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Summon Cowgod: Please apply clique theory to popular book series (eg LOTR)

*eg LOTR v. Harry Potter v. Jack Reacher
JJC (retired)
  03/25/26
Elves: Preps Dwarves: Scumbags Hobbits: Losers Orcs: URM ...
cowgod
  03/26/26
180
Fidele in Bruges circa 2003
  03/26/26
what clique is faramir
Brother Peter Dimond
  03/26/26
Loser imho
cowgod
  03/26/26
Good list. Do you think it reflects Tolkien’s views...
Big Clique Energy
  03/26/26
Aren’t the pre Anglo Saxon folk that got conquered by ...
cowgod
  03/28/26
Harry Potter: Loser Dumbledore: Loser Ron: Loser Emma Wat...
cowgod
  03/26/26
...
Big Clique Energy
  03/28/26
...
cowgod
  03/28/26
Reacher: High Jock The Special Investigators: Losers
cowgod
  03/26/26


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Date: March 25th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: JJC (retired)

*eg LOTR v. Harry Potter v. Jack Reacher

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Date: March 26th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: cowgod

Elves: Preps

Dwarves: Scumbags

Hobbits: Losers

Orcs: URM

Gollum: Scumloser

Men have all that Cliques

Aragorn: Jock/Prep

Boromir: Jock

Gandalf: Nerd

Tom Bombadil: High Loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849756&forum_id=2Reputation#49772383)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003

180

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Date: March 26th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond

what clique is faramir

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Date: March 26th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: cowgod

Loser imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849756&forum_id=2Reputation#49772410)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 10:17 PM
Author: Big Clique Energy

Good list.

Do you think it reflects Tolkien’s views as a middle-to-high Englishman?

Dwarves are Scots (live in the hills, direct, obsessed with money)

Hobbits are Welsh (well meaning but fat, rural, and insular)

“Men” are regular English

Orcs are dagos / Spaniards / Moors

The Elves are the old noble Arthurian Britons fading into history



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849756&forum_id=2Reputation#49772442)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: cowgod

Aren’t the pre Anglo Saxon folk that got conquered by William just a nameless group of cockney looking people? Not necessarily just the Welsh. You hear about Celts and all this shit but iirc they aren’t “native.” I just associate the hobbits with the Short bad phenotype thom yorke admixture. Im a Loser so im a Radiohead fan but Chad Kroeger’s phenotype is like 14x better.

Anyway I don’t know but fuckin’ OYT is an England expert for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849756&forum_id=2Reputation#49776848)



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Date: March 26th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: cowgod

Harry Potter: Loser

Dumbledore: Loser

Ron: Loser

Emma Watson: Loser

Wednesday Adams: Loser

Voldemort: High Loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849756&forum_id=2Reputation#49772399)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: Big Clique Energy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849756&forum_id=2Reputation#49776829)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 4:06 PM
Author: cowgod



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Date: March 26th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: cowgod

Reacher: High Jock

The Special Investigators: Losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5849756&forum_id=2Reputation#49772404)