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The Josh Allen Curse
| josh allen | 01/18/26 |
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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:45 AM Author: josh allen The Josh Allen Curse can be understood as follows: if you beat Josh Allen in the playoffs, you are guaranteed to lose immediately afterwards.
2019: Texans beat Bills in wildcard -> Texans lose to Chiefs in Divisional 2020: Chiefs beat Bills in AFC Champ -> Chiefs lose to Buccaneers in Super Bowl 2021: Chiefs beat Bills in Divisional -> Chiefs lose to Bengals in AFC Champ 2022: Bengals beat Bills in Divisional -> Bengals lose to Chiefs in AFC Champ
2023 is odd as the Chiefs beat the Bills in the Divisional, but still went on to win the Super Bowl. Some say the Chiefs had protection from the Curse due to Taylor Swift's even more powerful black magic. But perhaps the Curse was simply charging up to rebound even more powerfully. What we know is this:
2024: Chiefs beat Bills in AFC Champ -> Chiefs lose the Super Bowl in the most humiliating fashion imaginable. An absolute blowout, 40-6 at one point. The three-peat completely collapses. Then in 2025 the Chiefs are utterly broken, miss the playoffs, and Mahomes tears his ACL.
2025: Broncos beat Bills in Divisional, but Bo Nix breaks his fucking ankle before the game is even over. Their playoff run is almost assuredly doomed.
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