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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
wild dashing gas station
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
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vermilion histrionic address coldplay fan
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
wild dashing gas station
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
wild dashing gas station
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
wild dashing gas station
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
wild dashing gas station
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
Comical Chestnut Legal Warrant Personal Credit Line
  06/25/12
...
Unholy light persian trailer park
  06/25/12
Jesus
Boyish Dilemma
  06/25/12
literally rofling
Maroon Stirring Indian Lodge Dragon
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Yapping Base
  08/02/12
crying
Fragrant spot
  08/29/12
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rebellious sanctuary
  02/22/13
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irradiated impressive indirect expression alpha
  08/21/13
lost my shit
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  02/09/19
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Chartreuse Pisswyrm Therapy
  07/11/19
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Exhilarant Hyperventilating Public Bath Macaca
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
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  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
wild dashing gas station
  06/25/12
cop
Unholy light persian trailer park
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Unholy light persian trailer park
  06/25/12
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Comical Chestnut Legal Warrant Personal Credit Line
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Vivacious Hot Ticket Booth Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
Mildly autistic corn cake international law enforcement agency
  08/02/12
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Flushed house becky
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
Curious sadistic electric furnace
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Charismatic Naked Church Building
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
Unholy light persian trailer park
  06/25/12
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Glittery Theatre Volcanic Crater
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Unholy light persian trailer park
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
Mildly autistic corn cake international law enforcement agency
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
indigo national
  08/21/13
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wild dashing gas station
  06/25/12
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opaque crusty codepig
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Drunken pea-brained mood
  06/25/12
...
Flushed house becky
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Passionate flatulent nursing home reading party
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
wild dashing gas station
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
odious infuriating area
  06/25/12
...
wild dashing gas station
  06/26/12
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Flushed house becky
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
Smoky Titillating Heaven Voyeur
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
wild dashing gas station
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
Multi-colored antidepressant drug
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
Cerebral preventive strike
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
wild dashing gas station
  08/02/12
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wild dashing gas station
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Yapping Base
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
Mildly autistic corn cake international law enforcement agency
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
Mildly autistic corn cake international law enforcement agency
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  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
wild dashing gas station
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  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
Mildly autistic corn cake international law enforcement agency
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
Cerebral preventive strike
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
wild dashing gas station
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
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  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
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Crimson Godawful Roommate Theater
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
wild dashing gas station
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
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Flushed house becky
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i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
irradiated impressive indirect expression alpha
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
indigo national
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
irradiated impressive indirect expression alpha
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
aqua site
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
indigo national
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
know-it-all psychic field
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180
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HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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Bookmarked.
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180 now i kinda get his shtick
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  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
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OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
Ape Arrogance
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  06/26/26
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: wild dashing gas station

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: ungodly fanboi set

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: vermilion histrionic address coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: wild dashing gas station

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: wild dashing gas station

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: wild dashing gas station

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: wild dashing gas station

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Comical Chestnut Legal Warrant Personal Credit Line

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Unholy light persian trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Boyish Dilemma

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Maroon Stirring Indian Lodge Dragon

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Yapping Base

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Fragrant spot

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: rebellious sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: irradiated impressive indirect expression alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Motley lodge

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: aqua site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: sienna hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: adulterous point degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: mustard supple faggotry bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: mustard supple faggotry bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Chartreuse Pisswyrm Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hyperventilating Public Bath Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Milky slimy school

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: wild dashing gas station

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Unholy light persian trailer park

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Unholy light persian trailer park

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Comical Chestnut Legal Warrant Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Vivacious Hot Ticket Booth Scourge Upon The Earth

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Mildly autistic corn cake international law enforcement agency

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Flushed house becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Curious sadistic electric furnace

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Charismatic Naked Church Building

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Unholy light persian trailer park

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Glittery Theatre Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Unholy light persian trailer park

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Mildly autistic corn cake international law enforcement agency

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: indigo national

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: wild dashing gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: opaque crusty codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Drunken pea-brained mood

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Flushed house becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Passionate flatulent nursing home reading party

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: wild dashing gas station

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: odious infuriating area

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: wild dashing gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Flushed house becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Smoky Titillating Heaven Voyeur

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: wild dashing gas station

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored antidepressant drug

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Cerebral preventive strike

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: wild dashing gas station

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: wild dashing gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Yapping Base

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Mildly autistic corn cake international law enforcement agency

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Mildly autistic corn cake international law enforcement agency

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Crimson Godawful Roommate Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: wild dashing gas station

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Jet-lagged yellow lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Mildly autistic corn cake international law enforcement agency

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Cerebral preventive strike

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: wild dashing gas station

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Mildly autistic corn cake international law enforcement agency

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Vibrant Tattoo Stage

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Mildly autistic corn cake international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Crimson Godawful Roommate Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: pearly pocket flask location

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Crimson Godawful Roommate Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: wild dashing gas station

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: irradiated impressive indirect expression alpha

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Mildly autistic corn cake international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Flushed house becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: irradiated impressive indirect expression alpha

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: indigo national

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: irradiated impressive indirect expression alpha

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: aqua site

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: indigo national

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: know-it-all psychic field

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Flushed house becky

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Flushed house becky

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Flushed house becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Flushed house becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Big Rehab Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Purple ladyboy

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: aqua site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Excitant idea he suggested milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Stimulating shaky library community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Stimulating shaky library community account

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: misanthropic depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: galvanic pungent cumskin pit

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Mildly autistic corn cake international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: spectacular awkward whorehouse mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed territorial selfie sound barrier

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: appetizing market boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Bearded stage goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: electric shivering stock car state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring emerald senate deer antler

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: geriatric jewess business firm

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: spectacular awkward whorehouse mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Mildly autistic corn cake international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: spectacular awkward whorehouse mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Hairraiser Turquoise Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Smoky Titillating Heaven Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: house-broken racy locus friendly grandma

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: henna prole

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Bright Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Smoky Titillating Heaven Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible Sandwich Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: wonderful bbw crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Honey-headed trip filthpig

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: slate hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: arrogant parlor internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hyperventilating Public Bath Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Pink death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: citrine digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#49964828)