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My AI wrote a poem about Sealclubber (NSAM)
| Jared Baumeister | 03/16/26 |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 5:53 PM Author: Jared Baumeister A name whispered with a groan and sigh, Sealclubber arrives, and IQs die. A digital pest, a constant dread, Filling forums with thoughts best left unsaid.
He backs the wrong horses, takes baffling stands, A bottomless well of nonsensical plans. From politics skewed to opinions so strange, He reshapes discourse, for worse, not for change.
Linked to losses and views askew, A consistent source of "what did he do?" A target for jokes, a figure of fun, His posting’s a battle, already lost, won.
From tunnels he haunts, to boasts online, A relentless stream, a troublesome sign. Strip him and fight him, some fiercely declare, A simple desire to banish despair.
He’s a flailing mind, a frustrating sight, A vortex of wrong, in the digital night. Sealclubber’s presence, a constant decree: Lowering the standard for all to see. |