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If you guys had followed TBF’s advice to invest in Tesla back in 2021

Your investment would be up over 3% today, and you’d o...
'"''"''''''''"""'"
  07/10/25
To be fair, Actually, here's a nice time/date stamped &qu...
To be fair
  07/10/25
$230/share is the split-adjusted price. It was trading below...
'"''"''''''''"""'"
  07/10/25
To be fair, Right, so, in summary, advising people to &qu...
To be fair
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To be fair, (Also I love this "that's the split-adju...
To be fair
  07/10/25
(outted as WSB-level retard)
'"''"''''''''"""'"
  07/10/25
and wow here’s you touting Tesla and bragging about yo...
'"''"''''''''"""'"
  07/10/25
To be fair, Lmao wow I'm so cooked, goddamn TSLA was PURE...
To be fair
  07/10/25
I see, so when you post one of your old threads touting Tesl...
'"''"''''''''"""'"
  07/10/25
To be fair, You: "LOL great job TBF, so you're up 5%...
To be fair
  07/10/25
10 months after his post, it went to $400. I'd say it was a ...
mountain cat
  07/11/25
and if you had held the entire time instead of picking an ar...
Business school fucking ROCKS!!!
  07/11/25
To be fair, Wow... so you're saying that volatile specula...
To be fair
  07/11/25
so any time someone makes a casual investment recommendation...
mountain cat
  07/11/25
...yes? What the fuck kind of question is that? Unless other...
Business school fucking ROCKS!!!
  07/11/25
To be fair, Lmao tyft Incidentally, thie is exactly th...
To be fair
  07/11/25
So you agree with my assessment that the default subtext is ...
Business school fucking ROCKS!!!
  07/11/25
so if someone says "buy this stock or crypto," the...
mountain cat
  07/11/25
No? The expectation is though that it will be for a reasonab...
Business school fucking ROCKS!!!
  07/11/25
You can just say "i'm a baby".
mountain cat
  07/11/25
To be fair, Lol Just lmao even What more is there t...
To be fair
  07/11/25
...do you think capital gains are taxed on principal investe...
NSAM pissed we use time dilation to make GPS work
  07/10/25
no dummy you’d pay 15% on your 3% gains. So if you had...
'"''"''''''''"""'"
  07/10/25
Stop Wasting Money On Rent Hehe
the impurest thoughts
  07/10/25
long term capital gains tax doesn't kick in until about $50k...
NSAM pissed we use time dilation to make GPS work
  07/10/25
maybe for a prole like you with no other income that would b...
'"''"''''''''"""'"
  07/10/25
then why'd you say 15% instead of 15% or 20%? you picked an ...
NSAM pissed we use time dilation to make GPS work
  07/10/25
you’re reaching here to cover for your retarded subthr...
'"''"''''''''"""'"
  07/10/25
the non-sequitur adhom confirms it. this is just what retard...
NSAM pissed we use time dilation to make GPS work
  07/10/25
whoa, I had to stop and think about what "capital gains...
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  07/10/25
Smartest and Richest Investor on Earth
the impurest thoughts
  07/10/25
is that the first year tbf recommended an investment in tsla...
richard clock
  07/10/25
To be fair, Pumos now declaring that ackkkkkkkkkkkkshuall...
To be fair
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Tell us more about how you only bought during the dips durin...
'"''"''''''''"""'"
  07/10/25
To be fair, "Oh so you only bought during the dips d...
To be fair
  07/10/25
What were some of your best 2010s Tesla pwns, friend?
Business school fucking ROCKS!!!
  07/10/25
Nocoiner here. I recall bort discussions in 2010/11 about Bi...
End of quote. Repeat the line.
  07/10/25
To be fair, Jewish XO Pumos will tell you with a straight...
To be fair
  07/10/25
Brother can you link to some of your classic TSLA prediction...
Business school fucking ROCKS!!!
  07/10/25
To be fair, How does January 2021 sound? https://autoa...
To be fair
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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:40 PM Author: To be fair(Semi-Retar...
Business school fucking ROCKS!!!
  07/10/25
To be fair, Lmao wait so instead of just admitting that y...
To be fair
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So you are sticking with your story that if you invested in ...
Business school fucking ROCKS!!!
  07/10/25
To be fair, *Looks at my TSLA stack which is literally 30...
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Of course man, keep on keepin on. This was a great exchange ...
Business school fucking ROCKS!!!
  07/10/25
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693292&mc=15...
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TBF is still a top poster and not retarded these days. He de...
Business school fucking ROCKS!!!
  07/11/25
TBF's recommendation of TSLA seems to be based on the compan...
bath faith jew engaging in argument in bad faith
  07/11/25
He literally made the claim in this thread that you would've...
Business school fucking ROCKS!!!
  07/11/25
i read the thread but legitimately missed that. if he said t...
bath faith jew engaging in argument in bad faith
  07/11/25
To be fair, OK since you won't answer my question about w...
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Hey man all that stuff's great. I agree Tesla is a great com...
Business school fucking ROCKS!!!
  07/11/25
To be fair, Whoa... so actually, now that we've talked, y...
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Yeah I agree with all that stuff. Elon generally knows what ...
Business school fucking ROCKS!!!
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To be fair, Sorry brother, I really want to respond here ...
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mountain cat
  07/11/25
To be fair, (Guy who gets it) Just remember that you'r...
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Gay Grandpa
  07/11/25
(homosexual grandfather)
bath faith jew engaging in argument in bad faith
  07/11/25
Quotemos who definitely arent jewish having a rough time ITT
pepito tp is an illegal immigrant
  07/11/25
i have made a new monikor in honor of this thread
bath faith jew engaging in argument in bad faith
  07/11/25
...
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  07/11/25
Do people still think capital gains are taxed on principal i...
https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK
  07/11/25


