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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
amethyst idiot
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
unholy wonderful sandwich field
  07/31/16
Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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  04/14/20
damn daddy
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  08/01/16
lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious
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Twisted useless brakes fanboi
  08/02/16
Sounds like you are fucked bro
vermilion excitant hall depressive
  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
amethyst idiot
  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
vermilion excitant hall depressive
  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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  07/31/16
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Arousing Very Tactful Library
  09/12/16
why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
Electric maroon base pocket flask
  07/31/16
That poztartar
provocative heaven
  07/31/16
he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
amethyst idiot
  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
Electric maroon base pocket flask
  07/31/16
are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
amethyst idiot
  07/31/16
gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
Electric maroon base pocket flask
  07/31/16
lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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Twisted useless brakes fanboi
  08/02/16
LMAOOOOOOOOOO Let me tell you about my food service exper...
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My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd. Se...
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  08/04/16
So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your o...
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  07/31/16
today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male barte...
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  08/04/16
the people on this site are deranged
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  07/31/16
how so?
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  07/31/16
youre a fucking idiot bro. "complaining about poo...
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yea i was thinking this too.
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  07/31/16
is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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  07/31/16
cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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  07/31/16
lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before ...
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  07/31/16
either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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  07/31/16
cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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youre not alpha or 6'0. and lol @ "im thix foot, a...
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180 the gorgon
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: amethyst idiot

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: unholy wonderful sandwich field

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: galvanic olive mad-dog skullcap stead

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Unhinged brethren multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Metal vibrant therapy

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Metal vibrant therapy

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Twisted useless brakes fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: vermilion excitant hall depressive

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: amethyst idiot

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: vermilion excitant hall depressive

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: amethyst idiot

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Arousing Very Tactful Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31389087)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Electric maroon base pocket flask

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: provocative heaven

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: amethyst idiot

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Electric maroon base pocket flask

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: amethyst idiot

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Electric maroon base pocket flask

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: galvanic olive mad-dog skullcap stead

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Twisted useless brakes fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094160)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: underhanded embarrassed to the bone dog poop

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: razzmatazz hissy fit

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Dun Bawdyhouse

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: unholy wonderful sandwich field

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: razzmatazz hissy fit



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: appetizing main people center

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: unholy wonderful sandwich field

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: amethyst idiot

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: beta adventurous meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: floppy electric furnace

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Odious property cuckold

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Concupiscible aggressive knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling flirting senate goyim

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Electric maroon base pocket flask

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: galvanic olive mad-dog skullcap stead

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: bespoke state

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: amethyst idiot

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: galvanic olive mad-dog skullcap stead

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling flirting senate goyim

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: amethyst idiot

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Mind-boggling flirting senate goyim

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Odious property cuckold

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: galvanic olive mad-dog skullcap stead

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling flirting senate goyim

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: galvanic olive mad-dog skullcap stead

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: bespoke state

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: galvanic olive mad-dog skullcap stead

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: pontificating lemon headpube filthpig

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Mind-boggling flirting senate goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: galvanic olive mad-dog skullcap stead

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Coiffed whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Coiffed whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: beady-eyed water buffalo azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: fantasy-prone stimulating cuck plaza

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: vermilion excitant hall depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Orange anal regret school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: erotic corn cake factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: painfully honest roast beef

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz hissy fit

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Mind-boggling flirting senate goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Yapping Supple Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Sepia racy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: charcoal rigpig boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Fighting lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Big slippery business firm toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: titillating chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: charcoal rigpig boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Well-lubricated idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Well-lubricated idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: thirsty diverse associate

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible aggressive knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Cerebral institution doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: pontificating lemon headpube filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: arrogant comical french chef chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: painfully honest roast beef

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: saffron duck-like resort liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Well-lubricated idea he suggested

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Chest-beating talented station antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: galvanic olive mad-dog skullcap stead

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: snowy bearded faggotry

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: galvanic olive mad-dog skullcap stead

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: bespoke state

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: galvanic olive mad-dog skullcap stead

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: violent crimson background story kitchen

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling flirting senate goyim

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: pontificating lemon headpube filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: painfully honest roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: multi-colored misunderstood cruise ship place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: contagious indian lodge sneaky criminal

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: crawly gas station philosopher-king

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Cracking nighttime national security agency

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Electric maroon base pocket flask

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Buff sticky church building

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: ungodly home ratface

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Mind-boggling flirting senate goyim

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: bespoke state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Unhinged brethren multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: bespoke state

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Hilarious Marvelous Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Copper Half-breed Tanning Salon

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: aromatic athletic conference office

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Bearded insane nursing home ladyboy

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Electric maroon base pocket flask

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Bearded insane nursing home ladyboy

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: bespoke state

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Copper Half-breed Tanning Salon

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: fragrant stain

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Twisted useless brakes fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: shaky national

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: painfully honest roast beef

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: hairless area tank

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: apoplectic parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: bespoke state

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: ruby fiercely-loyal prole

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Godawful charismatic corner personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: bespoke state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Thriller wild partner mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Metal vibrant therapy

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Zippy House-broken Feces Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: fantasy-prone stimulating cuck plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Bossy curious rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: bespoke state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Zippy House-broken Feces Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: bespoke state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: fantasy-prone stimulating cuck plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: bespoke state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: razzle overrated rehab

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: fantasy-prone stimulating cuck plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: ungodly home ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: infuriating learning disabled wrinkle

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Coiffed whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: blathering scourge upon the earth

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: blathering scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Filthy Kink-friendly Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Unhinged brethren multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: fantasy-prone stimulating cuck plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: dashing flushed hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: beady-eyed water buffalo azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: mustard site round eye

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy razzle-dazzle menage generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: mint nibblets hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: mustard site round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: mustard site round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: hairraiser turdskin telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy razzle-dazzle menage generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Sexy Faggot Firefighter

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: amethyst idiot

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Autistic Lascivious Marketing Idea Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: sadistic hospital people who are hurt

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Navy party of the first part keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Coiffed whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Coiffed whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: beady-eyed water buffalo azn

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: ungodly home ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Chocolate jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: stirring bronze goal in life laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Disgusting Bateful Mediation

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Coiffed whorehouse

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: demanding locus hominid

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: cocky sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: fantasy-prone stimulating cuck plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: fantasy-prone stimulating cuck plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: cocky sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: khaki university

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Boyish Indecent Cumskin Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Drab vivacious striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Abnormal Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Bossy curious rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: dashing flushed hell

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Lavender theater stage

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: cocky sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Glittery tattoo range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: fantasy-prone stimulating cuck plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Glittery tattoo range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: ruby fiercely-loyal prole

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Nudist Bonkers Deer Antler Quadroon

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Hideous theatre

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: charcoal rigpig boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: laughsome blue theater puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Hideous theatre

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: laughsome blue theater puppy

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Hideous theatre

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Hideous theatre

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Navy party of the first part keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Wine dragon principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: fantasy-prone stimulating cuck plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Carnelian patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: greedy lodge mad cow disease

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Fighting lay

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: naked yarmulke haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: stirring bronze goal in life laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Cobalt 180 set jewess

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: pea-brained frozen stage indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Costumed citrine toaster garrison

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy razzle-dazzle menage generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Pale Passionate Abode

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: startling parlor

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Roommate

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: stirring bronze goal in life laser beams

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#49363699)