As a married man, I’d never cheat because it’s way too much effort
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: .,.,...,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,...,:,.,.:.:.,:.::.,.
I already know I’d feel really guilty for doing it, so that prevents me from cheating. But it also seems like too much work and stress to make it happen unless you’re a super chad. I’m not going to go on secret dates and put in work to convince a woman to fuck at age 45
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2Reputation#50083626) |
Date: August 21st, 2026 4:35 PM Author: gibberish (?)
Cr. My wife has accused my millions of times. But she ignores the fact I'm terrible at managing details for nearly every aspect in my life but somehow for this one topic I turn into James Bond. Lol she has also asked me about lol lol lol a fucking emotional affair...I assume this means dealing with some chicks bullshit but minus the sex.
Tbf if a guy cheats and wants to risk his family the most responsible thing would be to see a professional escort.
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:43 PM Author: Ivan Bourne Tall III
Got caught in my early 30’s. It’s 100% worth it. Your T is through the roof. When approaching women you don’t care if they reject you because you have a wife and kids at home, so you come across as more confident. Your lifts in the gym are through the roof as your adrenaline is pumping that some 19 year old has a Snapchat masturbation video that you’re gonna open the second you get in your car.
There’s two types of cheating: full blown cheating and “edging”. Edging can still get your heart pumping when you realize “shit this 19 year old still thinks highly enough of me to entertain my bullshit.” Nothing wrong as a married man to do this as validation and then cut it off before your dick goes in her. It’s fun and you can recover a little better when caught bc you can always tell your wife “well I never actually did it.” It’ll still almost ruin the marriage but not as much as if you had a full blown affair.
But that chad thing is correct. As a 5’9 male with all my hair and a great face blue eyes and a mark whalberg physique, I still have to put effort in and the effort is what gets you caught. If I was 6’4 I could just walk into a bar breed her and never see her again.
But it can still be done if you’re not a chad. Not flame if you get rejected by 100 out of 100 women you’ll still be confident that I saw a beautiful girl, said to myself she’s mine and approached her even if I got rejected.
Cheating is a MUST to keep your T high into your 40’s.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2Reputation#50083665) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 8:30 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
Edging seems like the most epic waste of time and energy imaginable. All of the work with no payoff.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2Reputation#50083766) |
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Date: August 21st, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
I've never liked the chase but I guess I see your point about it helping you maintain your exercise routine?
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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
Real cheating does seem complicated, but for the price of a couple of fancy pizzas I can get a full service massage from a wide eyed 18 year old Asian chick who gets sopping wet from my BWC
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Date: August 21st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
They definitely exist but cost much more than 2 "fancy" pizzas.
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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:48 AM Author: your black future grandkids
There isn't anywhere in the states where getting a massage with a happy ending or (and certainly not full-blown sex) costs you as much as a couple of fancy pizzas. That's going to cost you at least $200 just for the massage and the happy ending and going all the way will cost you 2-3x that much.
The only way you are getting sex under $100 is if you get a literal streetwalker.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2Reputation#50084952)
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Date: August 21st, 2026 10:14 PM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
"it’s way too much effort"
For you maybe
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2Reputation#50084272) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2026 4:40 AM Author: Ivan Bourne Tall III
You’ve woken up hung over morning after a wedding and reach for your phone and go out to the living room and your wife is holding it with tears in her eyes and your three kids (we have 5 now) have their shoes on because she’s going to leave you after finding 5 years of your shenanigans?
Then she goes to your sisters house crying and calls the just turned 20 year old light skinned white girl looking Latina who you’ve been banging for a year and a half and even though the chick swore to you “if we’re ever caught ill deny it to the death” but one second of your wife’s terrifying voice on the phone causes her to spill all the beans for 45 minutes?
I got away with hiding this shit for FIVE YEARS then one fuckin slip up.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2Reputation#50084701) |
Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:42 AM Author: your black future grandkids
If you have a job that allows you to travel to different cities I can understand hiring a prostitute every now and then but having a full-blown affair seems foolish.
The lying, the deception, having to find places to meet up, getting hotels and the second telephone (and assuming your spouse doesn't look at your bank transactions and ask why you are booking hotels so often).
Then if you get caught, you are likely looking at a divorce, losing a lot of money in the process, disappointing your wife and ruining your relationship with your kids.
On top of that you have the stress of potentially getting caught hanging over your head. Is new pussy worth all that?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2Reputation#50084945) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2026 12:31 PM Author: your black future grandkids
Totally agree. With a full-on affair you always have the fear that your wife could find out and also the fear that your mistress could catch feelings and get in contact with your wife. I don't need that type of stress in my life.
Honestly, even getting a prostitute is expensive and risky. Getting an attractive prostitute from a reputable service where you don't have to worry about testing operation to catch Johns is going to cost you $500+ every single time. Is getting a nut off worth that much?
Also, you have to hope your wife never asks why you are withdrawing that much money from ATM. The most I would do is a happy ending after massage.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895716&forum_id=2Reputation#50085123) |
Date: August 22nd, 2026 11:04 AM Author: ,,..,.,,,..,.,,:;,.:;
Meanwhile most boomers & silent gen had entire second families the other didn’t know or care about and everyone was happy
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