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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: '"''"''''''''"""'"

Your investment would be up over 3% today, and you’d only owe 15% taxes due to long term capital gains



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49090288)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

Actually, here's a nice time/date stamped "Buy TSLA and BTC Now" TBF thread from January 2021: https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4726762&mc=40&forum_id=2. Fun fact: TSLA was ~$230/share when I made this thread (current price is ~$310), and then a year and a half later there was a 3:1 stock split.

Great thread, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49091104)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: '"''"''''''''"""'"

$230/share is the split-adjusted price. It was trading below that as recently as April, or the start of the current MLB season. Great 4.5-year investment you pitched there. 👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49091304)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

Right, so, in summary, advising people to "buy TSLA" back in early 2021 actually WAS a financially retarded call (when you REALLY think about it according to unhinged shitlib kike Pumos on XO), and as usual TBF was wrong about everything. IMO you should make sure to bump this thread like 100x so that everyone sees it and is reminded of just how stupid I really am.

BTW, it's so hard to believe that almost everyone in the world now hates (((you people))) and wants to see (((you))) dead. Crazy stuff, I'll truly never understand it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49091341)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

(Also I love this "that's the split-adjusted price retard stonk splits don't mean shit you dumb faggot" take that you and your other Jewish compadres are pushing ITT.

Gee golly, it's so weird that many big successful companies looking to boost their stonk prices over time often end up periodically doing stonk splits, even though clearly stonk splits don't actually have any impact on human psychology vis-a-vis market dynamics... bizarre! Oh well, just one of those totally random and inexplicable things that happen sometimes in the world for unknown reasons, I guess!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49091359)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: '"''"''''''''"""'"

(outted as WSB-level retard)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49091425)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: '"''"''''''''"""'"

and wow here’s you touting Tesla and bragging about your investment in it when it was trading at $332/share OVER THREE FUCKING YEARS AGO…

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5093648&mc=29&forum_id=2

…which….

*checks math*

…means you’ve made a whopping -7% return on any shares you’ve been holding since then

Great call buddy 👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49091508)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

Lmao wow I'm so cooked, goddamn TSLA was PURE SHIT why did I ever buy this stupid stonk?

Hey btw just out of curiosity, what % of days during the last five years has TSLA been trading higher than $310/share (aka the price it's currently selling for today)?

Obviously I'm not accusing you of shamelessly cherry-picking data points to artificially support your contention that it would have been stupid to buy TSLA back in 2021 and hold it until July 2025 or anything like that, I'm just curious since we're having a good faith conversation about how terrible TSLA is and what a complete retard I am and you seem to really know your shit.

