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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Vigorous Theater
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Swashbuckling Hall
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Godawful Up-to-no-good Box Office
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Dashing trailer park
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
habeas penem
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
drab soul-stirring giraffe
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Supple buck-toothed circlehead
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
chest-beating misanthropic boiling water
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
lemon step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Vigorous Theater
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
doobsian hairraiser trust fund chad
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
blathering skinny woman lodge
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
cerise arrogant senate faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Vigorous Theater
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
180 maniacal rigpig goal in life
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
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  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Big Mental Disorder
  06/30/25
cr
Vigorous Theater
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
doobsian hairraiser trust fund chad
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Beady-eyed home
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
180 maniacal rigpig goal in life
  06/30/25
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swollen set roast beef
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
cerise arrogant senate faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Big Mental Disorder
  06/30/25
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Erotic hell famous landscape painting
  07/01/25
*bussy
Startled Plum Dragon Spot
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Supple buck-toothed circlehead
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
azure mood
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
lime prole ape
  06/30/25
fuck
cerise arrogant senate faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
azure mood
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Swashbuckling Hall
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
cerise arrogant senate faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Beady-eyed home
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Vigorous Theater
  06/30/25
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sealclubber
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
boyish sanctuary
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Dark Razzle-dazzle Filthpig Knife
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Turquoise laughsome locale
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Vigorous Theater
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Dark Razzle-dazzle Filthpig Knife
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
swollen set roast beef
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Dark Razzle-dazzle Filthpig Knife
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Ungodly Electric Point
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Vigorous Theater
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Disturbing curious corner goyim
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
poppy excitant alpha brethren
  06/30/25
tcr
swollen set roast beef
  07/01/25
just jump
stirring well-lubricated genital piercing
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Vigorous Theater
  06/30/25
...
wonderful jade property old irish cottage
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Bateful theater stage toaster
  06/30/25
wow
Vigorous Theater
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Crimson Cracking People Who Are Hurt Sweet Tailpipe
  06/30/25
JFC man
Vigorous Theater
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
lemon step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
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stirring well-lubricated genital piercing
  06/30/25
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cerise arrogant senate faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
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180 maniacal rigpig goal in life
  06/30/25
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Stimulating maroon dilemma wagecucks
  06/30/25
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Splenetic nudist kitchen candlestick maker
  06/30/25
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Disturbing curious corner goyim
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
poppy excitant alpha brethren
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
boyish sanctuary
  06/30/25
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amethyst tantric rigor location
  07/01/25
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Erotic hell famous landscape painting
  07/01/25
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Puce multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
jet zippy therapy
  07/01/25
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ruddy church messiness
  07/01/25
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Dashing trailer park
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
drab soul-stirring giraffe
  06/30/25
bro
Vigorous Theater
  06/30/25
...
poppy excitant alpha brethren
  06/30/25
lol
swollen set roast beef
  07/01/25
...
Cerebral Purple Chapel Main People
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
lascivious partner school
  06/30/25
jfc
Vigorous Theater
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
doobsian hairraiser trust fund chad
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Stimulating maroon dilemma wagecucks
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Splenetic nudist kitchen candlestick maker
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
swollen set roast beef
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
lascivious partner school
  07/01/25
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Turquoise laughsome locale
  07/01/25
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"""""""'
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
ruddy church messiness
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
contagious potus digit ratio
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Beady-eyed home
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Vigorous Theater
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
cerise arrogant senate faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
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Vigorous Theater
  07/01/25
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Tan mischievous becky cruise ship
  07/01/25
lol
swollen set roast beef
  07/01/25
...
stirring well-lubricated genital piercing
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
vermilion cocky crotch feces
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
khaki shrine faggotry
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
narrow-minded haunted graveyard marketing idea
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Bearded water buffalo private investor
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Topaz Hospital
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Tan mischievous becky cruise ship
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Obsidian hairy legs generalized bond
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Vigorous Theater
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
swollen set roast beef
  07/01/25
...
Vigorous Theater
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Erotic hell famous landscape painting
  07/01/25
😟
Glittery Flushed Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/01/25
...
Green Stubborn Whorehouse Electric Furnace
  07/01/25
holy shit
Vigorous Theater
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Tan mischievous becky cruise ship
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
irradiated bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
ruddy church messiness
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Supple buck-toothed circlehead
  07/01/25
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Vigorous Theater
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
ruddy church messiness
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
ruddy church messiness
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
My rapist was well hung
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Gay Grandpa
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
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  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Much Poasting Activity!
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
\'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong
  07/06/25
...
My rapist was well hung
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Judas Jones
  07/06/25
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"""""""'
  07/06/25
lol
chilmata
  07/07/25
wow
Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Vigorous Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hall

