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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM Author: Internet-worthy Cheese-eating Gunner Windowlicker After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.
https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46 |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM Author: harsh pungent juggernaut sanctuary superior anglo culture (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899141) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM Author: harsh pungent juggernaut sanctuary a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder
Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM Author: Pumonymous
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM Author: harsh pungent juggernaut sanctuary dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899153) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM Author: harsh pungent juggernaut sanctuary white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over. whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.
without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919 |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM Author: harsh pungent juggernaut sanctuary Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot
Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM Author: Pumonymous
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM Author: harsh pungent juggernaut sanctuary Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?
Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM
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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM Author: harsh pungent juggernaut sanctuary tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49929205) |
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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM Author: harsh pungent juggernaut sanctuary the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world. Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM
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http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282 |
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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM Author: harsh pungent juggernaut sanctuary Denise Frazier
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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM Author: harsh pungent juggernaut sanctuary yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50048514) |
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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM Author: harsh pungent juggernaut sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50048557) |
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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM Author: harsh pungent juggernaut sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50050290) |
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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM Author: harsh pungent juggernaut sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50050522) |
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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM Author: harsh pungent juggernaut sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50059489) |
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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM Author: nyuug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50066358) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM Author: nyuug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50077489) |
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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM Author: harsh pungent juggernaut sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49963546) |
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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM Author: harsh pungent juggernaut sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49972832) |
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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM Author: harsh pungent juggernaut sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49938223) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM Author: harsh pungent juggernaut sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49945345) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM Author: harsh pungent juggernaut sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49953839) |
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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM Author: harsh pungent juggernaut sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49954304) |
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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM Author: harsh pungent juggernaut sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49904544) |
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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM Author: harsh pungent juggernaut sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49904624) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM Author: harsh pungent juggernaut sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49905354) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM Author: harsh pungent juggernaut sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49913982) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM Author: harsh pungent juggernaut sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49914244) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM Author: harsh pungent juggernaut sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49916225) |
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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM Author: harsh pungent juggernaut sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49921504) |
Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM Author: Internet-worthy Cheese-eating Gunner Windowlicker Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894325) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM Author: Internet-worthy Cheese-eating Gunner Windowlicker In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894888) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM Author: Mahogany dashing center "Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM Author: Internet-worthy Cheese-eating Gunner Windowlicker Shipley the dog tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894339) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM Author: Internet-worthy Cheese-eating Gunner Windowlicker Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894341) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM Author: misunderstood brass forum therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894393) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM Author: Magical french chef His moniker? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894372) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM Author: Internet-worthy Cheese-eating Gunner Windowlicker Colt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894376) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM Author: jade marvelous toaster abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894382) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM Author: free-loading gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894534) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM Author: khaki piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894592) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM Author: Lascivious institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894952) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM Author: adulterous primrose stage Disco Fries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894902) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM Author: aromatic gaped dingle berry gas station “She then left him and took the dog with her” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894384) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM Author: jade marvelous toaster abode Really puts the B in LGBTQ+ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894386) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM Author: poppy space goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896189) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM Author: jade marvelous toaster abode But she was old enough in dog years! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894390) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM Author: misunderstood brass forum therapy So a dog licking your cock is illegal now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894392) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM Author: jade marvelous toaster abode I thought this was America (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894400) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM Author: Self-absorbed Light Theater Stage it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM Author: Internet-worthy Cheese-eating Gunner Windowlicker (Guy who thinks about these things) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894737) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM Author: Irradiated Ebony Idiot Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894764) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM Author: charismatic stage man's BEST friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895248) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM Author: khaki piazza SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE
DOG PILL DENIED |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM Author: Internet-worthy Cheese-eating Gunner Windowlicker Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894892) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM Author: adulterous primrose stage all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM Author: Up-to-no-good Nibblets what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894918) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM Author: Internet-worthy Cheese-eating Gunner Windowlicker It’s in the second best neighborhood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894951) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM Author: khaki piazza why does every room look so fucking tiny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894961) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM Author: aromatic gaped dingle berry gas station Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894967) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM Author: Mahogany dashing center Disco Fries, do NOT click the link (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894981) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM Author: Internet-worthy Cheese-eating Gunner Windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895055) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM Author: autistic contagious business firm Yeah, and he had a really big house, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896118) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM Author: Internet-worthy Cheese-eating Gunner Windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896763) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM Author: Internet-worthy Cheese-eating Gunner Windowlicker Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896765) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM Author: lake sandwich laser beams jfc no taste. what's even the point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896807) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: misunderstood brass forum therapy That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899251) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM Author: low-t racy nursing home private investor mods (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894900) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM Author: bright costumed striped hyena There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894936) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM Author: Passionate Nighttime State Where was he allowed to marry his dog? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895068) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM Author: bright costumed striped hyena Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895725) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM Author: Passionate Nighttime State Amazing 🐶 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895736) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM Author: Soul-stirring rambunctious theatre athletic conference This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895073) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM Author: bright costumed striped hyena Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.
Wikipedia opines, in part:
In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.
In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]
In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]
A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]
In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]
The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]
Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]
Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]
In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]
In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26] See also
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM Author: Hairraiser Talking Party Of The First Part One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894939) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM Author: Internet-worthy Cheese-eating Gunner Windowlicker But wouldn’t have guessed man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894955) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM Author: Mahogany dashing center lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894985) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM Author: autistic contagious business firm Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896120) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM Author: doobsian bipolar patrolman wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895002) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM Author: Internet-worthy Cheese-eating Gunner Windowlicker Apparently he was banging hookers too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895066) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM Author: doobsian bipolar patrolman fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895275) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM Author: Internet-worthy Cheese-eating Gunner Windowlicker Link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895899) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM Author: doobsian bipolar patrolman i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896172) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM Author: self-centered death wish location Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895070) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM Author: Internet-worthy Cheese-eating Gunner Windowlicker https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896073) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM Author: Internet-worthy Cheese-eating Gunner Windowlicker Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49898723) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM Author: Internet-worthy Cheese-eating Gunner Windowlicker LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49898727) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM Author: Natalie Harp's husband what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50077499) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM Author: Internet-worthy Cheese-eating Gunner Windowlicker His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49898732) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM Author: maniacal lemon locus That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body). Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou. |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM Author: Internet-worthy Cheese-eating Gunner Windowlicker They have a pretty sick IG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899183) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM Author: doobsian bipolar patrolman if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49898996) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM Author: flirting silver puppy Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899008) |
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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM Author: heady regret base Killself seems appropriate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49904576) |
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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM Author: provocative orchestra pit karate The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49945378) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM Author: Internet-worthy Cheese-eating Gunner Windowlicker Shipley was asking for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899136) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM Author: adulterous primrose stage AI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899187) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM Author: misunderstood brass forum therapy "Could've been a Korean boy..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899254) |
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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM Author: painfully honest multi-colored voyeur The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899877) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM Author: Natalie Harp's husband what's the actual crime he's accused of? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50077502) |
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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM Author: Underhanded aphrodisiac new version He screwed the pooch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50062678) |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM Author: a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts Took three months, but thank you for your contribution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50068063) |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM Author: OldHLSDude Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50068089) |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?) beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50068093) |