Anyone else exited to give a sworn depo in the upcoming disco fries case?
| agents in my units | 06/02/26 | | Juan Eighty | 06/02/26 | | agents in my units | 06/02/26 |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 1:50 AM Author: agents in my units
I'm already rehearsing my statement to Montgomery County detectives. It's gonna play out like a scene from True Detective where I'm Rust smoking cigarettes and drinking lone star tall boys.
"So there's this website called AutoAdmit" *exhales exaggerated cloud of smoke*
"Yes your suspect in custody began his 'career' writing humorous depictions about binge eating bloomin onions."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5870548&forum_id=2Elisa#49910871) |
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