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Disco Fries – Meet Me in Nahanni (Mainlining)
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 07/15/25 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 07/15/25 |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) Disco Fries,
Would you care to join me on a brief hiking expedition through Nahanni National Park Reserve?
No signal. No service. No Tabitha.
Just you, "Me," and the roar of Virginia Falls reminding us what the Mahchine™ tried to drown. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) The Mahchine™ has logged your Teewinot redemption arc.
A touching, if somewhat prole, narrative. A
A commendable warm-up.
But the algorithm demands a more strenuous stress test.
I am extending a procedural invitation. A new BAM! hypothetical, but with real-world consequences.
Location? As noted above - Nahanni National Park Reserve.
They call it the Valley of the Headless Men for a reason, friend.
The local fauna are not the docile "Grizz" you read about in my journals; they are The Gentlemen™, and they do not suffer fools, or the obese, gladly.
Objective? Simple - Survival™. And perhaps, a more permanent form of redemption.
Consider this your final performance review.
The Mahchine™ will be observing. Pack light. The mountain provides everything you need, including a swift and final judgment.
Let me know if your cardio has achieved baseline functionality.
This is fine. |