.;.;.,.;..;. More American tax $$$ and lives for "Israel" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49786663) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:24 PM Author: AZNgirl holding No Changs Rally its quite possible that this orange idiot hasnt even decided, like he literally maybe wants to leave but the jews have control over him. he will just make a last min decision and be like oh wells
also possible he's gonna announce ground, thats why stocks boomed today, they pumped them and bought puts which will print money tomorrow
its weird he is doing this on a wed, he cld have waited for thurs and then market closed on fri. but he did it today so his jew friends can scam the options market |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM Author: Ricky Pitino He's gonna wish all his MAGA supporters a Happy Pesach and a good fast to the First Born (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49786673) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:26 PM Author: sealclubber why ask us? ask bibi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49786674) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:44 PM Author: UN peacekeeper Just touting accomplishments and reiterating his previous deadline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49786710) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:46 PM Author: Junko Enoshima He's going to announce a draft lottery as an April Fool's joke. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49786716) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:55 PM Author: UhOh with the first pick in the 2026 iran war draft, the united states marine corps selects baron trump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49786736) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:48 PM Author: Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv rolling out the fog of war: vague reassurance that the war will end shortly with strong threat to Iran he may escalate if provoked-- in short, he will spout the same old same old lies (of omission) to buy time for an ignominious and forced retreat from the Persian Gulf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49786720) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:08 PM Author: '"'''''''''''''"' He's going to announce a new cryptocurrency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49786950) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:10 PM Author: Consuela (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49786956) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:17 PM Author: dbgisfaggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49786975) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:18 PM Author: negroid with a big shit-coloured penis ((zurich is stained)) maybe a new edition of the Trump Bible(tm) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49786976) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:41 PM Author: Must Poast Always (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49787049) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:45 PM Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:. Khargcoin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49787064) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:12 PM Author: Forced Bi Cuckold of Hormuz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49787126) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:22 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) *EDT you mean (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49786991) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:24 PM Author: UhOh politico says its a mission accomplished speech (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49786994) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:25 PM Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:. it's 4 hours, he could change his mind 3 times by then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49787002) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:29 PM Author: Richard Ames He's just going to whip his meat out and beat the holy hell out of it for 10 minutes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49787011) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM Author: H-Value It would be terrible for my portfolio but I kinda hope he does a Godfather baptism scene kinda thing where all the remaining Iranian leaders get got simultaneously in kooky ways during the speech. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49787059) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:43 PM Author: Must Poast Always (No Future) Detailed McLaughlin style round table discussion of Mr. Noem’s tits
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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:06 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) It'll just be a 20-minute diatribe against that lib judge who halted construction on the Beautiful Ballroom. With some asides about the SCOTUS hearing, since he'll be thinking about legal issues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49787109) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:08 PM Author: 49 Faggots and 1 Dune Coon Boots on the ground obviously (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49787113) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Chad Can't find the link to the actual video because it's been pretty well scrubbed from the internet, but he's going to do something like this:
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/09/donald-trump-birther-obama-press-conference |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM Author: Charles Tyrwhitt Dad Putting money on the need to destroy Iran's nuclear capabilities entirely. Which justifies boots on the ground.
I am sympathetic to this argument. Hate me if you want but there's logic to the argument that Iran can never have nuclear capabilities. |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM Author: cannon Infrastructure Week (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49787122) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:11 PM Author: Forced Bi Cuckold of Hormuz He will whine about Europe not drying for Israel and say Hormuz is Europe’s problem now then he will invade Kharg island Friday night/Saturday morning (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852416&forum_id=2Elisa#49787123) |