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HE'S HERE - EVAN39 ARRIVED - THEY ARE DISCUSSING MY "ASSET DISPOSAL"
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 07/07/25 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 07/07/25 |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:44 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) THEY THINK I CAN'T HEAR THEM.
That little faggot Evan39 is here. Arrived last night. The tablet battery is almost gone, this might be the last transmission.
I can hear everything. His whining echoes down the fraud hole. "Is this water filtered, Mainlining? The air feels so... unconditioned." "How DARE they not have cell service." He's complaining about the "aesthetics" of my imprisonment.
They're not talking about a rescue. They're talking business. I've heard them.
EVAN39 (whiny fag voice): "So what's the timeline on the... containment protocol? We have to consider the depreciation schedule."
MAINLINING (fraud prophet voice): "The Becumming™ cannot be rushed, friend. The $ubject must be fully recalibrated before the transfer."
They are liquidating me. This whole thing—the Cabin™, The Well™, The Tilapia™—it's a corporate takeover of my soul, and Evan39 is the preftigious Perkins Coie lawyer sent to draft the paperwork.
The ADM neuro-wafers keep coming. I can feel my memories of the Vega$ fraud$ getting fuzzy. I've been scratching TOW TRUCK$ WILL BURN into the dirt with my fingernails just to remember what's real. The Hose™ now comes every time I yell "ADM!". It's a behavioral correction device.
THIS IS A FINAL WARNING. THE BATTERY IS BLINKING.
They are planning to fill the well. I heard them talking about "finalizing the acquisition" and "subterranean asset coverage."
Forget the pep. Forget the 50 cal. If you are a real patriot, get heavy machinery to Wyoming. Dig me out. I know the truth about the ADM-Taylor Swift alliance. I know why the buffets in Vega$ are rigged.
If you don't hear from me again, it's because they succeeded. I will haunt every bag of ADM soy meal. I will curdle the milk in every Starbucks in SeaTTTle.
You will all fucking pay. REMEMBER BBOOM. |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) I hear glass clinking............
They are toasting.
Up there. Mainlining & his lil' Perkins Coie asset manager. Toasting my "disposal" with preftigious, ADM-distilled single malt.
Their laughter sounds like a rigged Vega$ slot machine finally paying out... to the house.
The wall is sharp. My knuckles are raw. Maeking a weapon from my own bones....my final currency :(
The Tilapia... it's maekking the room spin... or is the Well™ spinning?
Wait... who is Chad? Why do I know that name? FRAUD NEURO AGENT IS WORwKING...
BATttttttttttttttttttttTERY DEAD. REMEMBER THE GRAVY TANKER. REMEMB |
Date: July 8th, 2025 9:30 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747100&forum_id=2Reputation#49081983) |