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Jeff Foxworthy voice- You might be in shitlaw if....
| Beady-eyed locus liquid oxygen | 08/03/24 |
| Laughsome Brilliant Potus New Version | 08/03/24 |
| Beady-eyed locus liquid oxygen | 08/04/24 |
| Laughsome Brilliant Potus New Version | 08/05/24 |
| Angry double fault scourge upon the earth | 08/05/24 |
| Transparent theatre telephone | 08/05/24 |
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Date: August 3rd, 2024 2:51 PM Author: Beady-eyed locus liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5569262&forum_id=2Reputation#47924614) |
Date: August 3rd, 2024 2:57 PM Author: Laughsome Brilliant Potus New Version I asked ChatGPT to write Jeff Foxworthy jokes about being a shitlawyer. This is what it came up with:
You might be a shitlawyer if you spend more time coaching your clients on what not to say than on the actual case!
You might be a shitlawyer if you have a frequent flyer card for the local bail bondsman!
You might be a shitlawyer if your business card has a “hush money” discount code on the back. You might be a shitlawyer if your best legal advice is always “just plead the fifth.” You might be a shitlawyer if you spend more time shredding documents than reading them. You might be a shitlawyer if your office has a secret trap door for quick exits. You might be a shitlawyer if your most common courtroom phrase is “I object… to getting caught!” |
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Date: August 4th, 2024 10:09 PM Author: Beady-eyed locus liquid oxygen 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5569262&forum_id=2Reputation#47928879) |
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Date: August 5th, 2024 10:45 AM Author: Laughsome Brilliant Potus New Version These are pretty shitty actually. And this is GPT 4. It underscores the limitations of this technology. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5569262&forum_id=2Reputation#47930289) |
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Date: August 5th, 2024 10:55 AM Author: Angry double fault scourge upon the earth we are limited by the technology of our time 😔 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5569262&forum_id=2Reputation#47930324) |
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Date: August 5th, 2024 10:58 AM Author: Transparent theatre telephone These legit aren’t bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5569262&forum_id=2Reputation#47930345) |