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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
Curious walnut incel
  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
crawly chestnut lettuce
  03/14/20
Go over and help him finish.
Domesticated Fluffy Codepig
  03/14/20
He's obliged to
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  03/14/20
cr. bro code.
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  03/14/20
Apartments are prole.
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  03/14/20
These are condos with a rental limit
Curious walnut incel
  03/14/20
*MFH posters furious*
frozen violent roast beef
  03/14/20
upset
Domesticated Fluffy Codepig
  03/14/20
Twist: he can't get off without an audience
misanthropic histrionic roommate crotch
  03/14/20
Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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  03/14/20
This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
Curious walnut incel
  03/14/20
Did you cum
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Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?
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he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close...
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I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on
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Damn
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im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up
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If she can't take you at your worst
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rut roh
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amazing follow up
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Count to twenty
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: Curious walnut incel

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: crawly chestnut lettuce

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Domesticated Fluffy Codepig

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: impressive candlestick maker

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Razzle mustard house

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: wine mind-boggling half-breed

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: Curious walnut incel

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: frozen violent roast beef

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Domesticated Fluffy Codepig

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: misanthropic histrionic roommate crotch

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: balding spruce stain

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: Curious walnut incel

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: supple lemon gaming laptop step-uncle's house

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: mentally impaired tanning salon organic girlfriend

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: fishy soggy potus double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39764341)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: awkward public bath rigor

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: jade center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: indecent twinkling uncleanness home

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: Self-centered lime tank faggotry

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: Curious walnut incel

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Vengeful Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: appetizing police squad lay

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: olive orchestra pit

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: aphrodisiac dun toilet seat principal's office

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: Curious walnut incel

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: insane citrine regret market

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Curious walnut incel

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: appetizing police squad lay

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Abnormal galvanic stage

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Demanding meetinghouse french chef

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: olive orchestra pit

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Curious walnut incel

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Very tactful temple masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: 180 electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39765473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: electric buff hunting ground round eye

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: alcoholic fat ankles love of her life

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Curious walnut incel

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: alcoholic fat ankles love of her life

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: Curious walnut incel

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone twinkling whorehouse

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Diverse school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39766981)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: alcoholic fat ankles love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39767803)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Peach sandwich becky

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: indecent twinkling uncleanness home

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: Razzle mustard house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39763410)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone twinkling whorehouse

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: Boyish Apoplectic Ticket Booth Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39763583)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Curious walnut incel

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: indecent twinkling uncleanness home

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: vibrant voyeur doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39764365)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: rose charismatic brethren corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39765121)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: balding spruce stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39765145)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: 180 electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39765467)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: Charcoal travel guidebook native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: awkward public bath rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Brilliant Cruise Ship

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Mewling kitchen associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling stage mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: Shimmering Fragrant Lodge Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: indecent twinkling uncleanness home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Chocolate Mother Range

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: self-absorbed circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Plum sadistic wrinkle

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Diverse school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: Adventurous Property Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: balding spruce stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: naked drunken church

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: awkward public bath rigor

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: alcoholic fat ankles love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: indecent twinkling uncleanness home

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: anal hateful institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: Diverse school cafeteria

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Mewling kitchen associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: arousing ungodly jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling stage mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: dark sex offender

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: Pearl Racy Shitlib Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: Nudist godawful degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Claret idea he suggested

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Curious walnut incel

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: anal hateful institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: rose charismatic brethren corn cake

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: Razzle mustard house

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: rose charismatic brethren corn cake

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: Rusted Laughsome Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: hairraiser orchid nowag

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: underhanded vermilion scourge upon the earth windowlicker

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: Curious walnut incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: Slimy pocket flask

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: bronze high-end stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: flirting trump supporter ceo

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Rambunctious faggot firefighter

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: self-absorbed circlehead

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: 180 electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: light floppy immigrant

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: balding spruce stain

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: Curious walnut incel

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: Mint Fighting Ape Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: 180 electric furnace

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: balding spruce stain

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Chocolate Mother Range

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: Brilliant Cruise Ship

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Razzle mustard house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Cracking Lake Nursing Home

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: awkward public bath rigor

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: appetizing police squad lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: Mewling kitchen associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: passionate alpha

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: 180 electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: Filthy Insanely Creepy Abode Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: alcoholic fat ankles love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: Slimy pocket flask

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Razzle mustard house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: onyx coiffed jap set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Diverse school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: Thirsty exhilarant idiot gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: indecent twinkling uncleanness home

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Cracking Lake Nursing Home

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: indecent twinkling uncleanness home

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone twinkling whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: Brilliant Cruise Ship

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: Boyish Apoplectic Ticket Booth Really Tough Guy

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: Curious walnut incel

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: Cracking Lake Nursing Home

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: Boyish Apoplectic Ticket Booth Really Tough Guy

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: Slimy pocket flask

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: Rambunctious faggot firefighter

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: 180 electric furnace

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: misanthropic histrionic roommate crotch

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: Curious walnut incel

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Brilliant Cruise Ship

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: Aromatic Arrogant Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: Nubile telephone

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: Curious walnut incel

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: Brilliant Cruise Ship

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: insane citrine regret market

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Curious walnut incel

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: geriatric selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Brilliant Cruise Ship

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: bronze high-end stead

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: Saffron philosopher-king corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: indecent twinkling uncleanness home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: concupiscible theatre coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: hairraiser orchid nowag

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: harsh casino

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: indecent twinkling uncleanness home

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: Thirsty exhilarant idiot gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Reputation#49346693)