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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
elite spectacular turdskin
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Sable Alcoholic Corner
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
elite spectacular turdskin
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Sable Alcoholic Corner
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
elite spectacular turdskin
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Sable Alcoholic Corner
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
elite spectacular turdskin
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Sable Alcoholic Corner
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
elite spectacular turdskin
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Sable Alcoholic Corner
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
elite spectacular turdskin
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Exciting pocket flask
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
elite spectacular turdskin
  08/18/13
k
Exciting pocket flask
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
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  08/18/13
180000000000
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  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
elite spectacular turdskin
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
Idiotic locus
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
insanely creepy multi-colored point
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
elite spectacular turdskin
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
insanely creepy multi-colored point
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
elite spectacular turdskin
  08/18/13
180
insanely creepy multi-colored point
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
Sable Alcoholic Corner
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
elite spectacular turdskin
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
Sable Alcoholic Corner
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
elite spectacular turdskin
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
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I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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We got new butt plugs.
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ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
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  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
aqua electric furnace
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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  08/23/15
yolo bro
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Sable Alcoholic Corner

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Sable Alcoholic Corner

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Sable Alcoholic Corner

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Sable Alcoholic Corner

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Sable Alcoholic Corner

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Exciting pocket flask

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Exciting pocket flask

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Fighting flesh round eye

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: appetizing harsh stage

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Gold anal keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37185700)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: glittery knife nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37185629)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.,,.,.,:;,.....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#50002877)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Big place of business

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: appetizing harsh stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: arousing domesticated goyim kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26078339)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Slate boiling water private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Pearly startling toaster half-breed

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good trip ape hall

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Idiotic locus

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: insanely creepy multi-colored point

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: insanely creepy multi-colored point

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: insanely creepy multi-colored point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Sable Alcoholic Corner

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Sable Alcoholic Corner

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Sable Alcoholic Corner

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Sable Alcoholic Corner

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Purple principal's office bbw



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Stirring Sticky Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608325)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Gold anal keepsake machete

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Flushed House Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#39229259)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: lime juggernaut piazza

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Cracking sapphire hospital

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: insanely creepy multi-colored point

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling talking hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867758)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Buff giraffe



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: appetizing harsh stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26243314)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: saffron mentally impaired tank field



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: honey-headed sanctuary

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Sexy learning disabled temple fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: galvanic ultramarine cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Naked Spot Prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Pearl demanding coldplay fan

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: twinkling bateful feces

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Primrose skinny woman

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Primrose skinny woman

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Unholy indian lodge

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: twinkling bateful feces

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Exciting pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Diverse bawdyhouse

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Sexy learning disabled temple fat ankles

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: insanely creepy multi-colored point

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: lime juggernaut piazza

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: appetizing harsh stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: hairless chapel immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: hairless chapel immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: appetizing harsh stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Naked Spot Prole

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good trip ape hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: arousing domesticated goyim kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle parlour factory reset button

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: aqua electric furnace

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: aqua electric furnace

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: aqua electric furnace

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: aqua electric furnace

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: laughsome brindle station

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: aqua electric furnace

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: aqua electric furnace

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: aqua electric furnace

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: laughsome brindle station

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: autistic old irish cottage

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: coral pistol

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: aqua electric furnace

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: aqua electric furnace

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: aqua electric furnace

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Idiotic locus

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Idiotic locus

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Shimmering nofapping sandwich plaza

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Shimmering nofapping sandwich plaza

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: aqua electric furnace

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: bull headed stag film azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: supple den trust fund

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Thriller amber telephone whorehouse

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: crystalline hairraiser headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: henna forum quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: translucent bipolar gaping

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: 180 school cafeteria

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed orchestra pit

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: massive concupiscible mother associate

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Gold anal keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Irradiated office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: crystalline hairraiser headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Peach big-titted gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: lime juggernaut piazza

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: elite spectacular turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: bull headed stag film azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Reputation#50002879)