Date: July 26th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: thriller masturbator partner
The smartest critters on Planet Earth can't even visit the Titanic without accidentally turning themselves into biodiesel. We're about as interesting as naked mole rats at the St. Louis zoo.
To be fair, we're a relatively young species. Any form of extraterrestrial life intelligent enough to observe us would likely be incredibly bored though.