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Witnessed an extremely cringey attempt at romance on Discord last night

I'm on this gaming discord for older gamers (30+) because my...
hyperventilating library
  04/30/26
This is what he sang: Whatever I said Whatever I did, I ...
hyperventilating library
  04/30/26
Bump
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  04/30/26
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Brass comical boiling water mad cow disease
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sticky home
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hyperventilating library
  04/30/26
tp btw i was in all of the xoapes calls, you ALL literall...
Magenta love of her life turdskin
  04/30/26
Literally every single male in 2026 is a simp except you and...
sticky home
  04/30/26
I don't even consider women people
hyperventilating library
  04/30/26
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Magenta love of her life turdskin
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hyperventilating library
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sticky home
  04/30/26
Lol negging is the ABSOLUTE PEAK simp behavior
charcoal big pozpig corn cake
  04/30/26
I don't even consider women people
Magenta love of her life turdskin
  04/30/26
Sick neg but they still won't fuck you lil breh, stop simpin...
charcoal big pozpig corn cake
  04/30/26
lmfao @ thinking i want pussy
Magenta love of her life turdskin
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hyperventilating library
  04/30/26
Sorry your song didn't pop off bro try Wonderwall next time ...
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charcoal big pozpig corn cake
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Thirsty Shimmering Hunting Ground
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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

I'm on this gaming discord for older gamers (30+) because my usual IRL gamer friends aren't as good as me at the game anymore. Anyway I got fast tracked into the tier 1 gaming group on here as the server owner took a liking to me cause I did really good our first few times playing. So she dropped a previous guy who played my role. She is a 32 year old accountant and looks hot in her profile pic but thats all I know. I don't get into the parasocial stuff at all I'm just here to game.

Anyway last night the guy who was dropped for me got to play with us because someone else wasn't available. He was quiet the first hour or 2 as we played normally but this chick was hyping me up in comms nonstop. My handle on Discord is "Kurt" (not my real name) and she kept calling me "Kurty" "Kurtypie" and "My Kurt" etc. I could hear him sigh a few times. He was trying to get her attention and she was ignoring him. He said he was drinking Wine too.

About 3 hours in, After yet another win where I carried and got play of the game, he asked if we could pause matchmaking and listen to his new song. He got an acoustic guitar and played that "I want You Back for good" song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2ICtCO8TCw but modified it so it was directed at the server owner chick. Everyone was silent when he finished and I started clapping and said "good job buddy you crushed it" and said he should go pro at singing. The voice chat disbanded right after and she made a new private one he couldn't see. She told us that he then Venmo'd her $400.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2Elisa#49854379)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

This is what he sang:

Whatever I said

Whatever I did, I didn't mean it

I just want to game with you

(Want to game, I want to game, I want to game with you)

Whenever I'm bad

Just tell me to swap and I'll do it

We will win and pwn some noobs

(Want to game, want to game)

I want to game with you (I want to game with you)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2Elisa#49854413)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2Elisa#49854491)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Brass comical boiling water mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2Elisa#49854897)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: sticky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2Elisa#49854494)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: hyperventilating library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2Elisa#49854521)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:22 PM
Author: Magenta love of her life turdskin

tp

btw i was in all of the xoapes calls, you ALL literally turned into dweeb white knight faggots the second a woman joined the call

was one of the most pathetic things ive ever seen in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2Elisa#49854545)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: sticky home

Literally every single male in 2026 is a simp except you and me and FLW brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2Elisa#49854549)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

I don't even consider women people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2Elisa#49854551)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Magenta love of her life turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2Elisa#49855043)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: hyperventilating library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2Elisa#49855105)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: sticky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2Elisa#49855179)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: charcoal big pozpig corn cake

Lol negging is the ABSOLUTE PEAK simp behavior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2Elisa#49855231)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Magenta love of her life turdskin

I don't even consider women people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2Elisa#49855243)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:22 PM
Author: charcoal big pozpig corn cake

Sick neg but they still won't fuck you lil breh, stop simping for pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2Elisa#49855335)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Magenta love of her life turdskin

lmfao @ thinking i want pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2Elisa#49855352)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: hyperventilating library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2Elisa#49855354)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: hyperventilating library

Sorry your song didn't pop off bro try Wonderwall next time or just hit your shots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2Elisa#49855353)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: sticky home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2Elisa#49855362)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: charcoal big pozpig corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2Elisa#49855365)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Thirsty Shimmering Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862015&forum_id=2Elisa#49854905)