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Christians can you explain the whole Jesus thing

Im Jewish and I don’t get it Does some guy who died...
free-loading bateful dragon
  07/04/26
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Garnet Jet-lagged Plaza
  07/04/26
They would fall under old covenant law and need to convert t...
180 property haunted graveyard
  07/04/26
Do Jews get a Reprieve 0 AD-present? Imho Christians should ...
free-loading bateful dragon
  07/04/26
no they actually get a second helping of damnation for missi...
180 property haunted graveyard
  07/04/26
180
free-loading bateful dragon
  07/04/26
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diverse opaque state
  07/04/26
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Azure market filthpig
  07/04/26
imagine if tikkun olam were a person. that's jesus.
chestnut turdskin
  07/04/26
See radbod’s lament During the second journey of Sa...
slate hot library hominid
  07/04/26
Why would heaven even exist The most Jewish thing about m...
free-loading bateful dragon
  07/04/26
What's the point of following anything g-d tells you to do i...
diverse opaque state
  07/04/26
Such a goy question. I do it so I’m not like You.
free-loading bateful dragon
  07/04/26
But obviously a gentile following the laws wouldn't get anyt...
diverse opaque state
  07/04/26
I am your better
free-loading bateful dragon
  07/04/26
A rare gem. An honest moment from a Jew. And yes, correct, ...
Sooty private investor
  07/04/26
😏
free-loading bateful dragon
  07/04/26
Christians disagree on this question, but I think the answer...
Bisexual piazza
  07/04/26
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free-loading bateful dragon
  07/04/26
You're taking it way too literally
Disgusting abnormal becky knife
  07/04/26
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180 property haunted graveyard
  07/04/26
Ok then wtf is the point of Christianity then? Excluding Got...
free-loading bateful dragon
  07/04/26
the point is that you shouldn't aggressively jew people and ...
Disgusting abnormal becky knife
  07/04/26
It’s all right here, sport. hth! I believe in one G...
charismatic abusive step-uncle's house
  07/04/26
Can you break this down for us agnostics?
Azure market filthpig
  07/04/26
It’s pretty simple as-is. If you’re needing help...
charismatic abusive step-uncle's house
  07/04/26
I'll probably just watch sportball while drinking a beer and...
Azure market filthpig
  07/04/26
at least you’re not a gang-raping muslim.
charismatic abusive step-uncle's house
  07/04/26
thankfully I'm just a low key degenerate pot smoking loser e...
Azure market filthpig
  07/04/26
jew here. all this shit is answered in dante's divine comedy...
Elite adventurous field mad-dog skullcap
  07/04/26
Start with some Kierkegaard and Augustine
jet odious business firm
  07/04/26
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free-loading bateful dragon
  07/05/26


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Date: July 4th, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: free-loading bateful dragon

Im Jewish and I don’t get it

Does some guy who died in 200 BC not get Saved? Jesus died for our sins. Were the pre-Christian souls in a holding pattern? Did no one go to heaven until like 0 AD? What about Pious Jews?

What if Jesus never showed up? Would Pious Jews get into heaven or nah? If so, why was Jesus necessary? Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49978918)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Garnet Jet-lagged Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49978921)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: 180 property haunted graveyard

They would fall under old covenant law and need to convert to Judaism to be saved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49978927)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: free-loading bateful dragon

Do Jews get a Reprieve 0 AD-present? Imho Christians should persecute Ashkenazi Jews. It doesn’t make sense to get a Reprieve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49978933)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: 180 property haunted graveyard

no they actually get a second helping of damnation for missing the boat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49978943)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: free-loading bateful dragon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49978944)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 4:41 PM
Author: diverse opaque state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49978986)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: Azure market filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49979395)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: chestnut turdskin

imagine if tikkun olam were a person. that's jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49978984)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: slate hot library hominid

See radbod’s lament

During the second journey of Saint Boniface to Rome, Wulfram, a monk and ex-archbishop of Sens, tried to convert Radbod, but after an unsuccessful attempt he returned to Fontenelle. It is said that Radbod was nearly baptised but refused when he was told that he would not be able to find any of his ancestors in Heaven after his death. He said he preferred spending eternity in Hell with his pagan ancestors than in Heaven with a pack of beggars.[7] This legend is also told with Wulfram being replaced with bishop Willibrord.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radbod_of_Frisia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49978992)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: free-loading bateful dragon

Why would heaven even exist

The most Jewish thing about me is that I believe in god but basically not heaven afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49979009)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: diverse opaque state

What's the point of following anything g-d tells you to do if not for eternal rewards in the afterlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49979077)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: free-loading bateful dragon

Such a goy question. I do it so I’m not like You.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49979084)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: diverse opaque state

But obviously a gentile following the laws wouldn't get anything out of it, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49979091)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: free-loading bateful dragon

I am your better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49979094)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Sooty private investor

A rare gem. An honest moment from a Jew.

And yes, correct, being Jewish does mean joining in their constant war against humanity.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49979112)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: free-loading bateful dragon

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49979116)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 5:04 PM
Author: Bisexual piazza

Christians disagree on this question, but I think the answer to many riddles in Christianity is that only Jesus is saved, every other human soul goes to hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49979011)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: free-loading bateful dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49979085)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Disgusting abnormal becky knife

You're taking it way too literally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49979119)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: 180 property haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49979180)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: free-loading bateful dragon

Ok then wtf is the point of Christianity then? Excluding Goths and Jews and middle eastern people and Jews and stuff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49979390)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:07 PM
Author: Disgusting abnormal becky knife

the point is that you shouldn't aggressively jew people and be nice sometimes because your jewing might be based on a false premise you can only find out about if you're nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49979417)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: charismatic abusive step-uncle's house

It’s all right here, sport. hth!

I believe in one God, the Father Almighty, Maker of Heaven and Earth and of all things visible and invisible.

And in one Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, the only-begotten, begotten of the Father before all ages. Light of light; true God of true God; begotten, not made; of one essence with the Father; by Whom all things were made; Who for us men and for our salvation came down from Heaven, and was incarnate of the Holy Spirit and the Virgin Mary, and became man. And He was crucified for us under Pontius Pilate, and suffered, and was buried. And the third day He arose again, according to the Scriptures, and ascended into Heaven, and sits at the right hand of the Father; and He shall come again with glory to judge the living and the dead; Whose Kingdom shall have no end.

And in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the Giver of Life, Who proceeds from the Father; Who with the Father and the Son together is worshipped and glorified; Who spoke by the prophets.

In one Holy, Universal, and Apostolic Church. I acknowledge one baptism for the remission of sins. I look for the resurrection of the dead and the life of the world to come. Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49979394)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Azure market filthpig

Can you break this down for us agnostics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49979396)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: charismatic abusive step-uncle's house

It’s pretty simple as-is. If you’re needing help, attend a Divine Liturgy tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49979398)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Azure market filthpig

I'll probably just watch sportball while drinking a beer and jerking off with cheetos fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49979402)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: charismatic abusive step-uncle's house

at least you’re not a gang-raping muslim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49979405)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Azure market filthpig

thankfully I'm just a low key degenerate pot smoking loser enjoying sportball in the comfort of my double wide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49979406)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Elite adventurous field mad-dog skullcap

jew here. all this shit is answered in dante's divine comedy, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49979408)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 11:18 PM
Author: jet odious business firm

Start with some Kierkegaard and Augustine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49979430)



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Date: July 5th, 2026 9:16 AM
Author: free-loading bateful dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5879660&forum_id=2Elisa#49979602)