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Godawful Up-to-no-good Box Office

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Dashing trailer park

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: habeas penem

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: drab soul-stirring giraffe

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Supple buck-toothed circlehead

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: chest-beating misanthropic boiling water

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Vigorous Theater

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: doobsian hairraiser trust fund chad

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: blathering skinny woman lodge

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: cerise arrogant senate faggot firefighter

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Vigorous Theater

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: 180 maniacal rigpig goal in life

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Big Mental Disorder

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Vigorous Theater

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: doobsian hairraiser trust fund chad

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Beady-eyed home

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: 180 maniacal rigpig goal in life

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: swollen set roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: cerise arrogant senate faggot firefighter

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Big Mental Disorder

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Erotic hell famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Startled Plum Dragon Spot

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Supple buck-toothed circlehead

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: azure mood

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: lime prole ape

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: cerise arrogant senate faggot firefighter

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: azure mood

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hall

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: cerise arrogant senate faggot firefighter

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed home

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Vigorous Theater

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: sealclubber



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: boyish sanctuary

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Dark Razzle-dazzle Filthpig Knife

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Turquoise laughsome locale

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Vigorous Theater

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Dark Razzle-dazzle Filthpig Knife

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: swollen set roast beef

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Dark Razzle-dazzle Filthpig Knife

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Ungodly Electric Point

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Vigorous Theater

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Disturbing curious corner goyim

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: poppy excitant alpha brethren

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: swollen set roast beef

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: stirring well-lubricated genital piercing

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Vigorous Theater

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: wonderful jade property old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Bateful theater stage toaster

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Vigorous Theater

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Crimson Cracking People Who Are Hurt Sweet Tailpipe

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Vigorous Theater

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: lemon step-uncle's house

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: stirring well-lubricated genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: cerise arrogant senate faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: 180 maniacal rigpig goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Stimulating maroon dilemma wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Splenetic nudist kitchen candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Disturbing curious corner goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: poppy excitant alpha brethren

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: boyish sanctuary

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: amethyst tantric rigor location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Erotic hell famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Puce multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: jet zippy therapy

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: ruddy church messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Dashing trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: drab soul-stirring giraffe

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Vigorous Theater

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: poppy excitant alpha brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: swollen set roast beef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Cerebral Purple Chapel Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: lascivious partner school

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Vigorous Theater

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: doobsian hairraiser trust fund chad

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Stimulating maroon dilemma wagecucks

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Splenetic nudist kitchen candlestick maker

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: swollen set roast beef

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: lascivious partner school

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Turquoise laughsome locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: """""""'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: ruddy church messiness

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: contagious potus digit ratio

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Beady-eyed home

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Vigorous Theater

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: cerise arrogant senate faggot firefighter

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Vigorous Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Tan mischievous becky cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: swollen set roast beef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: stirring well-lubricated genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: vermilion cocky crotch feces

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: khaki shrine faggotry

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: narrow-minded haunted graveyard marketing idea

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Bearded water buffalo private investor

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Topaz Hospital

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Tan mischievous becky cruise ship

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Obsidian hairy legs generalized bond

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Vigorous Theater

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: swollen set roast beef

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Vigorous Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Erotic hell famous landscape painting

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Glittery Flushed Corn Cake Scourge Upon The Earth

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Green Stubborn Whorehouse Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Vigorous Theater

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Tan mischievous becky cruise ship

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: irradiated bawdyhouse

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: ruddy church messiness

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Supple buck-toothed circlehead

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Vigorous Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: ruddy church messiness

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: ruddy church messiness

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: My rapist was well hung

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW)

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: This page intentionally left blank

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Much Poasting Activity! (No Future)

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW)

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: My rapist was well hung



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Judas Jones

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: """""""'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: chilmata

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW)

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078889)