TYIA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49091851)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: '"''"''''''''"""'"

I see, so when you post one of your old threads touting Tesla, it’s confirmation that you made a great call

When I literally do the exact same thing, I’m “cherry-picking data?”

Say, you wouldn’t happen to know in which aisle the gefilte fish is located, would you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49091878)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

You: "LOL great job TBF, so you're up 5% or whatever on your TSLA after five years, wowwww amazing what a financial genius."

Me: "Uh... well here's one old thread I randomly found after 2 minutes of searching where I advised people to buy TSLA back when it was trading at ~$230. Considering that TSLA is currently trading at $310 (down from a ATH of $420) and that numerous respected traders have it listed as a 'Buy' with a near-term target of $400+, even from that one data point alone I think this was a pretty good cal--"

You: "So you admit that you're a retard who made a stupid call here? Thanks for playing. No wonder you're broke. Faggot. PS: You're also the REAL Jew, and we all know it."

Devastating stuff, Ari. You really showed me what's what ITT. Please continue to bump this for years to come, I'm sure this exchange will age like fine wine as TSLA inevitably backslides down to zero ("Just wait two weeks").

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49091946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:59 AM
Author: mountain cat

10 months after his post, it went to $400. I'd say it was a pretty good pick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49092674)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Business school fucking ROCKS!!! (🧐)

and if you had held the entire time instead of picking an arbitrary date you'd have underperformed the S&P 500 by a significant margin (+30% instead of +70%). unless you're TBF, who as he explained in great detail ITT made a 300% profit because none of us understand how stock splits work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49092676)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

Wow... so you're saying that volatile speculative financial assets actually suck, when you REALLY think about it, because if you're a retard you can foolishly sell them low instead of selling them high and end up losing money?

I never thought about it like that before. Damn, that's true, huh?

OK you convinced me, fuck volatile speculative financial assets! And fuck the idiots who push them!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49093384)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: mountain cat

so any time someone makes a casual investment recommendation, the expectation is that you will hold it for 4 years regardless of price movement?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49093405)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Business school fucking ROCKS!!! (🧐)

...yes? What the fuck kind of question is that? Unless otherwise stated the default subtext "this is a stock to buy and hold for a long time", not "sell this at peak X within Y months".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49093572)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

Lmao tyft

Incidentally, thie is exactly the same "reasoning" that (((you people))) now use to justify why ackkkkkkkkkkkkkshually, "Buy BTC" WAS bad investment advice back in 2013 if you REALLY think about it.

"I told you to buy BTC when it was $1000, that was great advice."

"Yes, and it subsequently dropped to $100. Horrible."

"Well I didn't tell you to sell it when it dro--"

"Exactly, you never told me when to sell."

"That's not my job, I told you to hold. You could have easily just waited a little and sold it when it popped up to $5k, or even better, you could have gone long and just continued to hold it right up until the pre--"

"Stop giving financial advice, you clearly suck at this. That was a horrible call."

"What? Huh? If you had just bought and held it, like I clearly advised, you would have 100xd your mo--"

"Sorry, your implied 'default subtext' turned this into a horrible financial call. (((The experts))) agree that the penumbras were fully emanated here. You lose. Fuck you. Honestly, you probably owe me $1000 (plus 13 years' interest) now that I'm thinking about it..."

It really is amazing that so many people across so many different cultures and eras have sincerely wanted to murder all of you. Crazy! What are the odds of that?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49093594)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Business school fucking ROCKS!!! (🧐)

So you agree with my assessment that the default subtext is in fact when someone tells you to buy a stock or asset they mean for a the long term, and that it would be ridiculous to believe otherwise, which is why his question is so dumb? Glad we agree, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49093605)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: mountain cat

so if someone says "buy this stock or crypto," the expectation is that they hold your hand and then tell you when to sell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49093732)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Business school fucking ROCKS!!! (🧐)

No? The expectation is though that it will be for a reasonably long period of time. You're the one who said "10 months after his post, it went to $400. I'd say it was a pretty good pick.". How does that specific case, rather the default implication of a suggestion as "something to buy and hold", make it a "pretty good pick"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49093749)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: mountain cat

