The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?
| Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage | 11/17/13 |
| salmon marvelous set | 11/17/13 |
| purple startling dilemma | 02/09/14 |
| Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage | 12/01/13 |
| nyuug | 03/24/26 |
| nyuug | 03/24/26 |
| nyuug | 03/25/26 |
| nyuug | 03/25/26 |
| Violent space | 11/17/13 |
| white multi-colored base | 11/17/13 |
| bossy titillating gas station messiness | 11/17/13 |
| spectacular ungodly kitty cat orchestra pit | 11/18/13 |
| Curious Boistinker Love Of Her Life | 11/03/25 |
| brilliant point double fault | 12/01/13 |
| Learning disabled rebellious locale | 11/17/13 |
| Violent space | 11/17/13 |
| Learning disabled rebellious locale | 11/17/13 |
| Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage | 11/17/13 |
| Learning disabled rebellious locale | 11/17/13 |
| Drab fat ankles | 12/22/14 |
| Learning disabled rebellious locale | 12/22/14 |
| electric candlestick maker rehab | 12/10/19 |
| submissive filthy goyim | 11/17/13 |
| Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage | 11/17/13 |
| Histrionic flirting rigor | 11/17/13 |
| Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage | 11/17/13 |
| Amber Marketing Idea Meetinghouse | 02/22/14 |
| cream big-titted stain | 04/07/16 |
| Smoky area idiot | 12/10/19 |
| alcoholic hospital | 03/03/24 |
| Know-it-all Box Office | 11/17/13 |
| Supple flushed station hairy legs | 11/17/13 |
| Offensive Turdskin | 11/17/13 |
| rambunctious nudist forum | 11/17/13 |
| Cobalt fighting piazza degenerate | 11/18/13 |
| Hilarious cerise sanctuary incel | 02/22/14 |
| Lime quadroon | 03/24/15 |
| disrespectful umber halford indian lodge | 11/17/13 |
| Violent space | 11/17/13 |
| irate lodge roast beef | 11/17/13 |
| Hyperactive cracking giraffe | 11/17/13 |
| disrespectful umber halford indian lodge | 11/17/13 |
| Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage | 11/17/13 |
| disrespectful umber halford indian lodge | 11/17/13 |
| Hyperactive cracking giraffe | 11/17/13 |
| Learning disabled rebellious locale | 11/17/13 |
| Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage | 11/17/13 |
| disrespectful umber halford indian lodge | 11/17/13 |
| Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage | 11/17/13 |
| Learning disabled rebellious locale | 11/17/13 |
| Motley ticket booth water buffalo | 11/19/13 |
| Learning disabled rebellious locale | 11/17/13 |
| adventurous stage ratface | 11/17/13 |
| arousing weed whacker stag film | 11/17/13 |
| Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage | 11/17/13 |
| adventurous stage ratface | 11/17/13 |
| submissive filthy goyim | 11/17/13 |
| Learning disabled rebellious locale | 11/17/13 |
| adventurous stage ratface | 11/17/13 |
| Violet thriller regret | 11/17/13 |
| arousing weed whacker stag film | 11/17/13 |
| Learning disabled rebellious locale | 11/17/13 |
| Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage | 11/17/13 |
| Learning disabled rebellious locale | 11/17/13 |
| at-the-ready chartreuse mood | 11/19/13 |
| deep turquoise fanboi | 11/17/13 |
| Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage | 11/17/13 |
| Hyperactive cracking giraffe | 11/17/13 |
| Big Stubborn Striped Hyena Dysfunction | 11/17/13 |
| adventurous stage ratface | 11/17/13 |
| Big Stubborn Striped Hyena Dysfunction | 11/17/13 |
| deep turquoise fanboi | 11/17/13 |
| arousing weed whacker stag film | 11/17/13 |
| spectacular ungodly kitty cat orchestra pit | 11/18/13 |
| impertinent jew | 03/03/24 |
| Curious Boistinker Love Of Her Life | 11/03/25 |
| floppy orange hell | 11/17/13 |
| spectacular ungodly kitty cat orchestra pit | 11/18/13 |
| Tripping racy public bath sex offender | 11/18/13 |
| Thirsty Resort | 12/22/14 |
| ebony location cuck | 12/22/14 |
| Duck-like Hominid | 12/22/14 |
| slippery athletic conference | 11/17/13 |
| Learning disabled rebellious locale | 11/17/13 |
| slippery athletic conference | 11/17/13 |
| Learning disabled rebellious locale | 11/17/13 |
| deep turquoise fanboi | 11/17/13 |
| Learning disabled rebellious locale | 11/17/13 |
| 180 corner digit ratio | 11/17/13 |
| floppy orange hell | 11/17/13 |
| slippery athletic conference | 11/17/13 |
| floppy orange hell | 11/17/13 |
| adventurous stage ratface | 11/17/13 |
| Learning disabled rebellious locale | 11/17/13 |
| slippery athletic conference | 11/17/13 |
| khaki soul-stirring new version principal's office | 11/17/13 |
| Learning disabled rebellious locale | 11/17/13 |
| Learning disabled rebellious locale | 11/17/13 |
| slippery athletic conference | 11/17/13 |
| Learning disabled rebellious locale | 11/17/13 |
| slippery athletic conference | 11/17/13 |
| Learning disabled rebellious locale | 11/17/13 |
| khaki soul-stirring new version principal's office | 11/17/13 |
| Learning disabled rebellious locale | 11/17/13 |
| khaki soul-stirring new version principal's office | 11/17/13 |
| khaki soul-stirring new version principal's office | 11/17/13 |
| floppy orange hell | 11/17/13 |
| Learning disabled rebellious locale | 11/17/13 |
| slippery athletic conference | 11/17/13 |
| floppy orange hell | 11/17/13 |
| slippery athletic conference | 11/17/13 |
| floppy orange hell | 11/17/13 |
| Gold Kitchen | 11/18/13 |
| irate lodge roast beef | 11/17/13 |
| kink-friendly aphrodisiac temple cumskin | 11/17/13 |
| aggressive library | 11/18/13 |
| Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage | 11/17/13 |
| slippery athletic conference | 11/17/13 |
| floppy orange hell | 11/17/13 |
| Tripping racy public bath sex offender | 11/18/13 |
| arousing weed whacker stag film | 11/17/13 |
| Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage | 11/17/13 |
| appetizing partner | 11/17/13 |
| Rusted trust fund spot | 12/17/13 |
| Harsh useless brakes twinkling uncleanness | 11/17/13 |
| fragrant henna national | 11/17/13 |
| floppy orange hell | 11/17/13 |
| Heady step-uncle's house karate | 11/18/13 |
| Magical Home Mad-dog Skullcap | 11/18/13 |
| Sable galvanic nursing home place of business | 11/18/13 |
| Heady step-uncle's house karate | 11/18/13 |
| misunderstood talking potus house | 11/18/13 |
| mind-boggling theater | 11/18/13 |
| Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage | 11/18/13 |
| mind-boggling theater | 11/18/13 |
| Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage | 11/18/13 |
| Jet-lagged shitlib locus | 11/18/13 |
| Green exciting abode | 11/18/13 |
| Jet-lagged shitlib locus | 11/18/13 |
| Bat-shit-crazy erotic heaven main people | 11/18/13 |
| Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage | 11/18/13 |
| Bat-shit-crazy erotic heaven main people | 11/18/13 |
| Jet-lagged shitlib locus | 11/18/13 |
| Coiffed theatre | 11/18/13 |
| aromatic plum juggernaut death wish | 11/18/13 |
| Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage | 11/18/13 |
| Jet-lagged shitlib locus | 11/18/13 |
