Restaurant Review: Karma's $12 Water Is Obnoxious. It’s Also Lovable.
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Date: October 19th, 2023 9:45 AM Author: Motley Chrome Parlor
Californians have talked about the $12 water at Karma more than any other new beverage this year. It may be better known than Karma itself, which opened in a strip mall in April with an opulent theme that "James", the chef and an owner, interprets freely and with a big pinch of Central Asia.
Considered as a public statement, the $12 water is obnoxious, a flagrantly expensive lowbrow-highbrow stunt out of the Jeff Koons catalog.
If you can forget all this and just drink it, though, the $12 water is glorious. It gets to you both on a mindless, lizard-brain level and through a sophisticated appeal to your mind. It’s “Barbie” and it’s “Oppenheimer.”
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Date: October 19th, 2023 10:14 AM Author: Mischievous Provocative Tanning Salon
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Ah, Karma Sushi! Where the rich tapestry of Japanese cuisine blends seamlessly with the subtle, yet discernible touch of its Jewish owner's heritage. Nestled in the heart of [City Name], this establishment offers a culinary adventure that's as delightful as it is audacious. Sushi lovers rejoice as each bite captivates the palate with a symphony of flavors and textures. But let's pivot to the showstopper: the $12 flat water. A liquid testament to luxury and, dare I say, chutzpah!
While savoring that prestigious H2O, I couldn't help but ponder if this was the restaurant's way of offering a modern take on 'manna from heaven'. Pricey, sure, but then again, there's no price tag on feeling divine.
When you're ready to experience sushi in an environment that's as rich in character as it is in taste, Karma Sushi awaits. And who knows? After sipping that costly water, you might just find yourself longing for some good old-fashioned matzo ball soup. After all, life is all about balance, and Karma, well, she's always watching. 😉🍣💦
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