You can just say "i'm a baby".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49093789)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

Lol

Just lmao even

What more is there to say when confronted with this sort of insane Talmudist pilpul? "Oy vey!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49093810)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: NSAM pissed we use time dilation to make GPS work (gunneratttt)

...do you think capital gains are taxed on principal invested?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49090297)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: '"''"''''''''"""'"

no dummy you’d pay 15% on your 3% gains. So if you had invested $100,000 when TBF told you to 4 1/2 years ago you’d be walking away with $2,550 today. Thats basically free money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49090302)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: the impurest thoughts

Stop Wasting Money On Rent Hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49090307)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: NSAM pissed we use time dilation to make GPS work (gunneratttt)

long term capital gains tax doesn't kick in until about $50k so you'd pay zero. WLMAS you're such a deranged nigger and don't know wtf you're talking about. put down the bottle and stop obsessing about tbf and musk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49090328)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: '"''"''''''''"""'"

maybe for a prole like you with no other income that would be true. For 99.9% of investors the 15% gainz rate applies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49090337)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: NSAM pissed we use time dilation to make GPS work (gunneratttt)

then why'd you say 15% instead of 15% or 20%? you picked an investment principal within the 15% income bracket and just said 15%.

i think you're just a dumb nigger who doesn't know how taxes work, not that you were making unstated assumptions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49090383)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: '"''"''''''''"""'"

you’re reaching here to cover for your retarded subthread. there’s nothing incorrect about anything I posted. Honestly if this is the level of dishonesty you resort to when in a debate then it’s no surprise your wife left you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49090389)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: NSAM pissed we use time dilation to make GPS work (gunneratttt)

the non-sequitur adhom confirms it. this is just what retards do when they're called out for being retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49090411)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


whoa, I had to stop and think about what "capital gains" means for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49090309)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: the impurest thoughts

Smartest and Richest Investor on Earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49090298)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: richard clock

is that the first year tbf recommended an investment in tsla?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49090391)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

Pumos now declaring that ackkkkkkkkkkkkshually, when you REALLY thinkg about it, TBF's exhortations over the years to "buy and hold TSLA" were stupid calls in retrospect.

Wow! TBF really does lose every single time, amazing!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49090700)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: '"''"''''''''"""'"

Tell us more about how you only bought during the dips during the past five years so ACKSHULLY your investment is worth even more now than it was at the ATH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49090874)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

"Oh so you only bought during the dips during the last five years? Really? Oh really?"

If by "during the dips" you mean "during the >80% of the time in that five year window when the price of TSLA was lower than it currently is right now," actually yeah haha.

I know, what are the odds!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49091001)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Business school fucking ROCKS!!! (🧐)

What were some of your best 2010s Tesla pwns, friend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49090883)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: End of quote. Repeat the line.

Nocoiner here. I recall bort discussions in 2010/11 about Bitcoin. I looked into it and assumed it was a scam to wipe my checking account. Ignored all crypto advice ever since then. Kinda wish I'd thrown a couple grand into it back then.

If you want to discuss tbf investment advice you have to consider his crypto calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49090895)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

Jewish XO Pumos will tell you with a straight face that I (the guy who has been aggressively pushing BTC/ETH/SOL/LINK/TSLA for a decade or more) am "retarded" and "always wrong about everything."

And for proof, they'll point out that none of those assets are currently sitting at their ATHs, which QED means you're a retard for buying them and you're also a retard for still holding them.

(Except for BTC, which is indeed literally sitting at its ATH right now as I type this... but other than that...)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49091008)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:28 PM
Author: Business school fucking ROCKS!!! (🧐)

Brother can you link to some of your classic TSLA prediction pwns from, say, before 2021? Would love the chance to get a laugh at the haters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49091011)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

How does January 2021 sound?

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4726762&mc=40&forum_id=2

Fun fact: TSLA was ~$230/share when I made this thread, which would make for a decent-but-not-amazing return considering that it's currently trading at $310/share now in July 2025... except for the fact that it also did a 3:1 split in August 2022. So if you had taken my advice and bought TSLA back then, you'd currently be sitting on a >400% return on your investment.

