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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
bateful hominid
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
beady-eyed station electric furnace
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Big-titted Glittery Forum
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
buff famous landscape painting
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Greedy blue tank kitchen
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Dashing black woman
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
brilliant stimulating kitty
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Hyperactive Histrionic Crackhouse Fat Ankles
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
learning disabled topaz ladyboy wrinkle
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
brindle chapel shitlib
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
appetizing laser beams giraffe
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Cream Pisswyrm
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
dull house mad-dog skullcap
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Laughsome Space Newt
  06/30/25
cr
Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
learning disabled topaz ladyboy wrinkle
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
marvelous narrow-minded pit persian
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Cream Pisswyrm
  06/30/25
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vigorous lemon shrine queen of the night
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
appetizing laser beams giraffe
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Laughsome Space Newt
  06/30/25
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provocative pontificating round eye
  07/01/25
*bussy
sapphire painfully honest mexican toaster
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Dashing black woman
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Exciting pozpig native
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Cyan spot generalized bond
  06/30/25
fuck
appetizing laser beams giraffe
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Exciting pozpig native
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
bateful hominid
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
appetizing laser beams giraffe
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
marvelous narrow-minded pit persian
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo
  06/30/25
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Filthy Spectacular Yarmulke
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Titillating Lime Casino
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Diverse milky friendly grandma meetinghouse
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
electric geriatric mad cow disease area
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Diverse milky friendly grandma meetinghouse
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
vigorous lemon shrine queen of the night
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Diverse milky friendly grandma meetinghouse
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
contagious sinister senate
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Sickened piazza reading party
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
racy chest-beating gas station mediation
  06/30/25
tcr
vigorous lemon shrine queen of the night
  07/01/25
just jump
Concupiscible Garrison
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo
  06/30/25
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plum razzle fortuitous meteor indian lodge
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
wonderful primrose selfie step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
wow
Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
multi-colored ocher state goyim
  06/30/25
JFC man
Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Hyperactive Histrionic Crackhouse Fat Ankles
  06/30/25
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Concupiscible Garrison
  06/30/25
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appetizing laser beams giraffe
  06/30/25
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Cream Pisswyrm
  06/30/25
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Yellow charismatic parlor
  06/30/25
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Mahogany hospital
  06/30/25
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Sickened piazza reading party
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
racy chest-beating gas station mediation
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Titillating Lime Casino
  06/30/25
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Mind-boggling tanning salon sandwich
  07/01/25
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provocative pontificating round eye
  07/01/25
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Ebony Range
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
citrine kink-friendly library
  07/01/25
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Arrogant Arousing Circlehead
  07/01/25
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Big-titted Glittery Forum
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Greedy blue tank kitchen
  06/30/25
bro
Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo
  06/30/25
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racy chest-beating gas station mediation
  06/30/25
lol
vigorous lemon shrine queen of the night
  07/01/25
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Sienna faggotry institution
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Excitant Pea-brained Property Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/30/25
jfc
Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
learning disabled topaz ladyboy wrinkle
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Yellow charismatic parlor
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Mahogany hospital
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
vigorous lemon shrine queen of the night
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Excitant Pea-brained Property Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/01/25
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electric geriatric mad cow disease area
  07/01/25
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Mahogany hospital
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Arrogant Arousing Circlehead
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
stirring really tough guy stage
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
marvelous narrow-minded pit persian
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
appetizing laser beams giraffe
  06/30/25
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Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo
  07/01/25
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Fiercely-loyal odious roommate box office
  07/01/25
lol
vigorous lemon shrine queen of the night
  07/01/25
...
Concupiscible Garrison
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
vermilion stag film
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Disturbing Impertinent Site Prole
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Twisted old irish cottage
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
peach irradiated brunch
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Big twinkling uncleanness school
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Fiercely-loyal odious roommate box office
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Hairraiser Jewess Jew
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
vigorous lemon shrine queen of the night
  07/01/25
...
Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
provocative pontificating round eye
  07/01/25
😟
Motley factory reset button temple
  07/01/25
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Galvanic nofapping lay voyeur
  07/01/25
holy shit
Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Fiercely-loyal odious roommate box office
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Hyperventilating principal's office pistol
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Arrogant Arousing Circlehead
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Dashing black woman
  07/01/25
...
Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Arrogant Arousing Circlehead
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Arrogant Arousing Circlehead
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
wonderful primrose selfie step-uncle's house
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Dashing black woman
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Obsidian domesticated base
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
provocative pontificating round eye
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Glassy locale liquid oxygen
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo
  07/06/25
...
wonderful primrose selfie step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
lascivious mint church building
  07/06/25
...
Mahogany hospital
  07/06/25
lol
vigorous lemon shrine queen of the night
  07/07/25
wow
Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: bateful hominid

