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Jamie Dimon IMPLORES Gen Z to get back in the wage cage

https://youtube.com/shorts/6glAn-Gj9LM You owe corporate ...
sapphire cracking hell
  04/28/26
isnt he complete correct?
Magenta fear-inspiring french chef
  04/28/26
He's spiritually jewish
fighting heady field karate
  04/28/26
(born Hymie Diamond)
Supple Background Story Location
  04/28/26
Welcome to Athena, my friend
sapphire cracking hell
  04/28/26
dont think you needed the word "spiritually" frien...
Confused dilemma yarmulke
  04/28/26
Lol at those 15yo pics. Show his current aids-riddled mug
Passionate nofapping pit mad cow disease
  04/28/26
cant stand that godawful faggot
Confused dilemma yarmulke
  04/28/26
Why not? He's just trying to grow his bank.
sapphire cracking hell
  04/28/26
He's not prestigious at all. He's an embarrassment. Almost a...
apoplectic juggernaut
  04/28/26
I've hit a nerve with the ibankers
sapphire cracking hell
  04/28/26
LOL at this fucking loser hypercapitalist freak
stimulating becky
  04/28/26
He REPRESENTS the WILL of the SHAREHOLDERS Look at this: ...
sapphire cracking hell
  04/28/26
Yeah how are rich people supposed to keep gobbling up all th...
stimulating becky
  04/28/26
I ask myself this every morning when I click buy on Nvidia.
sapphire cracking hell
  04/28/26
...
internet-worthy stage
  04/28/26
Greeks, Turks and Indians are much worse than Jews irt greed
internet-worthy stage
  04/28/26
(((Bankers))) live in constant fear that somewhere, someone ...
Cerise orchestra pit
  04/28/26
his business model is very fratty and chill. he just hangs o...
sapphire cracking hell
  04/28/26
he's clearly a sociopath and also completely correct
bateful salmon rigpig
  04/28/26
100% cr I would NEVER work for JP Morgan. I would live in...
sapphire cracking hell
  04/28/26
it's boomer mentality to the max and I can say as someone wh...
bateful salmon rigpig
  04/28/26
My boomer dad defends in person work to the hilt. It's all t...
sapphire cracking hell
  04/28/26
No. People should spend their lives playing Call of Duty ins...
Sticky area cumskin
  04/28/26
"semi-diseased shit" is right tbh
Saffron box office
  04/28/26
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marvelous gunner
  04/28/26
He badly wanted to call it "this faggot work from home ...
fighting heady field karate
  04/29/26
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laughsome hateful laser beams
  04/29/26
Arpha
sapphire cracking hell
  04/29/26


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Date: April 28th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: sapphire cracking hell

https://youtube.com/shorts/6glAn-Gj9LM

You owe corporate America your CREATIVITY and UNDIVIDED ATTENTION. Give your best years of your life to feeding this machine. This company needs to GROW you miserably faggots!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849143)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Magenta fear-inspiring french chef

isnt he complete correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849276)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: fighting heady field karate

He's spiritually jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849235)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Supple Background Story Location

(born Hymie Diamond)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849240)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: sapphire cracking hell

Welcome to Athena, my friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849270)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:07 PM
Author: Confused dilemma yarmulke

dont think you needed the word "spiritually" friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849281)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 4:54 PM
Author: Passionate nofapping pit mad cow disease

Lol at those 15yo pics. Show his current aids-riddled mug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849247)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Confused dilemma yarmulke

cant stand that godawful faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849279)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: sapphire cracking hell

Why not? He's just trying to grow his bank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849335)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: apoplectic juggernaut

He's not prestigious at all. He's an embarrassment. Almost as embarrassing as Solomon running GS into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49850148)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 11:04 PM
Author: sapphire cracking hell

I've hit a nerve with the ibankers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49850166)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: stimulating becky

LOL at this fucking loser hypercapitalist freak

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849342)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:38 PM
Author: sapphire cracking hell

He REPRESENTS the WILL of the SHAREHOLDERS

Look at this:

NYSE: JPM

In 2022 it was worth a THIRD of what it is now. They 3x their investor's money. That's Jamie's job. He gets paid 43 mil every year to grow the value of the stock for investors. How are people supposed to get rich if Jamie doesn't force his shitployees to work hard? Hmm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849362)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: stimulating becky

Yeah how are rich people supposed to keep gobbling up all the wealth if the kids don't put the right Jewish numbers in the future machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849366)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: sapphire cracking hell

I ask myself this every morning when I click buy on Nvidia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849372)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: internet-worthy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849378)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: internet-worthy stage

Greeks, Turks and Indians are much worse than Jews irt greed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849380)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Cerise orchestra pit

(((Bankers))) live in constant fear that somewhere, someone out there is happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849405)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: sapphire cracking hell

his business model is very fratty and chill. he just hangs on to cash and waits for other banks to fail by being to risky and then snaps them up. he's just bailing out his bros time and again!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849415)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: bateful salmon rigpig

he's clearly a sociopath and also completely correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849444)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: sapphire cracking hell

100% cr

I would NEVER work for JP Morgan. I would live in poverty and beg for alms before putting in a day for this guy. That being said, as a SHAREHOLDER I demand that THEY get up and put on a suit and go work as hard as possible every day to grow my GREEDBUCKS. LOL! Get in the wagecage!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849460)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: bateful salmon rigpig

it's boomer mentality to the max and I can say as someone who has been WFH for over a decade that this shit is toxic on a personal level.

the onerous though should be on him to prove and quantify the value of being in person. carting your ass an hour each way means you spend roughly 17 days per year commuting that you could spend being a more productive employee. forcing people into NYC offices means higher salaries. there's the cost of real estate and maintaining these offices.

end of the day wfh is probably saving JP morgan $$ but boomer jews like Dimon are just clinging to the old days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49850122)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: sapphire cracking hell

My boomer dad defends in person work to the hilt. It's all these people have left. It's the suit and tie. It's grabbing lunch from the falafel cart. It's being able to lord it over somebody to their face. It's crucial imo. It's critical that you know your place in the hierarchy. If Dimon didn't have any peasants to stunt on what would he do?

Also boomers OWN the real estate. If they let everybody leave it wouldn't be worth anything. They will NEVER let you simply 'do NYC' somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49850143)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Sticky area cumskin

No. People should spend their lives playing Call of Duty instead of working and growing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849710)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 9:11 PM
Author: Saffron box office

"semi-diseased shit" is right tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49849911)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: marvelous gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49850074)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: fighting heady field karate

He badly wanted to call it "this faggot work from home zoom shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49850969)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: laughsome hateful laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49850974)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: sapphire cracking hell

Arpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861368&forum_id=2Reputation#49851039)