2. It is critical to warm your car up in the morning when it is cold

3. Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise

4. Red sky at night - sailor's delight! Red sky in the morning - sailor take warning

5. Women - can't live with them, can't live without them!

6. A cop cannot force you to take a breathalyzer

7. If you park somewhere and fall asleep drunk in your car with your keys on you, you can and likely will be charged with DWI

8. In order to survive in prison, one must kick the ass of the biggest guy there

9. Saddam Hussein, Bin Laden, and Gadaffi are all the same guy basically

10. There is a porno called "Debbie Does Dallas" and it is a big deal

11. Sure, the United States isn't perfect, but it is still the greatest country in the world

12. New cars are EXTREMELY complicated

13. Taxes basically all go to WELFARE for NIGGERS

14. Liberals are anti-american, effeminate communists who talk much and know little

15. Taking your tailgate off your truck improves gas mileage

16. Putting your car into neutral at a stoplight improves gas mileage

17. The Dreamcast failed because people were just waiting for PS2

18. Michael Jackson molested children at his ranch, called "Neverland."

19. Every single conspiracy theory is promulgated by paranoid morons except maybe JFK. Also something something Vietnam.

20. Putting weight in the trunk or over the rear axle of an RWD car improves traction in the snow

21. Snow tires improve how a car handles in the snow

22. Using too much force when tightening or loosening a screw can strip it

23. Drinking water helps diffuse alcohol in one's system and reduce the effects of dehydration

24. Many "american" cars are, in fact, not made in america!

25. Black people smell bad and their skin gets ashy

26. Driving for long distances without stopping is indicative of virility

27. Black people have poor impulse control

28. One or two black people is fine, but get them into a group and all bets are off

29. Chinks have small dicks

30. The Italian mafia is an impressive/amazing institution

31. Circumcision is done in part to prevent infection

32. If you fuck a girl when she's on her period, she cannot get pregnant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2Reputation#36177735)

(guy who has never driven on snow tires)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2Reputation#43192470)

(John Derbyshire)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2Reputation#43519228)

34. The war in the middle east has raged uninterrupted since time immemorial and it not catalysed by Jews

35. White people are good at innovating; chinks are good at making improvements to designs patented by whites.

36. It is not the size of the man in the fight, but rather, the fight in the man

37. Immigrants have come to america from all over the world, in search of a better life.

38. There are two kinds of circuits - Series and Parallel

39. Kids do not play outside anymore

40. The shipping of jobs overseas has hurt Americans (follow-on point: either the Americans are ENTITLED and LAZY or the chinks product is INFERIOR).

41. Adults must pay bills and make budgets

42. If you put money in the bank, it will earn interest

43. Black guys have big dicks

44. Judaism is a Religion.

45. Putting a fuel pump inside of a gas tank is one way of preventing vapor lock with fuel injected cars

46. Manual transmissions with synchronisers do not require you to double-clutch

47. New cars are heaver because of stuff like power window motors and shit

48. You cannot just turn a diesel off. You need to idle it down for an indeterminate amount of time.

49. NASCAR races without the restrictor plates are the most exciting because they go faster

50. In order to be licenced to drive, one must attain a learner's permit, drive with a parent or whoever for 6 months or a year, and take a road test. They must be able to parallel park and execute a 3-point turn.

51. It is too easy to get a driver's licence in the U.S. They'll give a licence to anyone.

52. 12-gauge is by far the most common type of shotgun. 10-gauges were popular once as well, and were still used for turkeys as well as some types of waterfowl. The gauge refers to the size of the pellet - the smaller, the bigger.

53. Niggers have ruined the NBA with their ghettoness and unsportsmanlike diva attitudes.

54. Niggers go after nasty white women

55. What do you all a thousand lawyers drowned at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!

56. Overhead valve technology is actually newer than OHC tech. Although the former has often higher displacement relative to performance, the heads are more compact, meaning the overall package has smaller dimensions with fewer moving parts.

57. Marriage often ends with a woman seizing half of your shit, with the aid of the justice system. The entire system is biased against men.

58. If you do not rake your leaves, they will die and suffocate your grass when it snows.

59. One does not simply fly to Florida.

60. You have to work in the factory at UPS for years before they give you the privilege of driving the truck

61. Unions were perhaps a good thing, once, but their time has come and gone, and perhaps they've done more harm than good in the past few decades.

62. Coors Light is mostly Water

63. Drowning is actually one of the most peaceful ways to die

64. Women get moody during and in the period approaching their Periods

65. The United States' involvement in WW2 was necessary and justified, not to mention the atomic bomb.

66. Life expectancies have increased immensely due to Medicine and Technology

67. Social Security won't be around when we retire!

68. The Civil War wasn't fought over slavery

69. To check a car's treads, use the penny test

70. Shoe size / 2 = Dick size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2Reputation#36178770)

74. They don't make 'em like they used to

75. An upgraded electrical panel may be needed depending on your Electricity needs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2Reputation#36179819)

77. There are two wonderful moments in a boat owner's life - the day he buys it and the day he sells it.

78. Japan attacked Pearl Harbor in 1941 for no reason and it was a coincidence that the aircraft carriers were all out to sea.

