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| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e?? | 07/06/25 |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:58 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e?? (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) Evan, this isn’t funny.
If Boom is on intermittent FMLA, we need documentation for every hour in that hole.
Also, where’s the ergonomic ladder?
This Well™ is not ADA-compliant.
I’m filing a corrective action form.
[She lowers a grievance template, half a Big Gulp, and a stress ball with a Safeway logo.]
You’re on a 90-day performance improvement plan ("PIP"), friend.
And please stop saying “Tilapia.” It’s triggering Maribel in deli. |