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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
Flushed stirring rigor
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
talented windowlicker
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
free-loading maroon scourge upon the earth location
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
Massive internal respiration stag film
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
nofapping multi-billionaire
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
Ulysses
Carmine glittery ticket booth sweet tailpipe
  08/27/26
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
Carmine glittery ticket booth sweet tailpipe
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
Contagious brunch
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
frozen tripping indian lodge legal warrant
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
frozen tripping indian lodge legal warrant
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
Carmine glittery ticket booth sweet tailpipe
  08/27/26
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
talented windowlicker
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
talented windowlicker
  08/27/26
...
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
...
talented windowlicker
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
Catch-22
talented windowlicker
  08/27/26
edit ❌
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
talented windowlicker
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
talented windowlicker
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
Dickens
talented windowlicker
  08/27/26
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
anna karenina
nofapping multi-billionaire
  08/27/26
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
The English Patient
talented windowlicker
  08/27/26
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
wtf
frozen tripping indian lodge legal warrant
  08/27/26
Catch 22
Carmine glittery ticket booth sweet tailpipe
  08/27/26
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
mentally impaired territorial shrine
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
Orwell
talented windowlicker
  08/27/26
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
talented windowlicker
  08/27/26
...
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
...
diverse kitchen
  08/27/26
...
Iridescent galvanic coffee pot
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
Contagious brunch
  08/28/26
...
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
talented windowlicker
  08/27/26
I really can't
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
talented windowlicker
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
Triste!
talented windowlicker
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
talented windowlicker
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
talented windowlicker
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
talented windowlicker
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
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«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
talented windowlicker
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
talented windowlicker
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
talented windowlicker
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
mentally impaired territorial shrine
  08/27/26
don't know :(
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
mentally impaired territorial shrine
  08/27/26
oh good one
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
diverse kitchen
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
brilliant comical doctorate
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
talented windowlicker
  08/27/26
No.
brilliant comical doctorate
  08/27/26
Dracula
Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary
  08/28/26
Im gay
frisky navy mediation stage
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
umber thriller whorehouse
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
Iridescent galvanic coffee pot
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
flatulent sienna clown
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
aromatic orange mother
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
umber thriller whorehouse
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
Canary impressive selfie den
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
talented windowlicker
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
Canary impressive selfie den
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
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  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  09/16/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Flushed stirring rigor

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: talented windowlicker

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: free-loading maroon scourge upon the earth location

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: Massive internal respiration stag film

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: nofapping multi-billionaire

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Carmine glittery ticket booth sweet tailpipe

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Carmine glittery ticket booth sweet tailpipe

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Contagious brunch

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: frozen tripping indian lodge legal warrant

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: frozen tripping indian lodge legal warrant

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Carmine glittery ticket booth sweet tailpipe

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: talented windowlicker

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: talented windowlicker

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: talented windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: talented windowlicker

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: talented windowlicker

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: talented windowlicker

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: talented windowlicker

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: nofapping multi-billionaire

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: talented windowlicker

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: frozen tripping indian lodge legal warrant

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Carmine glittery ticket booth sweet tailpipe

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: mentally impaired territorial shrine

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: talented windowlicker

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: talented windowlicker

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: diverse kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: Iridescent galvanic coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Contagious brunch

the spaceporn story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: talented windowlicker

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

I really can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: talented windowlicker

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: talented windowlicker

Triste!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: talented windowlicker

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: talented windowlicker

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: talented windowlicker

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097559)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: talented windowlicker

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: talented windowlicker

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: talented windowlicker

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: mentally impaired territorial shrine

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

don't know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: mentally impaired territorial shrine

Sound and Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: diverse kitchen

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: brilliant comical doctorate

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: talented windowlicker

Mein Kampf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: brilliant comical doctorate

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Self-centered floppy roommate sanctuary

Dracula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: frisky navy mediation stage

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: umber thriller whorehouse

A Confederacy of Dunces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Iridescent galvanic coffee pot

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: flatulent sienna clown

God Emperor of Dune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: aromatic orange mother

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: umber thriller whorehouse

raisin in the sun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Canary impressive selfie den

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: talented windowlicker

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: Canary impressive selfie den

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50101306)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50138361)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2Reputation#50138369)