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| vibrant smoky pit | 12/15/24 |
| Razzle-dazzle cowardly wagecucks | 12/15/24 |
| vibrant smoky pit | 12/15/24 |
| Cyan School Cuck | 12/15/24 |
| buttfaggot | 07/12/25 |
| vigorous rigor | 12/18/24 |
| cracking skinny woman boiling water | 12/15/24 |
| vengeful black woman garrison | 12/18/24 |
| cracking skinny woman boiling water | 12/18/24 |
| vibrant smoky pit | 12/18/24 |
| vibrant smoky pit | 01/28/25 |
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| burgundy stimulating bawdyhouse | 04/26/25 |
| splenetic french chef | 04/26/25 |
| vibrant smoky pit | 04/26/25 |
| Live Caged and Cry | 07/12/25 |
| buttfaggot | 07/12/25 |
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Date: December 15th, 2024 3:06 PM Author: vibrant smoky pit [JOSH, TOBY, and C.J. CRAIG quickly walk down ZOZO hallway]
CRAIG: Status update on the latest poast counts?
JOSH: Roughly half current events, some nigger threads, and the rest worthless flame.
CRAIG: Okay, and Benzo?
JOSH: On parole.
CRAIG: Parole?
JOSH: Theft of a cookie display.
CRAIG: Fine. Evan and Boom?
JOSH: Same person.
CRAIG: Mainlining?
JOSH: Still working on the Mahchine.
CRAIG: Where does that leave us with regard to Tommy Turdskin?
TOBY: Uh, still in Asia, net worth holding steady, and still hates Amerikkka.
CRAIG: And NYUUG?
TOBY: Worthless chaebong hyung.
CRAIG: In English, Toby!
TOBY: Uh, he never completed his mandatory military service.
CRAIG: What?
TOBY: It's loosely translated as subhuman garbage.
JOSH: Korean women have been known to throw themselves into furnaces rather than marry a chaebong hyung.
CRAIG: I didn't need to know that.
JOSH: Right.
CRAIG: We're running late, but we have flame poasts to approve, spam to delete, crypto to purchase, and shrews to mock all within the hour.
TOBY: Can do.
CRAIG: Damn it Toby, I need absolute assurance, not a weak 'can do' or whatever. This is Zozo, not Reddit.
TOBY: Understood.
CRAIG: Rach is going to want updates every hour, on the hour.
TOBY: You have my word.
[POTUS BARTLET appears around hallway corner]
BARTLET: How are you, Toby?
TOBY: Fine sir, good to see you.
BARTLET: Are those flame threads coming along nicely?
TOBY: Yes, sir.
BARTLET: What about Luigi?
JOSH: Uh, Mangione? We have about a dozen poasts mocking his appearance, four insulting his Italian heritage, and three poking fun at women who are apparently in love with him.
BARTLET: C.J., I expect better from the bort, especially when you consider that there are at least three MPM champions still hanging around.
CRAIG: Yes sir, I agree.
BARTLET: I want creative thread titles, preferably by poasters who know what the hell they're doing.
CRAIG: Yes sir, can do.
BARTLET: C.J., you're going to have to do better than that. A weak 'can do' is simply not going to cut it. Remember, this is Zozo, not Reddit.
CRAIG: Of course, sir.
[ZOZO OPENING MONTAGE BEGINS SHOWING BALD FAGGOTS, WEIRD BROWN PEOPLE, AND RANDOM JEWISH LAWYERS] |
Date: December 15th, 2024 3:19 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle cowardly wagecucks This is basically the AI uncanny valley and I’ve got to tell you it’s making me uncomfortable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649903&forum_id=2Reputation#48451346) |
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Date: December 15th, 2024 3:41 PM Author: vibrant smoky pit I wrote this myself hehe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649903&forum_id=2Reputation#48451421) |
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Date: December 15th, 2024 3:42 PM Author: Cyan School Cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649903&forum_id=2Reputation#48451426) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:34 AM Author: buttfaggot (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649903&forum_id=2Reputation#49095545) |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 10:50 PM Author: vigorous rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649903&forum_id=2Reputation#48463929) |
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Date: December 15th, 2024 3:45 PM Author: cracking skinny woman boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649903&forum_id=2Reputation#48451435) |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 7:42 AM Author: vengeful black woman garrison https://www.reddit.com/r/thewestwing/comments/1hf6wn3/how_the_west_wing_rekindled_my_love_of_liberal/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649903&forum_id=2Reputation#48461030) |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 7:43 AM Author: cracking skinny woman boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649903&forum_id=2Reputation#48461032) |
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Date: December 18th, 2024 10:46 PM Author: vibrant smoky pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649903&forum_id=2Reputation#48463913) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 4:10 AM Author: vibrant smoky pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649903&forum_id=2Reputation#48597119) |
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Date: January 28th, 2025 8:00 AM Author: cracking skinny woman boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649903&forum_id=2Reputation#48597309) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 11:55 AM Author: burgundy stimulating bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649903&forum_id=2Reputation#48882791) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: splenetic french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649903&forum_id=2Reputation#48882794) |
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Date: April 26th, 2025 6:55 PM Author: vibrant smoky pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649903&forum_id=2Reputation#48883613) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 9:58 AM Author: Live Caged and Cry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649903&forum_id=2Reputation#49095482) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:34 AM Author: buttfaggot (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649903&forum_id=2Reputation#49095544) |