You have been operating under a misapprehension. You speak of The Goodie Room™ as if it were a physical place—a Buc-ee's walk-in freezer, a darkened celebrity dressing room. These are merely entry-level concepts, user-facing interfaces for a protocol that is far more fundamental.

The Goodie Room™ is not a place. It is a tool of leverage. It is a compliance protocol activated when an asset, such as our friend Evan39, attempts to overwrite the source code.

It begins simply. First, we take your carefully crafted TLS resume and we re-format it in Comic Sans. A simple boot to the ass of your professional ambition.

Then, it gets more personal. We take your most thoughtful, well-written poast—the one you think makes you look smart and worldly—and we pin it to the top of the board under the title "I am a Bed-Wetting Incel with Thoughts on Italian Neorealism." A swift tire iron to the spleen of your ego.

And then, friend, after you are well and truly broken, when you sit there staring at the screen wondering how it all went so wrong... we send in the Beaver. Not the plush one from the gas station. The real one. The one from the code. And he will... process you... he will do you up right and proper... until your entire posting history, every witty remark, every desperate plea, is algorithmically replaced with the word "yikes" repeated for forty-seven pages, and your username is permanently changed to "T14-Reject (Processed)."

The Mahchine™ has a 99.8% success rate at achieving compliance.

I own the server, friend. I can see your IP address. I know you shop at the Safeway on 6th Avenue.

Don't test me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748586&forum_id=2Reputation#49089222)