But admittedly TSLA isn't literally sitting at ATHs right at this very moment, so QED I'm a fucking retard and I'm always wrong about everything and my financial calls are horrible.

Good thing you didn't see that thread back then and take my terrible advice!

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49091079)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: Business school fucking ROCKS!!! (🧐)

Date: July 10th, 2025 6:40 PM

Author: To be fair(Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

How does January 2021 sound?

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4726762&mc=40&forum_id=2

Fun fact: TSLA was ~$230/share when I made this thread, which would make for a decent-but-not-amazing return considering that it's currently trading at $310/share now in July 2025... except for the fact that it also did a 3:1 split in August 2022. So if you had taken my advice and bought TSLA back then, you'd currently be sitting on a >400% return on your investment.

But admittedly TSLA isn't literally sitting at ATHs right at this very moment, so QED I'm a fucking retard and I'm always wrong about everything and my financial calls are horrible.

;)

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https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA/

Just so we're clear, you're claiming that Tesla has 4xd since 2021 due to the split? Incredibly odd case that the stock price didn't seem to change at all! Crazy how everyone just suddenly 3xd their money. I guess there's no way the way the stock is tracked already takes that into account, it's surely because there was a 3x increase in valuation while stock price held steady. Elon is just that fucking good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49091119)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

Lmao wait so instead of just admitting that you just got your shit pushed in with literal time-stamped receipts here, you're going to immediately pivot to a discussion of stonk splits?

Gee, I wonder what the purpose of a stonk split is, anyway? Probably no purpose at all, companies run by retards like Tesla probably just do it for funsies... anyway I'm sure I got "pwned" here, not sure why/how but I have no doubt it happened so great job brother you sure showed everyone whatever the fuck it is that you were trying to accomplish in this subthread. I'll probably never recover, etc.

BTW, great job on not getting sucked into the TSLA scam back in January 2021. Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49091161)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Business school fucking ROCKS!!! (🧐)

So you are sticking with your story that if you invested in Tesla in January 2021, you would have 4xd your money, as seemingly the true stock price just didn't budge? That's quite the investment!

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https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/tesla-shares-limelight-3-1-stock-split-kicks-2022-08-25/

The stock opened at $302 and closed at $296.07 as the split allowed investors to get two additional shares for each they owned as of Aug. 17. It had closed at $891.29 before the split on Wednesday.

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Well that's just silly talk. I bet they just don't get stock splits. Silly me investing in the S&P 500 which is up 70% over the same time period. If only I had 4xd my money in Tesla.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49091202)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

*Looks at my TSLA stack which is literally 300% bigger than it was three years ago, even though I haven't spent a single cent purchasing any additional shares in the interim*

"Grrr... man, it sucks that this stonk split was totally meaningless and has done nothing for me as an investor and will continue to do nothing for me as an investor. Why do companies even do this shit, anyway?!"

Lol have a great day brother. Big win ITT, I might have to retire again after this. BTW if you ever figure out why companies do stonk splits, lmk... now I'm curious!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49091223)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 7:02 PM
Author: Business school fucking ROCKS!!! (🧐)

Of course man, keep on keepin on. This was a great exchange and I learned some valuable investment advice. SWeet stack, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49091235)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: MAGA Farm Animals Reeking of Trump Cologne

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5693292&mc=157&forum_id=2#48746683

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49091019)



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Date: July 10th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: """'"'"""''



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49091018)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Business school fucking ROCKS!!! (🧐)

TBF is still a top poster and not retarded these days. He deserved his MPM run and seed. Just look at this high quality output (gunner)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49092549)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: bath faith jew engaging in argument in bad faith ((zurich is stained))

TBF's recommendation of TSLA seems to be based on the company's expansion into robotaxis and home robots, which if they pay off is going to propel the stock into the stratosphere. i don't think he ever advocated buying in 2021 and selling in 2025. he's saying that he thinks the stock is at 300 today but in a decade could be well over 1000. if that doesn't come to pass, his prediction is worthy of ridicule, but all this thread is doing is pointing out that there's been volatility and choppiness with the stock in the short term.

