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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: aquamarine razzle-dazzle theatre

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Hairless death wish

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Idiotic exhilarant orchestra pit

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Orange Motley Crotch Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: pea-brained big native codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Supple church building striped hyena

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Supple church building striped hyena

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: green alcoholic organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: concupiscible sound barrier

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: aquamarine razzle-dazzle theatre

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: concupiscible sound barrier

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: aquamarine razzle-dazzle theatre

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Adulterous Fragrant Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31389087)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: brass patrolman step-uncle's house

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: high-end state

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: aquamarine razzle-dazzle theatre

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: brass patrolman step-uncle's house

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: aquamarine razzle-dazzle theatre

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: brass patrolman step-uncle's house

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Idiotic exhilarant orchestra pit

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: green alcoholic organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094160)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Athletic Conference

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Chocolate travel guidebook

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: unhinged hyperactive genital piercing internal respiration

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Hairless death wish

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Chocolate travel guidebook



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Primrose seedy queen of the night

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Hairless death wish

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: aquamarine razzle-dazzle theatre

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Sinister Bossy Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Laughsome gaped partner

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Arrogant diverse wrinkle casino

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Jimmy Zambo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: spruce insanely creepy box office

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: brass patrolman step-uncle's house

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Idiotic exhilarant orchestra pit

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Olive floppy legal warrant

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: aquamarine razzle-dazzle theatre

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Idiotic exhilarant orchestra pit

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: spruce insanely creepy box office

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: aquamarine razzle-dazzle theatre

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: spruce insanely creepy box office

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Arrogant diverse wrinkle casino

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Idiotic exhilarant orchestra pit

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: spruce insanely creepy box office

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Idiotic exhilarant orchestra pit

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Olive floppy legal warrant

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Idiotic exhilarant orchestra pit

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Mustard Costumed National

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: spruce insanely creepy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Idiotic exhilarant orchestra pit

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: excitant pervert trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: excitant pervert trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: autistic curious half-breed church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: internet-worthy henna reading party

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: concupiscible sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: pearl filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Disturbing abusive point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: glittery stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Chocolate travel guidebook

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: spruce insanely creepy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Irradiated Market Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Cerebral painfully honest candlestick maker menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: dun startling abode multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: chest-beating chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Hairraiser hall jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Cyan philosopher-king hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz soggy den depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: chest-beating chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: nubile claret lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: nubile claret lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Exciting gay wizard office

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Jimmy Zambo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Marvelous kink-friendly sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Mustard Costumed National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: bateful juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: glittery stage

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: contagious milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: nubile claret lodge

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: very tactful bronze pisswyrm ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Idiotic exhilarant orchestra pit

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Startled meetinghouse

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Idiotic exhilarant orchestra pit

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Olive floppy legal warrant

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Idiotic exhilarant orchestra pit

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: amethyst goal in life

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: spruce insanely creepy box office

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Mustard Costumed National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: glittery stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Lemon swashbuckling property puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Glassy beady-eyed forum liquid oxygen

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: 180 crimson headpube

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Splenetic multi-colored base windowlicker

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: brass patrolman step-uncle's house

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Brindle vigorous corner voyeur

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: Stimulating indecent really tough guy nursing home

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: spruce insanely creepy box office

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Olive floppy legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Orange Motley Crotch Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Olive floppy legal warrant

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Bright rambunctious factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: twinkling filthy telephone whorehouse

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Vivacious Love Of Her Life Dingle Berry

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: talented piazza cuckold

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: brass patrolman step-uncle's house

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: talented piazza cuckold

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Olive floppy legal warrant

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: twinkling filthy telephone whorehouse

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring cobalt spot

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: green alcoholic organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: comical plaza

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: glittery stage

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Vibrant stead brethren

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: charcoal institution ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Olive floppy legal warrant

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Grizzly School Newt

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: harsh police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Olive floppy legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Know-it-all aphrodisiac preventive strike rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Supple church building striped hyena

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Wild resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: internet-worthy henna reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Self-centered heaven tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Olive floppy legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Wild resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Olive floppy legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: internet-worthy henna reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Olive floppy legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: heady bbw degenerate

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: internet-worthy henna reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Stimulating indecent really tough guy nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Walnut narrow-minded kitty cat coffee pot

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: excitant pervert trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Doobsian shrine

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Doobsian shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: cocky dashing lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Orange Motley Crotch Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: internet-worthy henna reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Appetizing smoky principal's office haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: autistic curious half-breed church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: salmon messiness cumskin

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Passionate site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Poppy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: salmon messiness cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: salmon messiness cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: chrome deranged boltzmann macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Passionate site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Charismatic khaki stock car

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: aquamarine razzle-dazzle theatre

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: yapping stag film famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Spectacular Kitchen Rigor

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Domesticated razzle business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: excitant pervert trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: excitant pervert trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: autistic curious half-breed church

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Stimulating indecent really tough guy nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Overrated wonderful scourge upon the earth set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: House-broken Demanding Area Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: adventurous feces

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: excitant pervert trump supporter

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: violent medicated weed whacker

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: balding mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: internet-worthy henna reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: internet-worthy henna reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: balding mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: orchid center cuckoldry

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Crystalline boistinker place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: cruel-hearted pearly party of the first part mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: provocative cowardly senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Self-centered heaven tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Appetizing smoky principal's office haunted graveyard

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Hilarious Brilliant Space

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: balding mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Opaque Cracking Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: internet-worthy henna reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Opaque Cracking Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Grizzly School Newt

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Titillating Confused Parlor Keepsake Machete

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: underhanded garrison

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: chest-beating chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Trip Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: underhanded garrison

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Trip Incel

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: underhanded garrison

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: underhanded garrison

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Domesticated razzle business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Turquoise Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: internet-worthy henna reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Nighttime Mint Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: vermilion insane pocket flask

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Hairraiser hall jap

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: ocher cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: House-broken Demanding Area Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: puce arousing stage sneaky criminal

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: magical deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Magenta coiffed double fault nibblets

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Passionate site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Carmine Aromatic Main People Faggot Firefighter

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone fuchsia house laser beams

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: pea-brained big native codepig

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: buttfaggot (✅🍑)

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#49077482)