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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
grizzly shitlib
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Fishy talking legend
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Fishy talking legend
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Fishy talking legend
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Fishy talking legend
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Fishy talking legend
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Fishy talking legend
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Fishy talking legend
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Fishy talking legend
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Fishy talking legend
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
grizzly shitlib
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
grizzly shitlib
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
big property
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
grizzly shitlib
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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Concupiscible transparent senate
  05/22/26
His moniker?
aphrodisiac maniacal jap depressive
  05/22/26
Colt
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Disco Fries
Glittery nursing home
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Bronze National Black Woman
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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Shimmering Unhinged Home Death Wish
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
laughsome travel guidebook
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Concupiscible transparent senate
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
laughsome travel guidebook
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Ebony racy mexican pozpig
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
grizzly shitlib
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
chest-beating center ceo
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Underhanded menage
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
red motley market background story
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
grizzly shitlib
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Glittery nursing home
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Supple garrison
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
grizzly shitlib
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
red motley market background story
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Bronze National Black Woman
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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grizzly shitlib
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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grizzly shitlib
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
grizzly shitlib
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
startled site dog poop
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
startled site dog poop
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Cruel-hearted Tan Station Messiness
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
grizzly shitlib
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lol
big property
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Big-titted philosopher-king
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Mentally Impaired Gaped Circlehead Abode
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
grizzly shitlib
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
grizzly shitlib
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
grizzly shitlib
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
grizzly shitlib
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Titillating Very Tactful Degenerate Double Fault
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Mentally Impaired Gaped Circlehead Abode
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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AI
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Concupiscible transparent senate
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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He screwed the pooch
MISO HORNY
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Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
OldHLSDude
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: grizzly shitlib

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Fishy talking legend

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Fishy talking legend

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Fishy talking legend

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Fishy talking legend

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Fishy talking legend

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Fishy talking legend

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Fishy talking legend

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Fishy talking legend

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Fishy talking legend

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Fishy talking legend

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Fishy talking legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Fishy talking legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Fishy talking legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50066358)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Fishy talking legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Fishy talking legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Fishy talking legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Fishy talking legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Fishy talking legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Fishy talking legend



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Fishy talking legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Fishy talking legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Fishy talking legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Fishy talking legend



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Fishy talking legend



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Fishy talking legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Fishy talking legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: grizzly shitlib

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: grizzly shitlib

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: big property

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: grizzly shitlib

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: grizzly shitlib

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Concupiscible transparent senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: aphrodisiac maniacal jap depressive

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: grizzly shitlib

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: laughsome travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: misunderstood talented den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: red motley market background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: fighting fragrant crotch library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Glittery nursing home

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Bronze National Black Woman

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: laughsome travel guidebook

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Shimmering Unhinged Home Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: laughsome travel guidebook

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Concupiscible transparent senate

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: laughsome travel guidebook

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Ebony racy mexican pozpig

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: grizzly shitlib

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: chest-beating center ceo

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Underhanded menage

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: red motley market background story

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: grizzly shitlib

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Glittery nursing home

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Supple garrison

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: grizzly shitlib

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: red motley market background story

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Bronze National Black Woman

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: big property

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: grizzly shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Big-titted philosopher-king

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: grizzly shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: grizzly shitlib

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: galvanic parlour

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Concupiscible transparent senate

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Seedy insecure resort

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: startled site dog poop

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: cerebral base toaster

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: startled site dog poop

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: cerebral base toaster

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: vivacious dopamine private investor

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: startled site dog poop

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Tan Station Messiness

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: grizzly shitlib

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: big property

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Big-titted philosopher-king

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Gaped Circlehead Abode

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: grizzly shitlib

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Gaped Circlehead Abode

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: grizzly shitlib

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Gaped Circlehead Abode

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: thriller peach field boiling water

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: grizzly shitlib

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: grizzly shitlib

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: grizzly shitlib

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: grizzly shitlib

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Titillating Very Tactful Degenerate Double Fault

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: grizzly shitlib

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Gaped Circlehead Abode

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Gay well-lubricated elastic band karate

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Duck-like vigorous step-uncle's house

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Exciting jet orchestra pit

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: grizzly shitlib

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Glittery nursing home

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Concupiscible transparent senate

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: flesh stimulating pisswyrm cuckold

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899877)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: MISO HORNY

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50068093)