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Ilhan: did i claim $30m in assets? i meant to say $60k.
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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:17 AM Author: insane plaza water buffalo now says her assets are $20-100k. she listed them as high as $30 million before the conservative press started asking questions.
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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:07 PM Author: thriller misunderstood heaven coldplay fan how's she paying her daughter's $100K annual columbia tuition? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829263) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:16 PM Author: Apoplectic Kitty probably by doing 0.0001% of the insider trading Trump is doing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829279) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: curious gold striped hyena π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨
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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:48 PM Author: sickened internal respiration , lisped the retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829470) |
Date: April 20th, 2026 10:22 AM Author: Apoplectic Kitty don’t give a shit. Trump’s done 1000x worse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829050) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:47 AM Author: Nubile dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829081) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:49 AM Author: insane plaza water buffalo then Trump is your God. Trump sets the standards for you and is the source of meaning for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829087) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:50 AM Author: Red codepig No he hasn’t. Stop lying you stupid nigger. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829092) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 11:46 AM Author: spectacular dilemma background story yep, ljl at these people as they trade on Iran news to the tune of billions every other day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829196) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:07 PM Author: thriller misunderstood heaven coldplay fan you sound really brown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829265) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:15 PM Author: Apoplectic Kitty you sound like you own one of these
https://a.co/d/0hy1IbxE |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:18 PM Author: spectacular dilemma background story you sound like you enjoy watching your wife fuck darnell from cuck corner
oh! don't get upset and murder suicide your family! |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:45 PM Author: talented locale cuckold No, they should ALL be investigated, indicted if there's evidence, and sent to jail if convicted. Every single one of the motherfuckers with no passes for any side (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829327) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: curious gold striped hyena π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨
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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:24 AM Author: Passionate national my money is all tied up in daycares! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829053) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:37 PM Author: fragrant maize dopamine pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829439) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:46 PM Author: vermilion low-t boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829466) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 3:22 PM Author: spruce stain church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829739) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:36 PM Author: submissive alcoholic sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49832206) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:28 AM Author: motley digit ratio this seems like a retarded conspiracy theory. the most likely explanation is that it was actually an accounting error. i highly doubt she's some soros-funded billionaire or whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829065) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:48 AM Author: insane plaza water buffalo i think it was Dem-Somali grifting that drove an absurd, false number. after all, the accounting error was 500x. that's almost impossible to be a computational error. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829084) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 11:32 AM Author: motley digit ratio so you think she's actually worth $30m? this just doesn't seem likely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829181) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 11:34 AM Author: insane plaza water buffalo no, i said the $30m was "an absurd, false number." but i assume that grifting and graft were behind the false claim. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829183) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 11:44 AM Author: Internet-worthy mahogany ticket booth roommate how many years in congress?
Yeah, I do believe that figure |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:53 PM Author: vibrant free-loading sneaky criminal windowlicker SHE is worth pennies. But Addis Ababa Jihad Childcare Trust VII LLC is worth many tens of millions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829332) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:09 PM Author: insane plaza water buffalo i assume it's something like that. she and her husband needed a series of inflated investments as a landing strip for the illegal money that would be flowing in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829388) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: fragrant maize dopamine pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829442) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:15 PM Author: Floppy fanboi spot she married a rich guy, it's probably whether his shit counts or is in some trust or some shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829411) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:33 PM Author: fragrant maize dopamine pit Definitely an "accounting error." The first filing probably "accounted for" a bunch of trusts, LLCs, S-Corps, off-shore accounts, and other assets that she owns, controls, and benefits from directly or indirectly. The corrected filing only "accounts for" her checking account. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829429) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 7:16 PM Author: Ultramarine Charismatic Jap Site what set of circumstances could have possibly occurred to her self-reporting that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49830392) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:50 PM Author: sickened internal respiration sure. it takes 2 months to discover it is an accounting error. libs lie |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:36 AM Author: Outnumbered Slate Resort Turdskin It's all funny money anyway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829072) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:45 AM Author: Dark bateful mental disorder party of the first part i assume was either related to a mortgage scam she was pulling, or the brownoids need to show off and brag about money they don't have.
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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:50 AM Author: insane plaza water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829088) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:47 AM Author: vibrant free-loading sneaky criminal windowlicker Table header was probably in 000, so she put 30,000 but should have just put 30. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829082) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:13 PM Author: Disgusting razzle-dazzle office blood rage 30000k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829275) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:01 PM Author: Passionate national , champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829924) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 11:56 AM Author: Apoplectic Kitty guess I’ll vote for endless Republican wars for Israel now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829235) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 12:57 PM Author: vermilion low-t boistinker killing muslims is 180 you retarded tranny pedophile (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829343) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: curious gold striped hyena π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨
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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:51 PM Author: sickened internal respiration if those darn israelis would just stop chopping the heads off of americans (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829476) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: Flushed Soul-stirring Ratface If she committed fraud, she should be held accountable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829446) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:49 PM Author: Apoplectic Kitty If you voted for Trump you should be held accountable (and will) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829472) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:51 PM Author: curious gold striped hyena π¨ this is a WLMAS account π¨
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Date: April 20th, 2026 1:52 PM Author: sickened internal respiration trump is your savior you shall not want (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829480) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 3:07 PM Author: Copper fortuitous meteor orchestra pit 'When confronted by a Washington Post reporter, Omar remarked, "You're thinking of this all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The, the money's not here. Well, your money's in Mohamed's day care... that's right next to yours. And in the Maxamed day care, and Mohamud's day care, and, and a hundred others. Why, you're lending them the money to build, and then, they're going to pay it back to you as best they can."'
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Date: April 20th, 2026 3:20 PM Author: insane plaza water buffalo "And every time the funds deposit, a malΔk get its wings." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49829726) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 3:21 PM Author: insane plaza water buffalo her defense apparently will be that they listed 100% of the worth of her husband's investment vehicles even though he owned only tiny shares.
nothing to see here .... |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: sickened internal respiration i do the same fucking thing with my vanguard total market account. i'm worth about $380 trillion |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 7:51 PM Author: insane plaza water buffalo sWeet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49830490) |
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Date: April 20th, 2026 3:58 PM Author: Electric kink-friendly alpha What's the conclusion or accusation to be made from all this?
I'm honestly not sure.
Is this a 93k situation?
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Date: April 20th, 2026 7:17 PM Author: sapphire house private investor Remember when they tried jailing trump for "inflating" his assets? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49830399) |
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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:01 PM Author: sickened internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858694&forum_id=2Elisa#49832121) |