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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
maize pit
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
maize pit
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
maize pit
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
maize pit
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
maize pit
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Learning disabled anal persian
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker
  08/18/13
k
Learning disabled anal persian
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Holy shit not flame?
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  08/18/13
Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker
  08/18/13
180000000000
Mind-boggling Poppy Indian Lodge
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
copper center mother
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
Walnut flickering market legend
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Walnut flickering market legend
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker
  08/18/13
180
Walnut flickering market legend
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
maize pit
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
maize pit
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
maize pit
  08/18/13
I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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  08/18/13
Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissw...
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crying laughing at this
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criminally underrated
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  08/18/13
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180 will do.
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She’s watching the grandkids now.
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180 idea, 160 execution on the flame
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Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker
  08/18/13
ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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Some great reasons to never have kids itt.
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180 thread
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  08/19/13
Steal them back.
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UPDATE?
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  10/22/13
We got new butt plugs.
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  08/07/14
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  08/23/15
ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna t...
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  08/23/15
i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about b...
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  08/23/15
cr congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife....
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  08/23/15
ATD.
histrionic step-uncle's house
  08/23/15
Nah, I wifed. Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.
Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker
  08/23/15
Lmao
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you on fetlife bro?
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Yeah.
Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker
  08/23/15
as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by ursel...
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  08/23/15
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Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker
  08/23/15
ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
unhinged bipolar property boltzmann
  08/23/15
of course
Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker
  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
unhinged bipolar property boltzmann
  08/23/15
jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
yolo bro
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  08/23/15
My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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  08/23/15
why just one?
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  08/23/15
She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don'...
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: maize pit

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: maize pit

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: maize pit

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: maize pit

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: maize pit

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Learning disabled anal persian

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Learning disabled anal persian

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Motley Business Firm Half-breed

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Sable talking school cafeteria telephone

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Godawful blue crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37185700)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Dingle Berry Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37185629)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Slate parlor

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Sable talking school cafeteria telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Lemon Disrespectful Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26078339)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Appetizing Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: hateful abode turdskin

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Poppy Indian Lodge

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: copper center mother

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Walnut flickering market legend

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Walnut flickering market legend

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Walnut flickering market legend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: maize pit

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: maize pit

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: maize pit

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: maize pit

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: provocative philosopher-king garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608187)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: galvanic garnet cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608325)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Godawful blue crackhouse

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Amber scourge upon the earth house



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Pearl pea-brained native antidepressant drug

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: glassy federal corner

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Walnut flickering market legend

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Aquamarine lascivious hunting ground hospital



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Fighting Magenta Stain



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Sable talking school cafeteria telephone



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: startling cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Heady zombie-like brethren

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: razzle jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Theatre Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: gaped site skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: claret chest-beating boiling water meetinghouse

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: startled self-absorbed travel guidebook

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Costumed burgundy theater stage

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Costumed burgundy theater stage

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: irradiated dark digit ratio

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: startled self-absorbed travel guidebook

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Learning disabled anal persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: mint excitant lettuce

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: razzle jew

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Walnut flickering market legend

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Pearl pea-brained native antidepressant drug

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Sable talking school cafeteria telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Massive Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Massive Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Sable talking school cafeteria telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: gaped site skinny woman

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Poppy Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Lemon Disrespectful Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: bearded scarlet theater tank

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: unhinged bipolar property boltzmann

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: unhinged bipolar property boltzmann

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: unhinged bipolar property boltzmann

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: unhinged bipolar property boltzmann

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: histrionic step-uncle's house

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: unhinged bipolar property boltzmann

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: unhinged bipolar property boltzmann

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: unhinged bipolar property boltzmann

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: histrionic step-uncle's house

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Elite hall goal in life

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: sepia awkward masturbator university

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: unhinged bipolar property boltzmann

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: unhinged bipolar property boltzmann

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: unhinged bipolar property boltzmann

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: copper center mother

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: copper center mother

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: outnumbered adventurous feces sanctuary

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: outnumbered adventurous feces sanctuary

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: unhinged bipolar property boltzmann

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Twinkling Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: abusive lavender heaven

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: violet electric furnace

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: tantric brass library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Ivory house-broken new version weed whacker

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Laughsome Hideous Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#40213400)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: impressive vigorous private investor

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Boyish Snowy Office Son Of Senegal

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Stimulating Azn Casino

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Trailer Park

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Godawful blue crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: khaki yapping shrine macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: tantric brass library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Titillating stubborn headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Pearl pea-brained native antidepressant drug

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Twinkling Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#42929195)