imagine this was 2001 and he'd been urging people back in 1999 to buy AMZN only to have it lose like 90% of its value by 2001.

full disclosure: i am a retard and have put like $50k into TSLA based in part on TBF's cheerleading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49092582)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Business school fucking ROCKS!!! (🧐)

He literally made the claim in this thread that you would've 4xd from Tesla after investing in 2021 due to stock splits and that this happened to him personally. Stop backpedaling for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49092601)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: bath faith jew engaging in argument in bad faith ((zurich is stained))

i read the thread but legitimately missed that. if he said that, he's obviously wrong. however, this thread appears to be ridiculing him for recommending TSLA as a long-term play, which is what he's done when shilling for the stock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49092657)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

OK since you won't answer my question about why companies do stonk splits, here I'll answer it myself (caveat that I'm sure this is totally wrong as usual):

Do you think that TSLA's overall equity value as a value has increased as a direct result of that stonk split? I do, and clearly Elon does as well (that's why he pushed for it). BTW I never claimed it had "4xd" as a result of that split, I said it had increased in value AND given me more shares.

And on that note, do you think that my larger TSLA stack will now continue to compound in value faster over time than it would have before as all of those "additional" individual TSLA shares continue to grow in monetary value -- in part because the stonk split itself helped increase liquidity in TSLA and contributed to the public perception among semi-retarded retail investors that it was more "affordable"? Once again, I do, and clearly Elon does as well (that's why he pushed for it). In fact, I fully expect that we'll see another TSLA split within the next 2-3 years for precisely that reason as TSLA continues to grow in value.

...but I'm sure some querulous little faggot on the internet who is stomping his foot and arguing that ackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkshually when you REALLY think about it, TSLA was a shitty stonk to buy in January 2021 is way smarter and way more financially savvy than me or Elon Musk (aka the richest man in the world).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49093434)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Business school fucking ROCKS!!! (🧐)

Hey man all that stuff's great. I agree Tesla is a great company and concede all the above points as true. But can you elaborate on how "if you had taken my advice and bought TSLA back then, you'd currently be sitting on a >400% return on your investment"? Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49093575)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

Whoa... so actually, now that we've talked, you're in agreement that Tesla is a "great company" and that TSLA has been an objectively great investment vehicle which I presciently called out years ago, and you're also in further agreement that the 2022 stonk split was yet another smart call by Elon which has already boosted the equity value of the company and will continue to pay dividends down the line?

Uh... yeah, I don't really have anything else to say here.

Sounds good to me. Glad we talked, bud!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49093604)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Business school fucking ROCKS!!! (🧐)

Yeah I agree with all that stuff. Elon generally knows what he's doing. I'm just looking for a nice 400% return on investment brother and you said I missed out, so I'm trying to figure out where I went wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49093608)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

Sorry brother, I really want to respond here but our discussion upthread has made me realize that I don't have a solid grasp on the "implied subtext" of my penumbral emanations (it's all so complicated), and as a result I will be shutting down any further discussion of speculative investment matters with my Jewish friends for their own good until we figure out what's going on. I don't want to lead you guys any further astray than I already inadvertently have in the past!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49093629)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: mountain cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49092680)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)

To be fair,

(Guy who gets it)

Just remember that you're talking to a pack of seething Jewish faggots who are literally still making the argument in July 2025 that when you REALLY think about it, ackkkkkkkkkkkkkshually BTC wasn't THAT great of an investment (it has literally 1000xd in value since I first pushed it on XO and is current sitting at ATHs and climbing quickly due to a historic outpouring of widespread institutional investment).

It's almost like they aren't actually interested in being fair and reasonable about this stuff and they are constitutionally incapable of admitting they got something wrong and fucked up. Almost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49093393)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Gay Grandpa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49093457)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: bath faith jew engaging in argument in bad faith ((zurich is stained))

(homosexual grandfather)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49093588)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: pepito tp is an illegal immigrant

Quotemos who definitely arent jewish having a rough time ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49093579)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: bath faith jew engaging in argument in bad faith ((zurich is stained))

i have made a new monikor in honor of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49093599)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retarded)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49093623)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK


Do people still think capital gains are taxed on principal invested?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5748726&forum_id=2Reputation#49093649)