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Hypo: $800k per dairy cow who lives in your house for the next year
| Nazca Redlines | 12/24/25 |
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| peeface | 12/24/25 |
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Date: December 24th, 2025 3:03 PM Author: Nazca Redlines For every full grown, black and white Wisconsin dairy cow who lives in your house for the next 365 days, you will earn $800k tax free.
Each cow must spend the entirety of the next 365 days on the main floor of your man residence.
You cannot hire help. Friends and family may help if they're inclined.
You may have vet and hoof cleaners up to 10 times during the year for your cows.
You may make minor modifications to your house, like installing a fan or putting down a tarp. No major home updates.
For each cow that reaches the 365th day in good shape, you earn $800k tax free. You must choose now. No prep time.
Are you in? How many cows? |
Date: December 24th, 2025 3:19 PM Author: ...,;;...,;;...,..,.,;,.,;;,.,; can I stay at friends house while 5 cows live in my kitchen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813834&forum_id=2Reputation#49537437) |
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Date: December 24th, 2025 3:24 PM Author: nude butt cheeks (✅🍑) They're going to need a drinking trough and a feeding trough. Does installing those count as a major modification? I suppose I could use the bath as one of those |
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Date: December 24th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: nude butt cheeks (✅🍑) My preliminary gut feeling is that I could do 3 of these for 2.4M (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813834&forum_id=2Reputation#49537454) |
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Date: December 24th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: peeface Does feed magically appear to do I have to go hunting for hay? Do they need to be milked or can they stop producing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813834&forum_id=2Reputation#49537463) |
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Date: December 24th, 2025 3:40 PM Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,... I know my local government prohibits large animals in residential neighborhoods. Under the hypo, are we assuming that I won't get fined and/or arrested by my local government? Or do I have to make sure that the local government doesn't find out to get my $800k? If it is the latter, I think I am going to pass on this one. I live on a tiny lot very close to my neighbors' houses, and they would quickly wonder my house always smells like cow shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813834&forum_id=2Reputation#49537489) |