| Magical Home Mad-dog Skullcap | 11/19/13 |
| Cobalt fighting piazza degenerate | 11/18/13 |
| fantasy-prone nofapping party of the first part chapel | 11/18/13 |
| Frisky Fiercely-loyal Masturbator Native | 11/18/13 |
| Sinister school trump supporter | 11/18/13 |
| at-the-ready chartreuse mood | 11/19/13 |
| Stirring spruce plaza prole | 11/19/13 |
| Charismatic Clear Business Firm Boltzmann | 11/19/13 |
| Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage | 11/19/13 |
| Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage | 12/09/13 |
| Rusted trust fund spot | 12/17/13 |
| olive territorial lay | 12/22/14 |
| sapphire lascivious factory reset button | 12/17/13 |
| Carnelian liquid oxygen | 12/17/13 |
| Rusted trust fund spot | 12/17/13 |
| insecure half-breed macaca | 12/17/13 |
| drunken range deer antler | 12/17/13 |
| Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage | 12/17/13 |
| sienna garrison toaster | 03/08/14 |
| Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage | 12/22/14 |
| ebony location cuck | 12/22/14 |
| Swollen vermilion tanning salon | 12/22/14 |
| tan alcoholic university sweet tailpipe | 12/22/14 |
| Excitant theater stage chad | 12/22/14 |
| Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage | 01/13/15 |
| ebony location cuck | 01/15/15 |
| Crawly Mental Disorder Goal In Life | 01/15/15 |
| Sickened Swashbuckling Senate Mediation | 03/24/15 |
| Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage | 12/01/15 |
| Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage | 01/03/16 |
| cream big-titted stain | 04/07/16 |
| Comical dull church building scourge upon the earth | 04/07/16 |
| chocolate irradiated parlor | 04/07/16 |
| stimulating apoplectic shrine | 04/07/16 |
| cream big-titted stain | 05/12/16 |
| sooty philosopher-king | 09/24/16 |
| Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage | 11/09/18 |
| Razzle-dazzle depressive friendly grandma | 03/12/19 |
| Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage | 05/25/19 |
| pearl concupiscible faggotry reading party | 12/10/19 |
| massive cruel-hearted therapy site | 12/10/19 |
| alcoholic hospital | 03/03/24 |
| Curious Boistinker Love Of Her Life | 03/03/24 |
| impressive mauve police squad stead | 03/03/24 |
| hideous buck-toothed den community account | 03/03/24 |
| Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage | 11/03/25 |
| Curious Boistinker Love Of Her Life | 11/03/25 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM Author: Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458418) |
 |
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM Author: salmon marvelous set wow great point man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458428) |
|
Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM Author: purple startling dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24982725) |
|
Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM Author: Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24547190) |
|
Date: March 24th, 2026 3:52 AM Author: nyuug jejumos = chink laguardians are cumskin and thus immune to plane crashes |
|
Date: March 24th, 2026 8:08 PM Author: nyuug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#49766508) |
|
Date: March 25th, 2026 6:14 PM Author: nyuug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#49768855) |
|
Date: March 25th, 2026 8:10 PM Author: nyuug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#49769159) |
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM Author: Violent space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458433) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM Author: white multi-colored base you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458436) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: bossy titillating gas station messiness Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458514) |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM Author: spectacular ungodly kitty cat orchestra pit don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461748) |
|
Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM Author: Curious Boistinker Love Of Her Life tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#49397901) |
|
Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM Author: brilliant point double fault (Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24547218) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM Author: Learning disabled rebellious locale not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458438) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM Author: Violent space i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458449) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: Learning disabled rebellious locale probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.
I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard. |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458506) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: Learning disabled rebellious locale yeah exactly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458508) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM Author: Drab fat ankles i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26978690) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM Author: Learning disabled rebellious locale pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26979134) |
|
Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM Author: electric candlestick maker rehab go back to reddit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#39243557) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM Author: submissive filthy goyim cr
same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground? |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM Author: Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458473) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: Histrionic flirting rigor What if it is at night though bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458499) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458512) |
|
Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM Author: Amber Marketing Idea Meetinghouse dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#25065607) |
|
Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM Author: cream big-titted stain You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#30219428) |
|
Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM Author: Smoky area idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#39243547) |
|
Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM Author: alcoholic hospital Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#47457791) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM Author: Know-it-all Box Office i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458443) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM Author: Supple flushed station hairy legs I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458462) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: Offensive Turdskin or a gigantic shopping bag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458521) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: rambunctious nudist forum ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458496) |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM Author: Cobalt fighting piazza degenerate i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463478) |
|
Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM Author: Hilarious cerise sanctuary incel Well? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#25065592) |
|
Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM Author: Lime quadroon [Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#27546867) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM Author: disrespectful umber halford indian lodge you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458447) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM Author: Violent space (physics n00b) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458467) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM Author: irate lodge roast beef almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458471) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM Author: Hyperactive cracking giraffe Your done here lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458478) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: disrespectful umber halford indian lodge just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458491) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458502) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM Author: disrespectful umber halford indian lodge jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458528) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: Hyperactive cracking giraffe Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458515) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: Learning disabled rebellious locale Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458520) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM Author: Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage (guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)
you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: disrespectful umber halford indian lodge It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458510) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458518) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM Author: Learning disabled rebellious locale you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458527) |
|
Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM Author: Motley ticket booth water buffalo You're done here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24467126) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: Learning disabled rebellious locale (idiot) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458492) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM Author: adventurous stage ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458483) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: arousing weed whacker stag film yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458503) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458525) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM Author: adventurous stage ratface i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458539) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM Author: submissive filthy goyim something to do with airbags i think (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458550) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM Author: Learning disabled rebellious locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458557) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM Author: adventurous stage ratface ahhh makes sense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458566) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM Author: Violet thriller regret how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458546) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM Author: arousing weed whacker stag film only? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458563) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM Author: Learning disabled rebellious locale because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458573) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM Author: Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage (guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458638) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM Author: Learning disabled rebellious locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458645) |
|
Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM Author: at-the-ready chartreuse mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24467489) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM Author: deep turquoise fanboi Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458569) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM Author: Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458630) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM Author: Hyperactive cracking giraffe Shitlawyer union won't let them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458650) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM Author: Big Stubborn Striped Hyena Dysfunction lol
because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM Author: adventurous stage ratface couldnt they just make the engines stronger? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458771) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM Author: Big Stubborn Striped Hyena Dysfunction lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458776) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM Author: deep turquoise fanboi lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458853) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM Author: arousing weed whacker stag film LOL
yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger?? |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM Author: spectacular ungodly kitty cat orchestra pit lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461754) |
|
Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM Author: impertinent jew cq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#47457841) |
|
Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM Author: Curious Boistinker Love Of Her Life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#49397902) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM Author: floppy orange hell After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458640) |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM Author: spectacular ungodly kitty cat orchestra pit lol'd irl from picturing this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461763) |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM Author: Tripping racy public bath sex offender Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463376) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM Author: Thirsty Resort holy shit lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26978677) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM Author: ebony location cuck tyft mental image (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26979022) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM Author: Duck-like Hominid chortled, picturing road runner legs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26979481) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM Author: slippery athletic conference Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.
TL;DR: never change XO |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM Author: Learning disabled rebellious locale "Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"
Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.
Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc... |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM Author: slippery athletic conference Your degree taught you shit dumbass.
http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM Author: Learning disabled rebellious locale "Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "
it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst. |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM Author: deep turquoise fanboi I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458752) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM Author: Learning disabled rebellious locale yeah I mean every bit helps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458789) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM Author: 180 corner digit ratio Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458843) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM Author: floppy orange hell *legit retard* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458769) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM Author: slippery athletic conference Read up faggot
http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM Author: floppy orange hell That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458796) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM Author: adventurous stage ratface titcr
chip kelly is done here |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM Author: Learning disabled rebellious locale yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458801) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM Author: slippery athletic conference LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458874) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM Author: khaki soul-stirring new version principal's office show your work, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458881) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM Author: Learning disabled rebellious locale cr what a clown lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458893) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM Author: Learning disabled rebellious locale right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458888) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM Author: slippery athletic conference "According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."
Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done. |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM Author: Learning disabled rebellious locale am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.
you're a riot. |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM Author: slippery athletic conference LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458922) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM Author: Learning disabled rebellious locale ? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.
If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.
I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills" |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM Author: khaki soul-stirring new version principal's office i thought you had a ph.d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458955) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM Author: Learning disabled rebellious locale same thing
but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster. |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM Author: khaki soul-stirring new version principal's office you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458921) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM Author: khaki soul-stirring new version principal's office this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458814) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM Author: floppy orange hell LJL, how could the dummy even jump? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458850) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM Author: Learning disabled rebellious locale LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458868) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM Author: slippery athletic conference (Kia salesman laughing off crash test results) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458891) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM Author: floppy orange hell Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458899) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM Author: slippery athletic conference How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.
|
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM Author: floppy orange hell The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458934) |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM Author: Gold Kitchen LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM Author: irate lodge roast beef chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458912) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM Author: kink-friendly aphrodisiac temple cumskin worst selfpwn i've seen in a while (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24459190) |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM Author: aggressive library really embarassing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461579) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM Author: Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458916) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM Author: slippery athletic conference According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.
Explain retard. |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM Author: floppy orange hell Did you even read your link?