79. Getting behind an 18 wheeler on the highway will improve gas mileage because they absorb all of the Wind.

80. Women like "bad boys" when they are young, but are wont to settle down later in life.

81. More car accidents happen around Dusk

82. Purebred dogs are more prone to health problems

83. Clothes from Wal-mart are just as good as those at the Mall; the latter is just overpriced.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2Reputation#36190398)

85. Communism is an evil system whereby rich people steal everything and poor people are impoverished.

86. 6 million Jews died in the Holocaust

87. It requires 12 years of "schooling" to be a Doctor

88. What do you call a Doctor who didn't get into medical school? A Dentist!

89. Drinking water helps to attenuate a hangover

90. The average penis is 6"

91. Auto Auctions, Storage Auctions, and flea markets can be a source of overlooked treasures

92. Live bait is easier to fish with than Lures

93. Everyone nowadays wants instant gratification

94. Everyone nowadays has a fuckin' short attention span

95. Kids nowadays are ENTITLED

96. SAT scores are not necessarily reflective of intelligence/aptitude/anything

97. Hand Size and Dick size correlate

98. Ear Size and Dick Size correlate

99. Correlation IS causation

100. If you have not been in a car accident for a while, your risk thereof increases because you are "due"

101. The N64's use of cartridges was a fatal error on Nintendo's part

102. The money of the United States is backed by Gold, located at Fort Knox

103. Guns don't kill people; people kill people

104. The best things in life are free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2Reputation#36255446)

106. Coffee stunt's your growth

107. To become a Doctor requires 12 years of schooling

108. Many people don't work in the field that they majored in

109. Circumcision reduces the risk of infection

110. Rich people create Jobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2Reputation#36353219)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2Reputation#36555681)

112. There are other Civil Wars besides the U.S. Civil War.

113. Drywall and sheetrock are all but the same thing

114. The French are pussies; we saved their ass in WW2

115. If the antifreeze in your radiator overflow tank is milky and bubbling, you have a blown head gasket

116. Nirvana, "Smells like Teen Spirit," is the greatest song of the 1990s

117. The Left Lane is the Fast Lane

118. Most people do not do what they went to college for.

119. Before Jesus came into being, every single human being perished, their soul forever perished.

120. Saddam Hussein was behind 9/11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2Reputation#37134814)

122. Once married, get yourself a pickle jar. Remove a pickle from the jar each time you get laid. Chances are, it will never be emptied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2Reputation#37462976)

124. Mounting a television above a fireplace is a shrewd decision and a good way to maximise space

125. Doubling the tax is an easy way to calculate a Tip

126. Waitstaff make less than minimum wage, and make up the difference in Tips.

127. WWF No Mercy for N64 was arguably the greatest wrestling game of all time

128. There are two WWE shows - Raw & Smackdown - each airing on different nights of the week. Oftentimes, storylines do not cross over, but it is a treat when they do.

129. Insurance deductibles are all but impossible to explain

130. The infield fly rule is a rule of baseball that treats certain fly balls as though caught, before the ball is caught, even if the infielder fails to catch it or drops it on purpose. The umpire's declaration of an infield fly means that the batter is out (and all force plays are removed) regardless of whether the ball is caught. The rule exists to prevent the defense from achieving a double play or triple play by failing to catch a ball that an infielder could catch with ordinary effort. The rule is limited to apply only in situations where this result is possible.

131. Public sector workers do nothing all day, leave work at exactly 5:00, and it is a travesty if they make more than the average American income of $27k.

132. Kids not playing outside is a travesty with far-reaching implications.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2Reputation#37532568)

134. The ancient Greeks were homosexuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2Reputation#37538570)

The movie spawned a number of sequels and spin-offs including Debbie Does New Orleans, Debbie Does Wall Street, Debbie Does Dallas Again and the unrelated Debbie Duz Dishes franchise. It also spawned a 2002 Off Broadway musical, Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2Reputation#37538599)

136. Wal-mart clothing is of the same quality as Abercrombie & Fitch. You are paying for a name.

137. Jews are, "good with money."

138. You used to be able to fix anything on a car with a basic toolkit — however — you would frequently *need* said toolkit to keep the thing running!

139. O.J. Simpson killed his ex-wife and her lover, Ron Goldman

140. The Marines are more badass than the army.

141. Liberals caused Speedy Gonzalez and Foghorn Leghorn to be removed from the airwaves

142. A woman who has sex on the first date may well be a slut

143. It it not wise to put the cart before the horse

144. Technology is advancing rapidly all the time

145. Vaginal orgasms are mysterious and may not actually exist, but dick size is said to be a component thereof

146. Azn pussy is sideways

147. Measure twice, cut once

148. Popularity in high school is inconsequential in the "real world."

149. Sex is the greatest thing in the world

150. Penn and Teller are hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2Reputation#37579013)

152. God helps those who help themselves.

153. If you are not a liberal at 18, you have no heart. If you are not a conservative at 35, you have no brain.

154. Sex sells.

155. Happy wife, happy life.

156. You can tell a lot about a man by his handshake.

157. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

158. When you point a finger at someone you've got three pointing back at yourself.

159. Military intelligence is an oxymoron.

160. Better to be judged by twelve than carried by six.

161. Buy gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2Reputation#37619598)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2Reputation#38080014)

