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Got kicked out of Whole Foods for hitting on a woman, woke bullshit

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. T...
frozen misunderstood pit mexican
  05/01/26
did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you ...
Tripping step-uncle's house
  05/01/26
Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school
frozen misunderstood pit mexican
  05/01/26
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Brilliant piazza
  05/01/26
idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like wha...
Tripping step-uncle's house
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hot amethyst spot
  05/01/26
The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp
sick dashing cruise ship psychic
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frozen misunderstood pit mexican
  05/02/26
"she blushed and said uh maybe another time" ...
diverse school reading party
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carmine electric furnace
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frozen misunderstood pit mexican
  05/21/26
Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread
bearded talented juggernaut corner
  05/01/26
If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her ...
Charismatic gay gunner
  05/01/26
down her ass crack and smell it after tp
Effete principal's office
  05/01/26
libs ruined everything Libs surveing smoldering, ruined Am...
carmine electric furnace
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excitant blue hall
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: frozen misunderstood pit mexican

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass. So I walk up to her and start a conversation. Things were totally normal. I complimented her on the pants and she was very receptive to that, then I asked if I could run my hand down her ass crack and smell it after and she blushed and said uh maybe another time. So I went to check out, a bald lib man (store manager) rushes me and makes a big show of telling me to leave immediately. He took my photo and said he'd call the police if I ever returned. I gave him my faggy salad and mineral water to put back and went home kinda bemused. Can't do shit anymore as a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2Elisa#49857538)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: Tripping step-uncle's house

did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you were asking her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2Elisa#49857545)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: frozen misunderstood pit mexican

Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Brilliant piazza



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Tripping step-uncle's house

idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like whats described in the op. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2Elisa#49857564)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: hot amethyst spot



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: sick dashing cruise ship psychic

The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:46 AM
Author: frozen misunderstood pit mexican



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: diverse school reading party

"she blushed and said uh maybe another time"

since you can't go back to the whole foods you should find her at some other place and ask her there. She's clearly open to the idea. Poast everything you know about her and which Whole Foods this was, your XO bros can help you out with the research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2Elisa#49857622)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:49 AM
Author: carmine electric furnace



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Date: May 21st, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: frozen misunderstood pit mexican



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: bearded talented juggernaut corner

Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2Elisa#49858073)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Charismatic gay gunner

If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her leaving his house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2Elisa#49858308)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Effete principal's office

down her ass crack and smell it after tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2Elisa#49858365)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:48 AM
Author: carmine electric furnace

libs ruined everything

Libs surveing smoldering, ruined America: "Well, we did it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2Elisa#49859032)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:53 AM
Author: excitant blue hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2Elisa#49859039)