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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
Ebony Toaster
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
cracking death wish
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
floppy buff international law enforcement agency deer antler
  03/02/24
...
chartreuse church
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Saffron magical messiness bawdyhouse
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
cracking death wish
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Saffron magical messiness bawdyhouse
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
cracking death wish
  03/02/24
lmao
flushed gaming laptop
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
Primrose kitty
  03/03/24
...
spectacular corner
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
demanding pearly school
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
Ebony Toaster
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Hyperactive swashbuckling business firm idea he suggested
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
Ebony Toaster
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Hyperactive swashbuckling business firm idea he suggested
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
Vibrant house main people
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
startled gold site
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
big codepig private investor
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
vermilion marvelous locale
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Blathering Olive Hell
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Mustard electric furnace gay wizard
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
learning disabled boistinker
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
galvanic double fault
  03/02/24
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  03/02/24
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azure mad-dog skullcap
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
milky supple school cafeteria voyeur
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
azure mad-dog skullcap
  03/02/24
...
flushed gaming laptop
  03/03/24
...
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  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
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  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
Ebony Toaster
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Twinkling Infuriating Theatre New Version
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
Ebony Toaster
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Twinkling Infuriating Theatre New Version
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
unholy fortuitous meteor point
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Saffron magical messiness bawdyhouse
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
Ebony Toaster
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
aromatic idiotic weed whacker
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
Ebony Toaster
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
out-of-control mental disorder
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
Bossy hunting ground parlor
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
Ebony Toaster
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
provocative blood rage
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
vermilion marvelous locale
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
startled gold site
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
learning disabled boistinker
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
Vibrant house main people
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
learning disabled boistinker
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
soul-stirring flesh public bath
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
transparent garrison
  03/03/24
"shit"
Mustard electric furnace gay wizard
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
Chocolate lay
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
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  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
ruby adventurous becky
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
transparent garrison
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
Gay space legend
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
ungodly beady-eyed people who are hurt
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
Orchid Ratface
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
low-t dragon digit ratio
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
Ebony Toaster
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
White cerebral organic girlfriend whorehouse
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
Ebony Toaster
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
Hyperactive swashbuckling business firm idea he suggested
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
Ebony Toaster
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
demanding pearly school
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
transparent garrison
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
effete place of business
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
Ebony Toaster
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
effete place of business
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
Ebony Toaster
  03/11/24
...
arousing keepsake machete
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
Vibrant house main people
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
Ultramarine dilemma
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
learning disabled boistinker
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
learning disabled boistinker
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
Blathering Olive Hell
  03/11/24
...
Ultramarine dilemma
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
effete place of business
  03/11/24
120
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spectacular corner
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
Ebony Toaster
  03/12/24
...
Garnet menage
  03/12/24
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blue forum
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
Ebony Toaster
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
vermilion marvelous locale
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
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  03/13/24
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  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
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  03/13/24
...
chartreuse church
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
Glittery crystalline national
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
Ultramarine dilemma
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
abusive motley regret dopamine
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
Gay space legend
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
ungodly beady-eyed people who are hurt
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
White cerebral organic girlfriend whorehouse
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
contagious walnut trailer park elastic band
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
Ebony Toaster
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/13/24
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Ebony Toaster
  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
Glittery crystalline national
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
Ebony Toaster
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
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  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
startled gold site
  03/16/24
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Electric center
  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
Ebony Toaster
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
UN peacekeeper
  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
chartreuse church
  03/16/24
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arousing keepsake machete
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
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  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
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  03/16/24
Pulling for you
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  03/16/24
...
Vibrant house main people
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
ungodly beady-eyed people who are hurt
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
federal gas station
  03/16/24
we're all for you
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  03/16/24
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ
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  03/16/24
We here for you brother
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  03/16/24
problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP ...
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  03/17/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Ebony Toaster

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: cracking death wish

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: floppy buff international law enforcement agency deer antler

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: chartreuse church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Saffron magical messiness bawdyhouse

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: cracking death wish

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Saffron magical messiness bawdyhouse

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: cracking death wish

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: flushed gaming laptop

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Primrose kitty

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: spectacular corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: demanding pearly school

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Ebony Toaster

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Hyperactive swashbuckling business firm idea he suggested

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Ebony Toaster

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Hyperactive swashbuckling business firm idea he suggested

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Vibrant house main people

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: startled gold site

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: big codepig private investor

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: vermilion marvelous locale

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Blathering Olive Hell

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Mustard electric furnace gay wizard

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: learning disabled boistinker

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: galvanic double fault

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: milky supple school cafeteria voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: azure mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457477)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: milky supple school cafeteria voyeur

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: azure mad-dog skullcap

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: flushed gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457857)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Hairraiser slap-happy clown casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484626)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible Shimmering Halford

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Ebony Toaster

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Twinkling Infuriating Theatre New Version

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Ebony Toaster

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Twinkling Infuriating Theatre New Version

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: unholy fortuitous meteor point

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Saffron magical messiness bawdyhouse

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Ebony Toaster

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: aromatic idiotic weed whacker

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Ebony Toaster

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: out-of-control mental disorder

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Bossy hunting ground parlor

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Ebony Toaster

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: provocative blood rage

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: vermilion marvelous locale

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: startled gold site

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: learning disabled boistinker

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Vibrant house main people

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: learning disabled boistinker

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring flesh public bath

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: transparent garrison

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Mustard electric furnace gay wizard

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Chocolate lay

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: peach underhanded haunted graveyard

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: ruby adventurous becky

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: jade athletic conference brunch

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: transparent garrison

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Gay space legend

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: ungodly beady-eyed people who are hurt

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Orchid Ratface

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: low-t dragon digit ratio

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Ebony Toaster

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: White cerebral organic girlfriend whorehouse

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Ebony Toaster

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Hyperactive swashbuckling business firm idea he suggested

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Ebony Toaster

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: demanding pearly school

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: transparent garrison

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: effete place of business

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Ebony Toaster

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: effete place of business

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Ebony Toaster

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: arousing keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Vibrant house main people

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Ultramarine dilemma

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: learning disabled boistinker

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: learning disabled boistinker

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Blathering Olive Hell

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Ultramarine dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: effete place of business

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: passionate poppy sneaky criminal gaping

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: spectacular corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Ebony Toaster

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Garnet menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: blue forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Ebony Toaster

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: vermilion marvelous locale

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Glittery crystalline national

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: contagious walnut trailer park elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: sepia foreskin

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: chartreuse church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Glittery crystalline national

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Ultramarine dilemma

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: abusive motley regret dopamine

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Gay space legend

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: ungodly beady-eyed people who are hurt

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: White cerebral organic girlfriend whorehouse

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: contagious walnut trailer park elastic band

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Ebony Toaster

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: startled gold site

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Lemon associate azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Clear bespoke queen of the night water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: irate crawly institution dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: arousing keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: silver nudist senate

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: vermilion marvelous locale

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Ebony Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Glittery crystalline national

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Ebony Toaster

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Excitant bearded piazza

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: startled gold site

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: Electric center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Ebony Toaster

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: chartreuse church

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: arousing keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Obsidian curious stock car chapel

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Fishy cuckold abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: fluffy police squad persian

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Brindle fragrant pervert

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Vibrant house main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: ungodly beady-eyed people who are hurt

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: federal gas station

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Garnet menage

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy skinny woman

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: sepia foreskin

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: effete place of business

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: misanthropic pink sweet tailpipe

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#49545077)