165. Lawyers are often unscrupulous and lack moral guidance

166. Becoming a doctor is a virtuous and noble endeavor

167. Arranging for one's children to have braces is critical for their longterm wellbeing

168. In the weight room, low repetitions with high weight yields strength, while high repetitions with low weight leads to muscle definition and tone

169. High frequency trading doesn't "contribute" anything to the economy and is instead an elaborate blackbox of nonsense that leeches off "the system"

170. Homeless beggars in urban areas are often not homeless and are in fact simply masquerading as such!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2Reputation#38080326)

172. Immigrants do jobs that Americans *won't*!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2Reputation#38295461)

179: Wearing Cologne will aid in attracting Women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2Reputation#38970877)

184. It’s not what you know, it’s who you blow

185. Timing chains have longer service intervals than timing belts.

186. Timing belts in interference engines will wreck the engine if they break

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2Reputation#42602629)

188. The 2020 election was suspect in a number of ways

189. COVID-19 is being exaggerated for political purposes by the Left

190. Seinfeld is the greatest sitcom of all time. Curb your Enthusiasm is hard to get into

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2Reputation#43126480)

—Sully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2Reputation#43193392)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2Reputation#43519101)

192. Ukraine is a country in Europe.

193. Vaccine mandates are unconstitutional

194. The 2020 election was rife with fraud, the evidence for which was thrown out on various technicalities

195. Coronavirus came from China

196. The Democratic party used The Coronavirus as a political weapon against Donald Trump, at the expense of the wellbeing of the American people and the world at large

197. Dodge Rams are unreliable, with exception of the Cummins diesel variants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2Reputation#44098179)

199. COVID was Engineered in a lab

200. Bill Gates is buying Land, killing lots of 3rd worlders, wants to control the population of earth, and was friends with Epstein and probably went to his Island.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2Reputation#46807945)

204. Never buy the first model year after a redesign.

205. A house is always a good investment because they are not making any more land.

206. HR is there to protect the employee.

207. HR is there to protect the company.

208. If a man has a clean garage, he has his life in order.

209. If you want loyalty, get a dog.

210. A resume should never be more than one page.

211. You should call after submitting an application so they know you are serious.

212. Nobody wants to work anymore.

213. College is a scam unless you are becoming a doctor, lawyer, engineer, or teacher.

214. Teachers get summers off.

215. Chiropractors are quacks, except the good ones.

216. Never let the tank get below a quarter in winter.

217. Premium gas cleans the engine out.

218. A car with highway miles is basically new.

219. Leasing is throwing money away.

220. Buying new is throwing money away because it loses value when you drive it off the lot.

221. The dealership makes all its money in the finance office.

222. Never tell them what monthly payment you want.

223. They do not make small trucks anymore because of regulations.

224. The best time to buy a car is the last day of the month.

225. You should change your oil before a long trip.

226. Letting a car sit is worse than driving it.

227. A battery can test good and still be bad.

228. Alternators either work or they do not.

229. If your tires are wearing unevenly, you need an alignment.

230. If the steering wheel shakes, it is probably the rotors.

231. If the A/C stops blowing cold, it just needs Freon.

232. If the heat stops working, it is probably the thermostat.

233. Never cheap out on tires, shoes, or mattresses.

234. Updating your phone slows it down on purpose.

235. Possession is nine-tenths of the law.

236. You can be fired for anything because every state is right-to-work.

237. If they ask you to resign, make them fire you.

238. If you quit, you cannot get unemployment.

239. It is easier to ask forgiveness than permission.

240. The squeaky wheel gets the grease.

241. The squeaky wheel gets replaced.

242. If you want something done, give it to the busiest person.

243. Never lend money to family unless you are prepared to lose it.

244. Blood is thicker than water.

245. Nobody is ever really ready to have kids.

246. Everything happens for a reason.

247. God never gives you more than you can handle.

248. Time heals all wounds.

249. Poor people stay poor because they do not know how to budget.

250. Rich people stay rich because they know how to use debt.

251. Cash is king.

252. A raise can hurt you if it pushes you into the next bracket.

253. Buy once, cry once.

254. Good fences make good neighbors.

255. Mold is everywhere.

256. Heat rises.

257. Cold air comes in around the windows.

258. Ceiling fans should spin the other way in winter.

259. Never go to the grocery store hungry.

260. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

261. Feed a cold, starve a fever.

262. You lose most of your heat through your head.

263. Sitting too close to the TV ruins your eyes.

264. Reading in the dark ruins your eyes.

265. Shaving makes hair grow back thicker.

266. If you swallow gum, it stays in your stomach for seven years.

267. Going outside with wet hair will make you sick.

268. Stretching prevents injuries.

269. Muscle weighs more than fat.

270. Beer before liquor, never been sicker.

271. Liquor before beer, you are in the clear.

272. Coffee sobers you up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3993003&forum_id=2Reputation#49977140)