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump. |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM Author: Tripping racy public bath sex offender http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463420) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM Author: arousing weed whacker stag film Bort,
what's the debate and who is between?
tyia |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM Author: Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458985) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM Author: appetizing partner well executed flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458942) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM Author: Rusted trust fund spot holy shit not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24660691) |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM Author: Harsh useless brakes twinkling uncleanness tl;dr
why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land? also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out? |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM Author: fragrant henna national it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.
but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance |
|
Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM Author: floppy orange hell cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24459165) |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM Author: Heady step-uncle's house karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463475) |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM Author: Magical Home Mad-dog Skullcap Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24460025) |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM Author: Sable galvanic nursing home place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24460301) |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM Author: Heady step-uncle's house karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463481) |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM Author: misunderstood talking potus house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24460568) |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM Author: mind-boggling theater the scariest thing about this thread?
the people that dont realize its flame.
WTF |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM Author: Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24460970) |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM Author: mind-boggling theater the ONLY question that matters.
how can i change? |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM Author: Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24460980) |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM Author: Jet-lagged shitlib locus i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461533) |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM Author: Green exciting abode (guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)
The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart. |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM Author: Jet-lagged shitlib locus that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461620) |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy erotic heaven main people i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.
there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).
in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator. |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM Author: Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461577) |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy erotic heaven main people cr the voice of reason |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM Author: Jet-lagged shitlib locus i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461597) |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM Author: Coiffed theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461615) |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM Author: aromatic plum juggernaut death wish If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461608) |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM Author: Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461643) |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM Author: Jet-lagged shitlib locus a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.
and as for entry position, do a pencil:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet |
|
Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM Author: Magical Home Mad-dog Skullcap dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24467435) |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM Author: Cobalt fighting piazza degenerate happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463468) |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM Author: fantasy-prone nofapping party of the first part chapel I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463397) |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM Author: Frisky Fiercely-loyal Masturbator Native ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463492) |
|
Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM Author: Sinister school trump supporter (Jeff Bridges) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24464186) |
|
Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM Author: at-the-ready chartreuse mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24467490) |
|
Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM Author: Stirring spruce plaza prole best thread i've read on XO in over a year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24467505) |
|
Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM Author: Charismatic Clear Business Firm Boltzmann I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24468690) |
|
Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM Author: Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.
Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility. |
|
Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM Author: Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24604642) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM Author: Rusted trust fund spot ty, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24660687) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM Author: olive territorial lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26978958) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM Author: sapphire lascivious factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24660669) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM Author: Carnelian liquid oxygen awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.
|
|
Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM Author: Rusted trust fund spot well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24660784) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM Author: insecure half-breed macaca show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.
lol, plane noob. |
|
Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM Author: drunken range deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24660798) |
|
Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM Author: Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24661104) |
|
Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM Author: sienna garrison toaster if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#25152884) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM Author: Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26978590) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM Author: ebony location cuck if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26979019) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM Author: Swollen vermilion tanning salon woah, it's you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26979031) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM Author: tan alcoholic university sweet tailpipe and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26979235) |
|
Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM Author: Excitant theater stage chad Uh they do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26979504) |
|
Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM Author: Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#27109515) |
|
Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM Author: ebony location cuck (guy who has never seen a bird fly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#27120838) |
|
Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM Author: Crawly Mental Disorder Goal In Life Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#27120668) |
|
Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM Author: Sickened Swashbuckling Senate Mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#27546822) |
|
Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM Author: Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#29287414) |
|
Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM Author: Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#29510766) |
|
Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM Author: cream big-titted stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#30219423) |
|
Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM Author: Comical dull church building scourge upon the earth I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.
Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.
Uninflated 180 |
|
Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM Author: chocolate irradiated parlor This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.
edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2 |
|
Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM Author: stimulating apoplectic shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#30219569) |
|
Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM Author: cream big-titted stain HOF thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#30464144) |
|
Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM Author: sooty philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#31480262) |
|
Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM Author: Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#37197656) |
|
Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle depressive friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#37918578) |
|
Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM Author: Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#38290169) |
|
Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM Author: pearl concupiscible faggotry reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#39243529) |
|
Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM Author: massive cruel-hearted therapy site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#39243540) |
|
Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM Author: alcoholic hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#47457788) |
|
Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM Author: Curious Boistinker Love Of Her Life a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#47457795) |
|
Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM Author: impressive mauve police squad stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#47457883) |
|
Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:59 AM Author: hideous buck-toothed den community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#47457843) |
|
Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM Author: Laughsome crackhouse old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#49397800) |
|
Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM Author: Curious Boistinker Love Of Her Life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#49397898) |