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed station electric furnace

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Big-titted Glittery Forum

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: buff famous landscape painting

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Greedy blue tank kitchen

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Dashing black woman

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: brilliant stimulating kitty

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Hyperactive Histrionic Crackhouse Fat Ankles

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: learning disabled topaz ladyboy wrinkle

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: brindle chapel shitlib

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: appetizing laser beams giraffe

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Cream Pisswyrm

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: dull house mad-dog skullcap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Laughsome Space Newt

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: learning disabled topaz ladyboy wrinkle

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: marvelous narrow-minded pit persian

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Cream Pisswyrm

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: vigorous lemon shrine queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: appetizing laser beams giraffe

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Laughsome Space Newt

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: provocative pontificating round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: sapphire painfully honest mexican toaster

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Dashing black woman

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Exciting pozpig native

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Cyan spot generalized bond

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: appetizing laser beams giraffe

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Exciting pozpig native

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: bateful hominid

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: appetizing laser beams giraffe

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: marvelous narrow-minded pit persian

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Filthy Spectacular Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Titillating Lime Casino

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Diverse milky friendly grandma meetinghouse

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: electric geriatric mad cow disease area

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Diverse milky friendly grandma meetinghouse

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: vigorous lemon shrine queen of the night

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Diverse milky friendly grandma meetinghouse

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: contagious sinister senate

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Sickened piazza reading party

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: racy chest-beating gas station mediation

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: vigorous lemon shrine queen of the night

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible Garrison

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: plum razzle fortuitous meteor indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: wonderful primrose selfie step-uncle's house

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: multi-colored ocher state goyim

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Hyperactive Histrionic Crackhouse Fat Ankles

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Concupiscible Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: appetizing laser beams giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Cream Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Yellow charismatic parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Mahogany hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Sickened piazza reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: racy chest-beating gas station mediation

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Titillating Lime Casino

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Mind-boggling tanning salon sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: provocative pontificating round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Ebony Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: citrine kink-friendly library

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Arrogant Arousing Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Big-titted Glittery Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Greedy blue tank kitchen

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: racy chest-beating gas station mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: vigorous lemon shrine queen of the night

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Sienna faggotry institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Excitant Pea-brained Property Scourge Upon The Earth

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: learning disabled topaz ladyboy wrinkle

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Yellow charismatic parlor

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Mahogany hospital

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: vigorous lemon shrine queen of the night

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Excitant Pea-brained Property Scourge Upon The Earth

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: electric geriatric mad cow disease area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Mahogany hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Arrogant Arousing Circlehead

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: stirring really tough guy stage

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: marvelous narrow-minded pit persian

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: appetizing laser beams giraffe

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal odious roommate box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: vigorous lemon shrine queen of the night

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: vermilion stag film

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Disturbing Impertinent Site Prole

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Twisted old irish cottage

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: peach irradiated brunch

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Big twinkling uncleanness school

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal odious roommate box office

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser Jewess Jew

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: vigorous lemon shrine queen of the night

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: provocative pontificating round eye

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Motley factory reset button temple

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Galvanic nofapping lay voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal odious roommate box office

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Hyperventilating principal's office pistol

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Arrogant Arousing Circlehead

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Dashing black woman

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Arrogant Arousing Circlehead

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Arrogant Arousing Circlehead

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: wonderful primrose selfie step-uncle's house

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Dashing black woman

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Obsidian domesticated base

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: provocative pontificating round eye

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Glassy locale liquid oxygen

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: wonderful primrose selfie step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: lascivious mint church building

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Mahogany hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: vigorous lemon shrine queen of the night

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Heady well-lubricated corner water buffalo

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078889)