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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH
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| infuriating floppy toaster | 04/29/26 |
| glittery unholy people who are hurt | 04/29/26 |
| infuriating floppy toaster | 04/29/26 |
| Electric sanctuary | 04/29/26 |
| turquoise spectacular mad cow disease | 04/29/26 |
| seedy bonkers hissy fit | 04/29/26 |
| impressive big mood chapel | 04/29/26 |
| carnelian french chef | 04/29/26 |
| infuriating floppy toaster | 04/30/26 |
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| infuriating floppy toaster | 05/01/26 |
| bronze outnumbered cuck crackhouse | 05/01/26 |
| Electric sanctuary | 05/01/26 |
| Low-t internet-worthy mexican rehab | 05/02/26 |
| bronze outnumbered cuck crackhouse | 05/01/26 |
| Electric sanctuary | 05/01/26 |
| turquoise spectacular mad cow disease | 05/01/26 |
| carnelian french chef | 05/01/26 |
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| infuriating floppy toaster | 05/01/26 |
| bronze outnumbered cuck crackhouse | 05/01/26 |
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| Electric sanctuary | 05/01/26 |
| bronze outnumbered cuck crackhouse | 05/01/26 |
| Electric sanctuary | 05/01/26 |
| purple laser beams state | 05/01/26 |
| Electric sanctuary | 05/01/26 |
| maroon balding den | 05/01/26 |
| turquoise spectacular mad cow disease | 05/01/26 |
| Electric sanctuary | 05/01/26 |
| infuriating floppy toaster | 05/01/26 |
| Electric sanctuary | 05/01/26 |
| purple laser beams state | 05/01/26 |
| Electric sanctuary | 05/01/26 |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: infuriating floppy toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851221) |
Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: Brindle cuckold idea he suggested 3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851229) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: infuriating floppy toaster You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851237) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM Author: Brindle cuckold idea he suggested Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857429) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM Author: Electric sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857978) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: carnelian french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851269) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: infuriating floppy toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851296) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Electric sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858174) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: glittery unholy people who are hurt the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49851271) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM Author: impressive big mood chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852359) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM Author: Electric sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857979) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM Author: vibrant sapphire water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: maroon balding den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858147) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: maroon balding den you forgot the WOC paralegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858148) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM Author: Electric sanctuary Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858159) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM Author: impressive big mood chapel https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0
:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM Author: Electric sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49860161) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: infuriating floppy toaster Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852210) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: glittery unholy people who are hurt Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852219) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: infuriating floppy toaster Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852289) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: Electric sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852293) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM Author: turquoise spectacular mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852307) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: seedy bonkers hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852622) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM Author: impressive big mood chapel 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852357) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: carnelian french chef hell yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49852981) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: infuriating floppy toaster Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.
There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: Iridescent temple What happened to the pallets? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854603) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: infuriating floppy toaster He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854623) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM Author: bronze outnumbered cuck crackhouse What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856810) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM Author: infuriating floppy toaster To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.
Additional facts in my favor : my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM Author: bronze outnumbered cuck crackhouse How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856911) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM Author: infuriating floppy toaster To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856950) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM Author: Low-t internet-worthy mexican rehab Post your closing argument text (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857030) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM Author: infuriating floppy toaster Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857095) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM Author: bronze outnumbered cuck crackhouse I initially read this as “prancing around the house” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857244) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Electric sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858175) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM Author: Low-t internet-worthy mexican rehab How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49859824) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM Author: bronze outnumbered cuck crackhouse I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM Author: Electric sanctuary The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858176) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM Author: turquoise spectacular mad cow disease 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856953) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM Author: carnelian french chef 180. I love forklift cases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857530) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: Primrose aromatic tanning salon therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854604) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Cerebral puce station hunting ground How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49854522) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM Author: Cerebral puce station hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49856799) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM Author: Blathering orange community account kitchen just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM Author: infuriating floppy toaster My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857452) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM Author: bronze outnumbered cuck crackhouse Do you ever think you'll go private? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: infuriating floppy toaster Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857972) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: Electric sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49857974) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM Author: bronze outnumbered cuck crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM Author: Electric sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858108) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: purple laser beams state Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858160) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Electric sanctuary Shalom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858162) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: maroon balding den congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858149) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM Author: turquoise spectacular mad cow disease Ginger tea with honey! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858150) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM Author: Electric sanctuary 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858156) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: infuriating floppy toaster Looking forward to this, ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858226) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: Electric sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858227) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: purple laser beams state Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858161) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Electric sanctuary Okay, I lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49858173) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM Author: impressive big mood chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2Elisa#49860163) |